Quick Transmigration Goblin: Don't tease, the villain is turning black

Chapter 860 [Extra: Family Variety Show]

[The timeline has nothing to do with the text]

When Xiaoyouzi was 8 years old, she became a well-known child star overnight because of an advertisement that accidentally went out of the circle.

"Xiao Ye, remember to show this contract to your mother when you go home." Fu Xing Media's ace manager smiled positively.

Xiaoyouzi, whose real name is Quan Ye, debuted under the stage name Feng Zhiye.

Xiaoyouzi glanced at the family variety show contract in her hand, and she knew it well:
"I advise you not to get your hopes up."

Chen Liang was not only unaffected, but became more and more courageous.

"It's okay, I was rejected dozens of times, and this time is not bad."

Having seen Quan Jiu's agents and scouts, no one would be willing to let go of this potential stock, but Fang Zhi is not in the entertainment industry, so he can only save the country with curves.

……

"Family variety show?"

Quan Jiu leaned lazily in Feng Zui's arms, glanced at the title of the contract, and when she saw that the recording time was from April 4th to April 4th, she raised her eyebrows slightly.

The ten-year-old Xiaoyouzi sat on the sofa with his back straight and his demeanor dignified. Thinking that his mommy was going to refuse him as usual, he said first: "I'll go and refuse him."

Quan Jiu quietly pinched Feng Zui's waist, and after receiving his wife's gaze, the man who had been silent all this time raised his eyes and said.

"Your mommy and I are going to S city for vacation."

Xiaoyouzi opened her almond eyes slightly, showing a look of astonishment.

Quan Jiu couldn't hold back his lips, and lazily rolled over in Feng Zui's arms: "It happens that our family of three hasn't gone on vacation for a long time."

She didn't feel much about recording variety shows, but her son was a workaholic, so busy that he even forgot his own birthday.

……

The signing process took off quickly, and Chen Liang was afraid that Quan Jiu would go back on his word, so he made all the arrangements on the third day.

The night before the recording, a family of three checked into the Seaside Sedum Hotel arranged by the program group.

"Miss Quan, the recording will start at seven o'clock tomorrow morning."

The director looked at the family of three with outstanding temperament, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.

There are four groups of families who recorded the variety show this time, and only Xiao Youzi’s family’s parents are completely amateurs. When Chen Liang packed people into him, he was actually not very happy.

An amateur means that he has no traffic, no topics, and no ratings.

If it wasn't for Xiaoyuzi's popularity, he would not agree to cooperate with Chen Liang, but it seems that his worries are completely unnecessary. In terms of appearance alone, this family of three can be called "Nuwa Bishe Group".

"You are family No. 4, and this is your follow-up photographer, Xiao Yang."

Xiao Yang stared at the three members of the previous family. He was used to photographing celebrities, and he felt a little nervous for no reason. He straightened his back unconsciously, and said seriously.

"Hi, hello."

It's not that he's too cowardly, but that the family of three is too imposing, especially the parents. The coercion of the superiors is stronger than many big leaders he has seen.

Quan Jiu curled his thin lips slightly, and said with a polite smile:
"I will trouble you for the next few days."

.........

The variety show takes the form of live broadcast. The first link is to ask parents to wake up their children at five o'clock in the morning to dress and wash.

The director first paid attention to the storyboard of No. 1 family, not for anything else, just because No. 1 family has the largest cafe.

The father of family No. 1, Zou Shuyang, is an old actor who became famous at a young age. He is considered a veteran in the entertainment industry. Later, he married a first-line female star Zhou Porridge. , dominated the winter and summer vacation files.

It is no exaggeration to say that half of the audience of this show came for this couple.

Family No. 2 is a pair of siblings, movie girl He Yun and her internet celebrity singer husband Lin Haifeng.

Family No. 3 is from Jingang. The couple were singers and actors when they were young. Later, they were semi-retired when they got older. They occasionally participated in several variety shows and made appearances. They are also the oldest couple in this show.

The chief director looked at the crying child Zou Tong in the No. 1 family who refused to get up, showing a satisfied expression.

"That's right, that's something to watch."

The temperature in City S is still very low, only less than ten degrees in the morning. Zou Tong knew he had to get out of the warm bed and get up, crying and making noises. The noisy Zou Shuyang and Zhou Congee frowned.

Zhou Congee squatted beside the bed, holding his coat, coaxing him patiently:

"Tongtong, have you forgotten what you promised your mother when you came here?"

The child is very curious and knows that he is going to travel far away. He happily hooks up with his mother and promises to be obedient.

Zou Tong knew that he was in the wrong, but he really didn't want to get out of bed, and tried to play tricks like he used to at home.

