Qian Song

Chapter 277 Your Majesty is Really Bad (Ask for a monthly ticket!)
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What kind of experience is it like to see six or seven thousand beauties kneeling in front of you all at once?
Li Cunzhen couldn't explain clearly, but he just felt that this was too much, and it was really hard to see, this...can he really play all of them once?

Li Cun once read a miraculous report on the Internet.

It is said that a man named "Castro" slept with [-] women in his lifetime.

It also said that the CIA had secretly sent a trained female agent and several killers to assassinate Castro.

That beautiful agent is called "Marita Lorenz", who lived in a German concentration camp when she was a child. She is ordinary and beautiful, and was chosen by the CIA as an agent.

At that time, the little girl was only 19 years old and had no life experience.

With everything planned, she tried to reach Castro.

But after a few conversations, she was surprised to find that Castro, who smoked a cigar anytime and anywhere, was not as inhuman and unreasonable as the CIA and the Mafia described him.

She felt more and more how polite, understanding and masculine this man was.

As a result, she fell in love with Castro out of control and gave birth to a son for Castro.

Looking at it this way, even if Li Cun sleeps with these six or seven thousand beauties, plus Li Cun's original more than 1000 beauties, it is still far behind Castro.

Furthermore, in history, emperors often had tens of thousands of women, and three thousand beauties in the harem was actually only a very conservative number. Many emperors often had tens of thousands of beauties.

Such as Sima Yan.

After Sima Yan unified the Three Kingdoms, he took all the maids of Shu and Wu as his own, and the number reached more than 5000.

And he already has more than 5000 beauties.

Later, after unifying the Three Kingdoms, he selected more than 5000 young and beautiful girls from the people as the harem.

Therefore, the number of beauties owned by Sima Yan must be more than 5000.

Another example is Qin Shihuang Yingzheng.

Ying Zheng is also a man who likes beautiful women very much.

After unifying the six countries, Ying Zheng took all the harems of the six countries as his own.

It is conservatively estimated that the number of beauties must be more than [-] to [-].

As for Tang Minghuang Li Longji, he had even more beauties.

In Bai Juyi's Song of Everlasting Regret, it is said that there are 3000 beauties in the harem, but in fact, this is less than one-tenth of the number of beauties owned by Li Longji.

According to the New Book of Tang, Li Longji had as many as 4 beauties.

He expanded the harem dozens of times during the Kaiyuan period, so that the harem became overcrowded in the end.

Compared with these three, all of Li Cun's women add up to less than [-].

It's so childish.

Besides, even the loser Zhao Ji has more than 1 beauties.

Li Cun, the victor, how could he be frightened by such a small scene that was cut twice by Zhao Huan? !
Therefore, Li Cun restrained his mind for a while, and then said: "Get up, I forgive you for your innocence."

After hearing Li Cunzhi's words, six or seven thousand women from the Zheng family down kowtowed and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your forgiveness." Then they got up one after another.

After all the women stood up, Li Cun asked, "Where is Zhu Lian?"

As soon as Li Cun said this, the clever woman guessed that Li Cun's most interesting woman must be Zhu Lian, the queen of the Zhao Song Dynasty.

Actually this is normal.

You know, the queen is the mother of a country, the most honorable woman in a country, there is no one.

It must be a pinnacle of enjoyment to play.

Therefore, the queens of the previous dynasties will always be the favorite concubines of the new emperor, and one of the best trophies of the new emperor.

What's more, Zhu Lian is not yet 25 years old, which is the most attractive age for a woman.

The key point is that Zhu Lian is also very beautiful, a first-class beauty in the Song Dynasty.

It's no wonder that as soon as Li Cun came to the harem, he looked for Zhu Lian immediately.

If she was 20 years younger, even if she was only ten years younger, Zheng would definitely stand up and let Li Cun pay attention to her, who was also a queen mother, and fight for a new identity for herself.

It's a pity that Zheng Shi is really too old, so old that she knows clearly that she will definitely not have any chance.

Therefore, Mrs. Zheng touched Zhao Yupan quietly, hoping that Zhao Yupan would stand up and answer Li Cun's question, and thus attract Li Cun's attention.

But on the one hand, Zhao Yupan was not yet mentally prepared to dedicate himself to Li Cun, and on the other hand, Zhao Yupan, who had not yet come out of the identity of Emperor Concubine, could not pull himself off to show favor to Li Cun or even seduce Li Cun's face. And the reaction was a little slower.

At this moment, a fresh and elegant girl said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, Dian... Mrs. Zhu is ill."

Li Cun heard the words and looked at the girl: "Who are you?"

The girl replied very calmly: "The slave girl Song Shuyuan, the former chief of the harem."

"Nai Zai?"

Li Cun glanced at the matron in the harem, and then asked, "What's wrong with Zhu Lian?"

Song Shuyuan answered both true and false: "I don't know, there is no imperial doctor in the palace."

Li Cun knew that most likely Zhu Lian was not sick, but she didn't want to see him or be blessed by him.

Li Cun must really want to eat Zhu Lian's delicious meal.

But a good meal is not afraid of being late.

