Quick Transmigration Goblin: Don't tease, the villain is turning black

Chapter 441 The city's deep female sea queen vs the robot junior 40
Booms of thunder struck Quan Jiu's head, and heat surged from her chest to her forehead. She raised her hand and instinctively wanted to slap Xiao Tuo, but when she saw his silent and innocent eyes, she hurriedly stopped the car ! !

own children.

can not fight!can not fight! !

Xiao Tuo backed away from her lips, with a nonchalant expression on his face, as if he had just done a trivial and innocuous thing.

"Master, is this okay?"

The robot's voice was steady and the same as usual. It seemed that "kiss the master" and "clean the room" were common instructions to him.

Quan Jiu took a few deep breaths, trying to suppress the urge to beat someone:
"Where did you learn it?"

Xiao Tuo innocently stretched out his hand and pointed to the male and female protagonists on the screen who interlocked and kissed passionately, and did not forget to explain for himself.

"Master took my hand, and in return, I want to kiss Master."

Quan Jiu felt that his internal organs were about to explode, so God damn it was a gift in return.

Like an old mother, she said earnestly:
"A place like the mouth can't be kissed casually."

"Then why can the master hold my hand casually?"

The red light in the robot's eyes faded, leaving behind dark obsidian eyes, clean and clear, ignorant of worldly affairs, and silently accused Quan Jiu of playing hooliganism.

Facing Adam's simple and curious question, Quan Jiu choked for a moment.

This question seems to be accusing her of double standards?

She couldn't explain the difference between family affection and love to a robot with emotions, so she could only vaguely say:
"Anyway, you can hold hands, but you can't kiss."

Xiao Ta stared at her crimson lips, then suddenly leaned over again, his thin lips touched the tip of her nose, and pecked lightly:
"Is it okay to kiss other places instead of kissing?"

Quan Jiu's blood pressure soared again: "No! You can't kiss anywhere!"

She had an inexplicable feeling of being licked and kissed by her own pet dog.

No.

Robots are worse than dogs.

At any rate, a dog can sense emotions and understand human nature, while a robot has only cold and neat codes in it. You can discuss trigonometric functions and probability theory with it, and find the optimal solution in mathematics.

But I can't ask it the difference between "There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree" and "There are two jujube trees in front of my house".

Xiao Tuo saw her blowing hair, twisted his head mechanically, and asked seriously:
"Master, are you bullying me? Why can you take the initiative but I can't?"

Quan Jiu didn't expect him to be so easy to fool, his head was a bit big, so he simply smashed the jar:

"Yes, I'm just bullying you. Whoever makes me your master, you have to listen to me."

She felt no guilt for bullying a robot or something.

Xiao Tuo's eyes deepened: "Master just said yesterday that you can't be bullied for nothing. If someone bullies me, I must bully you back."

Quan Jiu finally understands what it means to lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot:
"I'm an exception."

The corners of Xiao Tuo's mouth curled slightly, deliberately teasing him:

"Why? Because you are unreasonable?"

Quan Jiu: "..."

There seems to be nothing wrong with that.

"You are a robot, don't play tricks like humans." She continued to speak earnestly.

Children nowadays are not easy to take care of, and the ability to draw inferences from one instance is all used in quarrels.

Xiao Tuo nodded: "Understood, the master is the master, so double standards are allowed."

Quan Jiu: "..."

Why do you feel that these words are yin and yang?

.........

Convenience store.

Sitting on the stairs at the gate, one big and one small, the little Naituanzi was holding a bucket of Kanto cooking, and they ate until their mouths were full of oil.

"Thank you uncle for treating me to food."

His overalls pockets were stuffed with lollipops.

001 had no expression on his face, and let out a lazy "hmm".

Nai Tuanzi glanced at his expression: "Uncle, what's your relationship with Aunt Meng Jiang?"

001 was very ruthless, and said lightly: "Guess for yourself."

Nai Tuanzi ate the door shut, and pursed her mouth: "Stingy."

001 looked at the oden in his hand: "Spit me out what you ate?"

This little ghost, in front of Quan Jiu, pretended to be pitiful and unloved, but in front of him, he showed his true colors.

Little Nai Tuanzi was biting a beef ball, his mouth was full, his red lips were moist, his eyes flashed, he suddenly raised the full and juicy beef ball in his hand, and handed it to 001's lips, his milky voice said:

"Uncle, do you want to eat?"

001 lowered his eyes: "I can't eat it."

There is no entity, he is just a touch of consciousness now, and he can't eat.

The little milk dumpling puffed up her cheeks: "You can't eat anything, uncle, you are so pitiful."

001: "..."

No need to run.

The ability to not chat is exactly the same.

He thought of Quan Jiu in the movie theater, his dark and deep phoenix eyes drooped slightly:

"You want her to be your mother?"

When Nai Tuanzi heard about Quan Jiu, he immediately pricked up his ears, and his expression was much more serious than before. His face was tense, and he nodded emphatically:
"Um!!"

Wherever Ma Ma goes, he will go there.

001 thought of the relationship between this plane, and the corner of his mouth slightly hooked:

"But you are Han Qi's godson, and she is Han Qi's goddaughter. According to seniority, she is your older sister."

Naituanzi obviously thought about this question a long time ago:

"Tiantian said that she wants Aunt Meng Jiang to be her second mom."

In this way, the relationship between goddaughter and godfather is naturally broken.

001 raised his eyebrows and sneered softly:
"You're pretty good at liking your father."

This kind of filial son who tries every means to give his mother to others is really not blessed by ordinary people.

"what?"

He lowered the volume of these words, Nai Tuanzi didn't hear clearly.

001: "No, I'm praising you for your filial piety."

Nai Tuan Zi pursed her lips proudly.

He must make a fussy and intimate little padded jacket.

"Uncle, let's go back."

He is going to find her.

"Ah."

.........

By the time the movie was about to end, it was already 11:30 in the evening.

Quan Jiu was still thinking about how to educate the robot, when he heard a faint noise coming from the corridor.

The entire screening hall was filled with warm BGM. The hero and heroine broke through many obstacles and finally broke free from the mundane world. After seven years of cultivation, the girl with low tears took out a tissue and wiped her eyes.

Quan Jiu frowned, looked at Xiao Ta: "Did you hear anything?"

Xiao Tuo's sense of hearing is more sensitive than that of ordinary people. He listened carefully, and suddenly his expression changed:
"People outside are running."

The sound of messy footsteps outside the door was perfectly covered by the background music of the movie.

Quan Jiu stood up: "I'll go out and have a look."

"are you crazy……"

The people behind her were watching vigorously, but she suddenly blocked their sight and cursed in a low voice.

Quan Jiu pretended not to hear, stood up from the penultimate row, and walked towards the gate. Just as he reached the third row, the closed theater door was suddenly pushed open from the outside!

A bright light suddenly appeared in the dimly lit auditorium, and everyone looked over curiously.

(End of this chapter)