"Mom, I'll just sleep for another 10 minutes, 10 minutes, and I'll get up in 10 minutes..."

After finishing speaking, he directly covered his face with the quilt, turned around and pointed his buttocks at the couple.

Zhou Porridge choked, and yelled a few more times. After realizing that the child didn't care about anyone at all, she could only sigh helplessly.

"Then sleep for another 10 minutes."

Anyway, there is still time.

Zou Shuyang smiled and shook his head: "You are used to it."

Zhou Porridge glared at him: "You can do it?"

Zou Shuyang thought for a while about the loud cry of his little overlord, who was comparable to a biochemical weapon, and decisively took the towel into the bathroom.

……

The child of family No. 2 was a 6-year-old girl who was forced to get up early, and cried out in her mother's arms, clamoring to go home.

Lin Haifeng held his little padded jacket with one hand, sang a lullaby in a low voice, and took a long time to coax him to finish.

Listening to the man's gentle and deep voice, the audience chanted "crying with envy" row after row.

[Is Dad still missing a daughter? ! ! 】

[This voice condition deserves to be number one on last year's Fengyun song list! 】

【No resistance to a gentle man】

Family No. 3 also has a girl named Feng Najia, who is 7 years old this year, and so far, the only child who has not cried.

【Nana's sleeping face is so cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

【Ears are finally clean】

[Naga is nestled in her mother's arms, her chin is dozing off little by little, so cute! ! ! 】

Jin Rong touched her daughter's head: "Be good, mom put on some makeup, and let dad take you to wash up."

Little Naga nodded obediently and reached out to his father.

"Dad, hug~"

.........

The chief director watched the three families in one go and was very satisfied, but he caught a glimpse of the frowning assistant director out of the corner of his eye, and he said in doubt.

"What's wrong? There was a problem with the filming of Family 4?"

The assistant director hesitated to speak: "...It's not a problem."

It's just weird.

Seeing him hesitating, the director directly cut the main screen to Family No. 4 by himself.

In the living room of No. 4, Xiaoyuzi, Fengzui and his son were wearing white shirts, sitting at the dining table by the floor-to-ceiling windows, eating sandwiches facing each other.

Xiaoyouzi is wearing gentleman's denim overalls and a red bow tie in front of his neck. He sits upright and eats elegantly.

Fengzui dressed in a simple suit and shirt, drank slowly with a coffee cup in his hand, and his every move was full of extravagance engraved in the bone marrow.

Looking at the two people, one big and one small, who looked like replicas, the chief director couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is the blue sea and blue sky, flocks of white seagulls flitting across the sea, coupled with the good looks of the father and son, it is not too much to say that they are filming an MV.

Chief Director: "The father and son's looks are too seductive..."

The director, who was obsessed with his appearance, realized something was wrong after a full 2 ​​minutes.

"No, Xiaoyouzi got up, who is sleeping in the room?"

The assistant director looked bitter: "There are only three people in total, who else..."

The chief director looked astonished, lost his voice for two seconds, and then reorganized the language, euphemistically:

"Adults still in bed?"

The assistant director shook his head: "At [-]:[-] in the morning, according to the original plan, I planned to knock on the door of the master bedroom, and then asked Ms. Quan and Mr. Feng to knock on the door of the children's room, but I didn't have time to knock on the door of the master bedroom and the children's room. The doors are open..."

Both father and son were dressed neatly, glanced at the camera, and reached a common goal.

Xiaoyouzi looked at the program group politely, her black and white pupils moistened:

"My mother is still sleeping. Brothers and sisters, please don't disturb her and let her sleep for a while. There are breakfast and snacks that my father and I ordered yesterday in the living room. You can rest for a while."

The hungry crew No. 4 originally wanted to decline, but from the corner of their eyes, they caught a glimpse of the neatly packed breakfast in the living room, printed with the logo of a high-end five-star restaurant, and it would be done once it arrived.

"……it is good."

.........

The meeting time is six o'clock, and Quan Jiu slept until 05:30 before getting up.

Xiao Yang, who was following the photo, was full of food and drink, and was happily playing games when he saw the bedroom door open, and he immediately raised the camera.

Quan Jiu just accompanied Xiaoyouzi to record the show. In order not to overwhelm the guests, the clothes she brought this time were extremely simple and casual. She wore a white T-shirt and skinny jeans when she went out. She looked at the three cameras in the living room, she was calm and composed , completely without the embarrassment of an amateur on the show, and even waved at the camera.

"Morning everyone."

Xiaoyouzi's eyes lit up when she saw her mother's numbness: "Good morning, Mommy."

Then pick up the eggs on the table and peel the shells.

