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Chapter 280 It's Not Necessary
The example I gave was really good, my blood pressure went up all of a sudden, and my eyes even went dark, so I just passed out if I wanted to.

Simply out of sight.

After this terrifying imagination ended, Xie Yan sat down quietly on the seat, assumed the role of brother, and asked Wen Miao, "What kind of personality is your brother?"

I don't know that Wen Yan's character is not easy to pretend to be this "brother", it is easy to ooc.

Wen Miao thought for a while and said, "The kind that speaks more directly, but uses very polite words."

At this time, He Yin added another sentence: "Brother, there is no need to have psychological pressure. You can treat Master Er as your sister, and then I will become your brother-in-law soon. Master Er will bring me to visit you."

Xie Yan: "..."

Stop talking, brother.

He couldn't help but want to hit someone.

Xie Yan let out a sigh of relief, raised his hand to reach the frame of the glasses, and finally prepared himself mentally. He raised his eyes to look at He Yin, and said as calmly as possible: "Excuse me, Lao Guigeng?"

He Yin carefully smoothed the hair on his head, and said cheerfully, "82."

Xie Yan has already assumed the role of elder brother. Hearing this age that makes him uneasy, his eyelids twitched: "Then do you know how old my sister is this year?"

He Yin replied: "."

"Yes." Xie Yan nodded, still remembering to speak politely after such a big shock, "I'm sorry, it's like this, my idea is... at your age, there is a big gap between you and my sister?"

He Yin's expression immediately became sincere: "Brother, it's okay, it's like this—"

"Don't." Xie Yan interrupted him expressionlessly, "You old man, don't call me brother, I'm afraid that my life will be lost, my grandpa will have to call you brother."

He Yin: "That won't work, we still have to follow seniority."

"Well, according to seniority." Xie Yan nodded calmly, "According to your age, you are already in the same generation as my great-grandfather, and you are still in love with my sister. Do you think this is okay?"

"Age is not a problem." He Yin was waiting for his words, and continued calmly, "True love can ignore age."

"Yes." Xie Yan nodded again, "I must admit that age is indeed not a problem, but the problem is—you can't leave after talking for two years?"

"..."

Wen Miao couldn't stop laughing.

It is true that her brother spoke more directly, but when he complained, he was not as sharp as Xie Yan.

He Yin continued: "Brother, when it's convenient, I want to meet my uncle and aunt, why don't we make an appointment with the two families to have dinner together someday?"

Xie Yan raised his eyes expressionlessly: "Is the offer in the mourning hall?"

"what?"

"Are you 82 this year? If I'm not mistaken, your father Lingtang should have passed away, right?"

Then how can you invite the two to have a meal together?

Do you eat with a tablet?

Before He Yin could answer, Xie Yan politely and calmly declined: "I think it's better to forget it, eating at the grave is too disrespectful to the deceased, and we are also afraid of bumping into something not so good."

"Come on, brother, let's discuss it again. In fact, I can come here with the tablet."

"..."

You don't have to.

"Brother, look." He Yin suddenly pointed to his head, "I specially made a hairstyle for this dinner between our two families."

Xie Yan looked at the two precarious white hairs on his head and fell silent, but He Yin was still saying: "I'll buy two suitable clothes when I get some time out, brother, look at what clothes I'm wearing with this hairstyle suitable?"

Xie Yan said without emotion: "Cassock."

He Yin: "..."

Well, this meeting can be declared a successful conclusion.

Wen Miao rubbed her cheeks that were stiff from laughing, tilted her head to look at Shen Jiayu, and asked him, "What do you think of the hippopotamus idea?"

Shen Jiayu gave a soft "tsk" inexplicably, not to mention whether the idea is good or not, anyway, he has experienced the feeling of being an older brother.

The makeup was too thick, and it was uncomfortable to stick on his face. After the scene, He Yin went to the bathroom inside to remove his makeup, and heard the "ah" sound from time to time in the bathroom—it was estimated that the wig caught his hair , Wen Miao and Lin Er couldn't take it anymore, so they also went to help.

After finally washing off the pink face, Wen Miao pulled off He Yin's hot-eyed wig without being too gentle, causing He Yin to howl a long time.

"Okay." Wen Miao casually threw the wig into the trash can, "Howl after you go out, make room for us, we both wash our hands."

There is only such a big place in front of the sink, and it is okay for two people to stand, but there is no place for three people to stand. He Yin let out a "Oh", rubbed his face that was uncomfortable by violent makeup removal, and obediently Sideways squeezed out from the sink.

Wen Miao squeezed a little too much hand sanitizer, her hands were full of bubbles, and she had to rinse for a while. After Lin Er finished washing, she wiped her hands with a tissue and came out first. The three people on the table were talking about something, He Yin Let's talk about it, Xie Yan and Shen Jiayu are still listening very seriously.

Lin Er walked over and listened, just in time to hear He Yin say: "I just realized that Uncle Lin's words are really reasonable. If you step on two boats, you will capsize sooner or later. If you step on ten thousand boats, you won't be able to capsize." over."

Xie Yan rested his chin with one hand, as if he was in deep thought: "Hmm..."

"Didn't you hear Uncle Lin say it?" He Yin said again, "It shouldn't be, isn't he always talking about this sentence? Oh, yes, there is another sentence, how do you say it? Let me think about it ——What about the person who loves you, what about the person you love, anyway, this short life will end, and we will all lose in the end, why not be bold and love the other when you see one? "

Lin Er: "..."

Can her father teach the children something good?

Xie Yan still looked thoughtful, Liner walked over, pulled out the chair and sat down beside him, and looked at him expressionlessly from behind, as if aware of her gaze, Xie Yan turned his head towards her , met her gaze, then hooked her beautiful peach eyes slightly, squinted and smiled: "Please rest assured my girlfriend, I have always only had one boat, and I will protect you like a jade. When I didn't meet you, I would Knock wooden fish at home all day long, and read Buddhist scriptures and Nandejing at home."

Lin Er: "..."

What is the male Te Ching? ? ?
He Yin was also dumbfounded: "What's that about Nan Te Ching?"

Lin Er and He Yin didn't know about this, but Shen Jiayu knew it miraculously, and said with a chuckle, "Have you never heard of the Classic of Virtue for Men? Men shouldn't show their heads all day long and appear frivolous and unstable. ogle."

　【Shen Delusion×Lin Shixi】

　　I haven't decided on the title of the book yet~ Let me introduce it first:
　　(1) At the school freshman party, when Lin Shixi came out to ventilate, he happened to meet the host senior sister who was accosting two handsome men: "My ancestor is Zhenghuangqi, so my real name is Ulanara Jingning, I don't know my junior What do you call them?"

　　Two boys stood with their hands in their pockets.

　　The corner of the eye on the left curled up: "I, Nicholas Earth Dog."

　　The eyelid on the right lifted: "I, Amoxicillin Capsule."

　　Lin Shixi: "?"

　　The students in this class, no matter how male or female, are a bit strange.

　　(2) The party is over, and the students leave in order of class.

　　When walking out, Lin Shixi accidentally stepped on the foot of a classmate next to him, and was about to apologize, but the moment he looked up, he met a pair of dark and deserted eyes, and was stunned for a moment.

　　Ah, that amoxicillin capsule?

　　Lin Shixi originally wanted to say "It's okay, classmate", but he thought about apologizing first and saying "I'm sorry", but suddenly blurted out: "It's not interesting."

　　Shen Li: "?"

　　Shen Wang looked at her with thin eyelids, his face was expressionless, but the meaning expressed in his eyes was quite straightforward——

　　How is that interesting?
　　Why don't you jump on my feet?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)