Of course, this is mainly because Zhu Lian is a real strong woman.

——In history, Zhu Lian was gorgeous and colorful. On the way to the Kingdom of Jin, he was often molested by Jin soldiers. He and Zhu Lian, Zhao Ji and Zhao Huan's concubines and clan all went to Wanyan Aguda's mausoleum to perform the "goat-leading ceremony", and ordered Zheng and Zhu Lian to enter the Golden Palace to "give a bath". Zhu Lian could not bear the humiliation. Suicide by drowning.

To be honest, before coming to the harem, Li Cun's goal was very clear, which was Zhu Lian.

Li Cun believes that as long as Zhu Lian is willing to come to see him, he will definitely have a way to coax Zhu Lian to bed.

But now, Zhu Lian would rather risk the crime of deceiving the emperor than come to see Li Cun, which shows that Zhu Lian has already prepared himself, even to die.

Therefore, if Li Cun really wanted to eat Zhu Lian's delicious meal, he must not be too impatient, so as not to force Zhu Lian to death.

If that's the case, then Li Cunke lacks a super best plaything.

Therefore, Li Cun did not hold on to Zhu Lian's illness, but said: "I will ask Concubine De to take a look at her later."

After saying this, Li Cun couldn't help but feel a little confused: "Zhu Lian can't work here, so who will I let sleep tonight?"

Li Cun saw that there were beauties everywhere, all kinds of beauties, each with their own merits, and he could have a good time tonight with just a few of them.

But then again, just judging from his appearance and figure, it is really difficult for Li Cun to choose who makes him more interesting.

There is no way, even Li Cun, who is used to seeing and playing with beautiful women, can't help being a little confused now.

Before he knew it, Li Cun's gaze fell on Song Shuyuan in front of him.

Taking a closer look, this Song Shuyuan looks like an intellectual beauty, which is a bit interesting.

Moreover, Song Shuyuan, the housekeeper in the harem, is also a good breakthrough.

The point is, since Song Shuyuan can't wait to stand up first, it means that she wants to get closer to Li Cun, otherwise she doesn't need to talk to Li Cun in such a hurry.

The key point is that now Li Cun doesn't know which of the daughters of the royal family and clan of the Zhao and Song Dynasties are willing to serve and who are not willing to serve.

As for the game between men and women, it is more interesting to be more voluntary, and there is no need to engage in the game of bullying, which is only something that the weak will do.

So Li Cun said to Song Shuyuan: "I'm tired, take me to rest."

As soon as Li Cun said this, many women showed envy, especially the female officials and maids in Zhao Huan Palace.

Zhao Huan is really not a womanizer.

Of course, you have to say that Zhao Huan has the fine character of staying calm.

Undoubtedly, many sanctimonious people will praise Zhao Huan's unfeminine character.

But these people who praised Zhao Huan's bad womanly character certainly did not include the women in Zhao Huan's palace.

You know, let alone the maids and maids in Zhao Huan's palace, even Zhao Huan's concubines, Zhao Huan didn't touch much.

——Excluding Zhu Lian, Zhao Huan had a total of eleven concubines, including female officials, and there were only 38 concubines in total.As a result, Zhao Huan only met two concubines in total.Moreover, Zhao Huan has only one son and one daughter so far, and they were all born to Zhu Lian many years ago.

In this case, perhaps until Song Shuyuan and the other female officials and maids in Zhao Huan Palace exhausted their youth and became old and poor, they would not have the chance to be honored by Zhao Huan and become dignitaries.

If this is the case, then the ending of Song Shuyuan and the other female officials and maids in Zhao Huan Palace is almost predictable. It must be that they will grow old alone in the palace, or be sent back to their hometown.

To put it another way, if Song Shuyuan and the women in the emperor's palace cannot give birth to a son and a half daughter when they are in their prime, who can they count on when they are old?

As for the emperor's woman, if the emperor doesn't touch her, who would dare to touch her?

Therefore, Zhao Huan, who is not good at women, is so cruel to Song Shuyuan and the women in his harem.

Now, as soon as Li Cun came, he chose Song Shuyuan to sleep in.

Moreover, Li Cun has a dignified body, a dignified appearance, and is young and strong, with strong bones and muscles.

In the eyes of many women in Zhao Huan Palace, including many women in Zhao Ji Palace, Li Cun is the Tang monk, and Song Shuyuan is almost like eating a bite of Tang monk meat.

"promise!"

Although Song Shuyuan tried her best to keep calm, her flowing eyes still betrayed her truest thoughts.

Who would have thought that at this moment, a branch would appear.

——Three voices sounded almost at the same time: "Your Majesty~", "Hold on, Your Majesty!", "Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

Li Cun looked in the direction of the voice, and saw a watery woman coming out of the crowd twisting her waist.

This woman walks with a swaying posture, full of charm, and her appearance is outstanding, her temperament is unique and charming.

But what attracted Li Cun the most was her waist.

Her waist, waist and limbs are graceful, enchanting like a water snake, twisting, seductive.

Seeing this woman come out, the other two women who spoke also hesitated for a moment, and then came out one after another.