[Fuck! !Fuck!Since when did the entertainment industry have such a handsome face? ! ! 】

[I just want to see what kind of parents can give birth to our good-looking little pomelo. Now that I finished watching it, I suddenly feel that emmm is a family of three, and pomelo is the ugliest? ...]

[Being laughed to death by the mother fans upstairs, maternal love will really deteriorate]

【Freeze said! !My little pomelo just hasn't bloomed yet! 】

[So what did the directors do before? ? ? !Letting such a big and peerless beauty not be photographed, have to choose a bunch of ordinary girls to challenge our eyes? 】

[Drowsiness woke me up early in the morning, and Yuzu is still such a gentleman. Speaking of which, group 4 is the only family that considers the problem of staff meals. I have to say, the tutor is really good, and I feel that my parents will not be so bad Where are you going...]

【Am I the only one who found the sign of the Going restaurant? As far as I know, this restaurant is a dick. It never delivers takeaways, and dine-in needs to be booked a week in advance. Now there are suddenly a bunch of takeaway boxes. stupid……】

[Misunderstanding upstairs, it should be just a restaurant with the same name, the name going is quite common]

There was a lot of discussion on the Internet, here Quanjiu has already taken the egg peeled by Xiaoyouzi and the black coffee handed over by Fengzui.

Quan Jiu stretched his waist, enjoying the feeding of the father and son with peace of mind, and asked:

"Are you done eating? Why don't you call me when you wake up?"

The assistant director nodded with a sad face behind the screen.

The toothpaste she washes up is squeezed from a small grapefruit and placed on the sink in advance, won't this mother's conscience hurt!
Xiaoyuzi knew how her mommy got up, but as a caring little padded jacket, he naturally wouldn't tear things apart.

"Dad said, girls need beauty sleep, so I want mom to sleep a little longer."

Feng Zui held up the financial newspaper, and glanced at the sycophant lightly:

"Is everything packed?"

Xiaoyouzi frowned: "There is still a little more."

"Go clean up."

"Oh."

Little Yuzi nodded, and kissed Quan Jiu on the forehead before leaving.

Quan Jiu ate a blueberry, found it tasted good, and handed one to Feng Zui.

Seeing that the husband and wife had no intention of taking care of the children at all, Xiao Yang, who was following the photo, looked confused:
"Don't you need to help Xiaoyouzi clean up?"

Other families are all about the parents packing up.

Quan Jiu raised his eyebrows slightly: "Well, how should I put it, my little Yuzi is relatively independent."

In the next 10 minutes, the director team finally saw what it means to be "relatively independent".

Sunscreen spray, sunscreen hat, sunscreen umbrella, sunglasses, water cup, band-aid, Huoxiangzhengqi liquid, paper towel, power bank, charging cable, banknotes and change...

Little Yuzi brought almost all the things that could be used by the sea, and thoughtfully divided three pockets for the three of them.

"Mom's is pink, dad's is black, and I'm sky blue..."

The pink bag is bigger than the other two bags combined.

Xiao Yang looked at the neatly arranged storage bags, which were arranged in order of size and height, and took a deep breath.

When he packed his luggage, he stuffed it randomly into the box, not as delicate as Xiaoyouzi.

Beep!He is not even as good as a child! !
Putting three bags into a big black backpack, Xiaoyouzi carried the bags and put them on the sofa in the living room. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Quan's coffee cup, and took it to the kitchen to wash it up.

Director group: "..."

This kid is here to repay his favor.

.........

"Since we are at the beach, the theme of our program is naturally related to the sea. You need to collect marine animals according to the atlas of marine animals, such as starfish, conch, and crab. The animals you find have corresponding points, and the rarer they are Animals, the higher the point value, everyone needs to use the points to exchange for daily necessities.”

After the director team announced the rules, Zou Tong opened the album enthusiastically. Fortunately, the first, second and third pages were all regular animals that everyone knew. On the fourth page, all kinds of strange marine animals began to appear.

"Why is there no animal's name under the picture?" Zhou Porridge, who was looking through with his son, discovered the problem.

The director narrowed his eyes with a smile: "That's right, none of the animals have their names posted, and you need to identify them yourself. Oh, yes, I almost forgot to mention that you need to provide the names of the animals correctly in order to get all the points. There are no names, only the real objects." All of them will be calculated according to 50.00% of the points."

"I just said why the director team didn't do anything, so they were waiting here."

Zou Shuyang shook his head with a smile. The middle-aged man was a bit more mature and stable than the young boy. He curled his lips into a smile, and there was another "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Xiaoyouzi looked up at the scorching sun. Today's temperature is at least 30 degrees. His mother's skin is tender and tender, so she is definitely not suitable for diving and fishing. After thinking for a moment, he took out from his backpack.

(End of this chapter)