put wildness in his heart

Chapter 283

Wen Miao turned off the faucet, flicked the water in her hand angrily, turned her head and walked out of the bathroom, just opened the door, and saw Shen Jiayu leaning on the door frame of the bathroom, looking bored waiting.

It seems that since she entered the bathroom, he has come and waited.

Wen Miao's stomach was full of anger at the moment, and she just wanted to give him two punches from "Bang Bang" to let him learn the art of speaking, but he clenched his fists, and Wen Miao held back forcefully.

No, I can't fight now, I have to have dinner with Qin Ke, Xie Xiao and the others at night, and I can't let Shen Jiayu go out with the eyes of the two pandas.

It is a small matter to affect the appearance of the city, but it is a big matter to spread her reputation of domestic violence.

Wen Miao let go of her hand again.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Shen Jiayu finally lifted his lowered eyelids, and straightened up to look at her: "You—"

As soon as the sentence started, it was interrupted by Wen Miao's hand that suddenly stretched out. Shen Jiayu was caught off guard by her and bent over. Wen Miao's hand holding his collar tightened tightly, and she raised her head and pressed heavily on his mouth. Kissed, said angrily: "Although I ate the worm, but I also kissed you now, rounded up, this is equivalent to you eating too."

Shen Jiayu's expression lightened, and then he raised the tails of his long and narrow eyes, and said with a half-smile: "So there is such a good thing?"

Wen Miao: "?"

He leaned down and tapped the corner of his lips with his fingertips: "Come again."

"..."

This is completely different from what she expected.

How could he still enjoy it?

"Come by yourself." Shen Jiayu bent over, his eyes were at the same level as hers, and he blocked the door of the bathroom.

Wen Miao shook her head very backbone: "No."

"If I come, I won't be so gentle."

"..."

Wen Miao stared at him harmlessly for a while, and finally leaned over obediently, kissed him, and was let go.

He Yin put down the shopping bag, took the few boxes of cherries and went downstairs to share with Xu Meng and the others. The rest of the snacks were left here. Wen Miao rummaged through it, and took out a very old bag from the bottom. A breath of rice balls.

I don't know where he bought it from, why are there so many childhood snacks?
Wen Miao opened the bag casually. She was quite hungry at first, and excitedly called Shen Jiayu to have dinner, but after the big cherry incident just now, she didn't have much appetite now, so she sat cross-legged on the carpet in front of the sofa, and she Lying on the coffee table, poking rice flower balls a little bored.

After poking twice, I suddenly remembered a piece of news that I had read before - a man in Jiangzhou city was sent to the emergency room after stuffing a light bulb into his mouth. Wen Miao stared at the rice flower ball for a moment, then straightened up bent over.

Half a minute later, Shen Jiayu, who was answering Chen Zhou's phone call on the balcony, felt his wrist being pulled. After turning his head to look over, the expression on his face froze: "...?"

"Ah woo woo..." Wen Miao was about to cry, but she couldn't speak anymore, so she grabbed his sleeve with one hand and pointed at her mouth with the other, whimpering and moaning.

Shen Jiayu was rarely stunned: "What are you doing?"

Wen Miao almost wanted to roll her eyes at him, we have a good understanding, my big baby? !

What do you say I am doing?
I’m just too idle, I forcefully stuffed the rice flower ball into my mouth, and now I can’t get it out, I want you to help me out

Do you need to ask again for something that can be seen with eyes?

Wen's jaw was already so sore, he pulled his sleeves hard again, pointed heavily at the rice ball in his mouth, and expressed two words from his eyes to his movements: help!

"Don't move your head." Shen Jiayu raised her chin, fixed it with one hand, and stretched out the other hand, trying to help her take out the rice flower ball in her mouth.

But this thing is round, without any point of focus, I squeezed it out twice, but it didn't come out, and it stuck so hard that it didn't move.

Shen Jiayu frowned: "It doesn't seem to work, I can't take it out."

Wen Miao was very desperate, and had no other choice. She could only look at him helplessly, as if treating him as the last straw. Shen Jiayu put her hand on her chin, feeling helpless against her, and finally said three words Come: "Go to the hospital."

Hospital?

That doesn't work!
Upon hearing this, Wen Miao's eyes widened and she shook her head again and again.

If you don't go, you can't go, and you can't go if you die!

If she went to the hospital, she would definitely be on the front page of Weibo that night. Ordinary people would be on the news if they swallowed a light bulb, not to mention that she is still half of the entertainment industry. She can imagine the news headlines at that time:
--Shock!A classic case of curiosity killed the cat: Wen Mou, the lead singer of a well-known folk band, stuffed rice flower balls into his mouth because he was curious about "whether the light bulb can be taken out after stuffing it into the mouth", and was rushed to the city hospital by his mysterious male friend The emergency department, according to the person concerned afterwards, regretted it very much.

Just thinking about it like this made Wen Miao feel like she was going to suffocate.

This is simply the scene of a large-scale social death, the kind that moves away from the earth overnight, and it is estimated that they will have to live on another planet in the future.

Wen Miao refused to go, Shen Jiayu had nothing to do with her, after thinking about it, he could only go downstairs and get a fork up, fixed her head, and carefully poked the rice flower balls bit by bit and pulled them out.

Good thing it's not a real light bulb.

"Woo..." Wen Miao rubbed her mandible, her wet eyelashes were covered with tears, she looked even more pitiful, "My jaw hurts so much."

Shen Jiayu raised her chin, her brows were still frowning and she didn't let go: "Open your mouth and let me see."

Wen Miao opened her mouth obediently.

When poking the rice flower ball just now, her jaw was so sore, she couldn't hold back and moved a bit, but the fork cut her tongue, and there was a shallow scar on the tip of her tongue, which was still dripping with blood.

"Still bleeding." Shen Jiayu's expression was not very good.

Wen Miao didn't take it seriously, took his glass, gulped down half a glass of water, then wiped his mouth, his whole body relaxed: "It's okay, it will be fine in a while."

Compared with the horror experience of stuffing rice balls into his mouth, this small injury is nothing.

Insignificant existence.

Shen Jiayu finally had time to ask the question that baffled him: "Honey, why are you stuffing this in your mouth?"

"Y-didn't do anything." Wen Miao touched the tip of her nose, and her eyes drifted to the ground with guilt, "I just want to know if the light bulb is really hard to get out after stuffing it into my mouth."

"..."

Shen Jiayu fell into a deep silence.

On the question of how to do tricks to die every day, this kid from his family can be said to have handed in an answer sheet that satisfied the people of the whole country.

(End of this chapter)