put wildness in his heart

Chapter 91 Long-distance relationship?

"Just friends."

Shen Jiayu gritted his teeth, and finally said this.

It's just that under Wen Miao's long speech, his explanation seemed pale and powerless.

He Yin was already dizzy, and he focused on the important point in a daze: "Then do you have any children?"

"..."

Shen Jiayu closed his eyes, then suddenly and silently looked at Wen Miao, not answering He Yin's words at all.

Is that even a question?
How is it possible to have children! ! !
Seemingly sensing the look in Shen Jiayu's eyes of "Look at what you've done", Wen Miao blinked her eyes, and changed the subject very sensiblely: "Oh, is the meat cooked? Hurry up and get a new one." .”

Shen Jiayu didn't speak, just looked at her quietly, and handed her a colander instead.

Wen Miao lowered her head, while scooping up the mutton without looking sideways, while searching for a new topic: "Speaking of which, it's better to eat, what's the love when you have nothing to do? My friends, please remember my words , the food you eat in your stomach will always be warmer than your partner's hands."

"Although, but." He Yin raised his hand, and raised an objection very much in accordance with his heart, "That's what I said, but I still want to talk."

Wen Miao paused, and changed her words in a polite manner: "It's okay, life is only a few decades, if you want to do something, then do it, if you want to talk, then talk."

With a wave of the spoon, Wen Miao said soberly and rationally: "Go talk about people being stupid, go talk about broken hearts, go talk about money."

He Yin: "..."

Friends, you are not persuading, you are trying to persuade you to quit.

He Yin tried his best to pick up this topic: "Speaking of dating, I actually think it's better to have a long-distance relationship. You can enjoy the single life and have a partner."

"Long-distance relationship?" Wen Miao tilted her head and thought for a while, then gave the completely opposite opinion, "I don't like long-distance relationships, I think long-distance relationships are too tedious and unpleasant, I like the kind that slaps you when you quarrel. The feeling of being able to slap someone in the face immediately."

"..."

This sentence silenced both He Yin and Shen Jiayu at the dinner table.

"what happened?"

Seeing that the two people on the opposite side stopped their chopsticks together, Wen Miao looked at He Yin suspiciously, then at Shen Jiayu, and finally reflected on what she said just now, she didn't think there was anything wrong with her I've mispoken.

"Did I say something wrong?" she asked again.

"..." Of course He Yin shook his head, "No."

After getting an affirmative answer, Wen Miao looked at Shen Jiayu with satisfaction, apparently waiting for him to speak.

Shen Jiayu first recalled the valiant and heroic posture of the little girl he had seen when she started fighting, and felt that this should not be considered domestic violence, but manslaughter. He said, "I want to ask a question."

Wen Miao nodded politely: "Say it."

Shen Jiayu: "Is this how you fanned your ex-boyfriend into the hospital?"

Wen Miao blinked, and humbly asked, "Which ex-boyfriend are you asking?"

Shen Jiayu: "?"

How many ex-boyfriends do you have?

"By the way, what's my ex-boyfriend's name? Zhang San? Li Si? Or Zhao Liu?" Wen Miao thought for a moment, then said "Oops" and spread her hands innocently, "I'm sorry, ex Too many boyfriends, forget about it."

Shen Jiayu: "..."

"Why are you so surprised?" Wen Miao tilted her head slightly and bit the tip of her chopsticks, her beautiful eyes were bent like small hooks, "Boss Shen, haven't you heard a sentence? Two boats, sooner or later If you capsize a boat, you can step on thousands of boats, and you will never be able to capsize."

"..." Shen Jiayu raised his eyes, leaned back on the back of the sofa, unable to tell what expression was on his face, "What else?"

"Multiple friends, multiple paths, multiple partners, multiple homes, as long as the partners are changed quickly, there will be no sorrow but only love, as long as the new love is good enough, there will be no old love that will never be forgotten."

"..." Shen Jiayu finally straightened his expression, and the strange look in his eyes was fleeting, "I can't tell, you still have such a rich relationship experience?"

Before Wen Miao answered, He Yin couldn't hold back anymore, and smiled with his big white teeth: "How is it possible? These are all what Uncle Lin said, and Master Cat just teased you and teased you. You know we What kind of person is the cat master? There are two appearances, the cat master in front of the people: full of swear words, and the cat master in the rear: the first kiss is alive and well."

Wen Miao, who was demolished one after another: "..."

No, who is your friend? Why did you tear her down like this?

Although He Yin has never been able to experience the hardships of being in love, but thanks to those "Marriage Proposal" and "Marriage Defense War" on TV, he has successfully grown into an emotional expert with a stomach full of love theories. This is an opportunity to "spread nonsense", so he commented very professionally: "You can tell that she is talking nonsense as soon as you hear it. You can tell at a glance whether she is in a relationship or not. You can't hide your liking for someone."

Wen Miao felt that what he said seemed to be talking nonsense, so he continued: "Actually, you don't need to hide it, you only need to hide it if you like two."

"..."

(End of this chapter)