Chapter 321

He Yin yelled like a ten-yuan stall owner: "Come on, Master Cat, come and run for a breath of fresh air?"

Wen Miao closed her eyes, her mood was very low: "No."

He Yin: "Didn't you say you were going yesterday?"

Wen Miao: "Yesterday was yesterday, today is today, is yesterday's me today's me?"

He Yin: "..."

He Yin: "Master Cat, you don't have any perseverance."

Wen Miao: "Oh."

Wen Miao directly hung up his phone, turned off the phone by the way, and the world suddenly became quiet.

Wen Miao slept until three o'clock in the afternoon, and was finally woken up by Wen Yan. She slept for too long. When she sat up, she was still a little dazed, and asked bluntly, "Why are you calling me?"

"Didn't you tell me to wake you up before three o'clock last night?" Wen Yan pointed to the black watch on his wrist, "It's three o'clock."

"Ah?" Wen Miao hadn't woken up from the dream yet, and asked in a daze, "Why did I ask you to wake me up?"

"..." Wen Yan bent down slightly speechless, held her head with one hand and shook her head back and forth twice, trying to wake up her sister, "Didn't you say you were going to eat ice cream?"

Oh oh oh, Wen Miao remembered.

The ice cream shop she often goes to has new products in November today, and the supply is limited for a limited time. Last night, I made an appointment with Lin Er to go down together today. I was afraid that I would oversleep yesterday, so Wen Miao told Wen Yan before going to bed. One sound, don't forget to wake her up.

Thinking of this, Wen Miao hurriedly got up to wash up.

Wen Yan leaned against the bathroom door to watch her brush her teeth: "Do you want me to go with you?"

"That's not necessary." Wen Miao replied vaguely while biting her toothbrush, "Just work hard to make money."

Wen Yan: "?"

Wen Miao tilted her head and made a "five" gesture at him, then said slowly, "Brother, today's limited edition ice cream is six hundred and eighty-one bowls, with my appetite, I can eat at least five bowls at a time .”

Wen Yan: "..."

Then you can really eat.

Wen Miao spit out the foam in her mouth, her articulate words became clear, she looked at him and said sincerely: "So brother, you must work hard, actively earn money, work overtime, try to buy me ice cream, I want to eat this ice cream all the time until the day you die."

Wen Yan: "..."

My sister, there is no doubt about the identification.

Wen Yan looked speechless, gritted his teeth and rubbed Wen Miao's head vigorously, then turned and went to the study to hold his own online meeting.

There are gluttonous beasts at home, so they have to make money...

When Wen Miao arrived at the ice cream shop, Lin Er had already ordered food and was sitting in a seat by the window waiting.

It's not that Wen Miao came late, it's that Lin Er was nearby. It wasn't a lie when she told He Yin yesterday that she would accompany Lin Yi'an on a blind date today, it's just that the blind date has been given by Mr. Lin with two sentences " Send" away.

So Liner came over to the ice cream shop and queued first.

It’s already early winter in Jiangzhou in November. The cold wind is blowing on the streets. The temperature drops again and again. It even snowed at this time last year. The store has already turned on the heating and air conditioning , The rising hot air mass separated the inside and outside of the door into two worlds.

Knowing Wen Miao's appetite, Lin Er ordered almost every flavor, and seven or eight glass bowls were placed on the table.

Wen Miao sat down while taking off her coat: "Papa Lin went on a blind date?"

"No." Liner said, "It's over."

Wen Miao was surprised: "So fast?"

She thought it was Lin Yi'an who sent Lin Er here on the way, and then went on a blind date by herself, but she didn't expect that Lin Er had already accompanied her father to come here after the blind date.

"I didn't talk a lot." Mentioning the blind date just now, Lin Er's expression became subtle, "That sister thought Lin Yi'an was sick, so she left in a hurry."

Wen Miao: "?"

What do you say?
Lin Er touched his face, and his expression became more subtle: "Actually, it was okay at first, but then the topic became a bit skewed. That sister seemed to be an associate professor at the Faculty of Liberal Arts of CUHK, so she chatted about some more philosophical topics."

Wen Miao didn't understand: "How philosophical?"

Lin Er coughed, carefully choosing his words, and said tactfully, "I just discussed life and death, and then looked forward to the distant future."

Wen Miao still didn't understand: "...Huh?"

Why did the blind date involve the topic of life and death?

"That sister read a poem to us." Lin Er said, "Just Sanmao's "If there is an afterlife", you know this poem?"

"I know." Wen Miao nodded, and recited a few words, "If there is an afterlife, I will be a tree and stand forever—right?"

"Yes, this is it." Lin Er said.

"What's the matter with the poem?"

"That sister may be a literary fan. After briefly appreciating this poem for us, she asked Lin Yi'an with a literary face, what would he do if there was an afterlife? Do you know what Lin Yi'an said?"

"How do you say it?" Wen Miao asked curiously.

Based on her understanding of Lin Yi'an, Wen Miao intuited that Lin Yi'an would not say something like "become a tree" or "become a fish", because he, like Lin Er, is not the kind of person who likes literature and art.

——Otherwise Lin Er wouldn’t be studying science.

Lin Er said: "He said he would be a jellyfish in his next life."

Wen Miao said "ah?" and asked in confusion, "Why do you want to be a jellyfish?"

"That elder sister asked Lin Yi'an the same way." Lin Er said calmly, "Then Lin Yi'an said that because jellyfish have no brains, he can laugh and laugh in the sea every day, and if he is washed ashore by the sea, he will randomly poison one of them. Human beings, it is not in vain to come to the world to take such a trip."

Wen Miao: "..."

Is it really okay to say that?
It won't be regarded as a neuropathy, right?

Wen Miao was quiet for a moment, and then asked cautiously: "The sister who is on a blind date doesn't think that Papa Lin is a bit out of his mind?"

Liner said: "You remove the words 'thought' and 'bar'."

Wen Miao: "..."

Sure enough, he thought that his brain was not working well.

Wen Miao asked again: "Did the sister who was on a blind date leave with her bag?"

That's not true, Liner recalled.

In fact, there are a few more sentences:

——Blind date sister: "Are you sick?"

——Lin Yi'an: "You have good eyes."

——Blind date sister: "What?"

——Lin Yi'an: "Even I can tell that I'm sick."

——Blind date sister: "..."

Wen Miao who listened to the whole process: "...and then?"

"Then?" Liner spread his hands calmly, "Then there is no more."

Wen Miao: "..."

Lin Yian is indeed a role model for my generation.

On the road of anti-blind date and anti-urging marriage, he is an eternal and everlasting lamp.

(End of this chapter)

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