However, the two women who came out last were not as good at twisting their waists as the one in front.

But this is not to say that the two women in the back lost to the woman in the front with a superb waist.

The two women in the back are not inferior in appearance to the woman in front with a superb waist.Moreover, one is generous, pure and shy, with a waist, a figure and lines; the other has a childish face, but a choppy figure, with bulging front and back.

The three women stopped in front of Li Cun, and bowed together.

Then, without waiting for Li Cun to ask, the woman with a super-excellent waist took the initiative to say: "Your Majesty Qizuo, my servant has a red waist and is good at cooking fish. Your Majesty should have not eaten dinner yet. My servant is willing to cook a tail for your majesty." Braised fish."

Li Cun said, "I won't eat after noon."

Zhu Liu made a wrong shot of the horse at the waist, which made her expression freeze for a moment—she thought Li Cun was not interested in her, so she was disappointed, and even began to worry that Li Cun would punish her?
Seeing this, the other two women also had a serious look on their faces.

Unexpectedly, after a pause, Li Cun smiled and said: "However, your waist is twisted well, I want to try the limit, you can sleep with Song Shuyuan tonight."

When Zhu Liu heard it, she immediately responded with a smile like a flower: "No~"

Li Cun looked at the other two women: "What do you two want to say?"

The generous woman spoke first: "The maidservant, Zheng Meiniang, was the internal minister of the abolished Zhao Song Taishang Palace. She has been in charge of all matters in Yanfu Palace and knows everything about Yanfu Palace. Although Song Neizai is the incumbent Zai, but because Emperor Fei of the Song Dynasty rarely came to Yanfu Palace, Song Neizai should also know little about Yanfu Palace, so slaves should be able to better serve His Majesty."

Zheng glanced at this confidant niece she had cultivated and promoted without any trace, and thought: "She is really similar to Aijia when she was young. It seems that Aijia should treat her better."

Li Cun nodded: "Then you go with me too."

Hearing that there was a word "Ye" in Li Cun's words, Song Shuyuan, who has been facing a big enemy since Zheng Meiniang stepped forward, couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief!

——Song Shuyuan was really afraid that Zheng Meiniang would take away her good opportunity. Fortunately, according to what Li Cun meant, it seemed that she was going to take them away together.

Li Cun looked at the last young woman with childlike face and big breasts, and asked, "What do you have to report?"

The young woman with a childlike face and big breasts paid homage: "Slave Cao Sanbao, there is something unclear, and I hope Your Majesty can clarify."

Li Cun said, "Just ask."

Cao Sanbao, who was about to fight hard, said bluntly: "The so-called grievances have the head and debts, and the people who are hostile to His Majesty are not women in the deep palace like me. Your Majesty should not blame us. I hope you will learn from me and let us go." I'll wait for them to go home."

Li Cun looked at Cao Sanbao and said: "To share wealth and honor, we must share weal and woe. When the Zhao family can't be in charge of the world, you wait for the Zhao family and relatives, who don't care about production, and don't distinguish the five grains, so you can just think about prosperity and wealth. If the Zhao family is in trouble, you will be separated from each other in the face of disaster, how can there be such a reason in the world?"

Li Cun also said: "Besides, you have tens of thousands of court ladies from the Zhao family, and you have taken them from the people, so you are not going to anyone. Now that you have lost the country, you are a woman of the people. It is also your duty to pay tribute according to the rules. It is the case that you go to whoever you are, and you are not healed. Take it in vain?"

Cao Sanbao was so speechless that he didn't dare to look at Li Cun directly.

Seeing this, Li Cun didn't talk nonsense, and left with his arms around Zhu Liu and Zheng Meiniang.

Seeing this, Song Shuyuan hurriedly carried Qunbai and trotted to follow.

Sharp-eyed people saw that Li Cun's hands curled up on Zhu Liu's waist and Zheng Meiniang's buttocks.

After all, Zheng Meiniang is still a girl of Huanghua, facing Li Cun's big hands that seem to have tactile power, she dare not say a word.

On the other hand, Zhu Liuyao kept laughing "giggle".

After laughing, Zhu Liuyao said to Li Cun in a very charming voice: "Your Majesty is really bad~"

And Song Shuyuan followed even more closely, for fear that Li Cun would not be able to find her when he wanted to change.

Li Cun said to Zhu Liuyao: "Men are not bad, women are not loving."

After finishing speaking, Li Cun kissed Zheng Meiniang's pretty face on the other side.

Li Cun has always felt that being in his harem is just like being in his own home, there is no need to pretend to be serious, you know, women in this harem can push it by themselves, and they can even push it anytime and anywhere, everyone should be honest sooner or later See, I want to do the most intimate things in this world, so in front of them, I really don't need to pretend.

What's more, in his own harem, Li Cun doesn't want to pretend, um... To be precise, it should be that in his own harem, Li Cun doesn't want to live so tired-in Li Cun's view, the harem is for Relax and entertain.

Furthermore, most of the women in Li Cun's harem would rather see Li Cun as a lustful pervert than a "gentleman" like Zhao Huan, because only in this way can they have a chance to become real women, and then Honored...

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