I'm not the underworld

Chapter 999 Oh, woman
Chen Yifan's words startled the two Taoist priests.

The villagers next to him thought that Chen Yifan was arguing with the Taoist priest, so they quickly stopped him and said, "Young man, don't talk nonsense."

Chen Yifan sighed: "Alright, let's see you catch zombies!"

Chen Yifan almost went the same way with them. When they reached the mountain, under the instructions of the two Taoist priests, the villagers set up the altar.

The first step in catching zombies is naturally to find zombies.

Two Taoist priests sang and danced on the altar, like dancing gods.

The eyes of the two were still communicating, and what Chen Yifan said just now made them a little dirty.

Xi'er didn't think anything of it, she clapped her hands, and watched with a smile as the two Taoist priests sang and danced. One tall and one short, the two Taoist priests danced like great gods, which was very funny.

If it weren't for this, these two Taoist priests, no, two monsters, would have become two corpses now?

What Chen Yifan never expected was that letting these two monster priests beat gongs and drums, sing and dance like this, they really recruited zombies.

No, not zombies.

It is here to dig the terracotta warriors and horses of Kyushu tripod for themselves.

"Zombies! Look, the zombies are coming out!" When they saw the terracotta army general who had just woken up with a rustic expression and a gloomy expression, they all shouted in panic.

Immediately, all the glutinous rice and black dog blood in the hands of the villagers were thrown towards the generals of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

As a result, the face of the terracotta army general became even more gloomy.

groove!Not to mention being woken up suddenly while sleeping, but when I came out to see the situation, it even made people drenched in black dog blood all over their faces.
"...So it's such a zombie." Seeing this scene, Chen Yifan couldn't help crying and laughing.

It is really wronged for these servants to dig tripods for themselves, and let the common people bully them like this.

It's okay to be awakened from sleep, but also smashed glutinous rice and drenched in black dog blood.

Hmm... It seems that some "salary" should be added to soothe their wounded "hearts".

"Daoist! Daoist, the zombies are out, why are you dancing? Hurry up!" Seeing that the glutinous rice and black dog blood had no effect, the villagers shouted at the two priests.

The two Taoist priests were worried about what Chen Yifan said just now, and when they heard the shout, they came back to their senses and looked at the "zombie".

The two Taoist priests looked at each other, holding swords in their hands, and attacked the general figurine who came out to see the situation.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

With two crisp sounds, the swords in their hands snapped.

The complexion of the figurines is very black, even blacker than the soil.

The terracotta warriors are also angry, okay?

Do you know how intense their work is at night?
The inside of this mountain is another huge space. They almost hollowed out the mountain, and finally found a suspected place to bury the tripod.

After all, Qin Shihuang was not as clear about the location of the tripod as Chen Yifan, and it was all analyzed from the collected information.

As for asking Chen Yifan?
Do not ask!Do not ask!
He is a majestic Qin Shihuang. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to ask Chen Yifan about this matter?

In short, at this time, due to the "wake-up energy" buff, the general's combat power has increased by 120%, and his subordinates are merciless. Within half a minute, two Taoist priests, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, were beaten all over the floor. run away.

"Ah—" The villagers watched this scene with their mouths wide open.

No, Daoist, can you do it?
"Baba! Why can't they beat the zombies?" Xi'er raised her head and asked Chen Yifan.

"Silly boy, that's not a zombie, it's an employee working for our family." Chen Yifan patted Xi'er's head and replied.

"Then why do they all say it's a zombie?"

"They don't know it!"

"Do you believe in father or someone else?" Chen Yifan asked Xi'er with his head bowed dissatisfied.

"hey-hey……"

"Believe me!" Xi'er smiled honestly twice, then squinted her eyes and replied.

Then, he looked at the two Taoist priests who were being chased by the figurines.

"Come on! Come on!"

After a while, he looked at the runaway general again: "Come on! Come on, too!"

"You are an employee of Baba, you can't lose!"

"Enough, stop!" Chen Yifan shook his head helplessly, and said to the general.

At the same time, an incomparable mana forced the figurine to stop.

Looking at Chen Yifan in surprise, he realized that it was His Majesty's friend who had come.

"Mr. Chen!" The figurine vented his anger and shouted respectfully to Chen Yifan.

Those villagers who saw the two Taoist priests being beaten violently by the "zombies" and ran away in fright were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

What?Zombies can talk?
Chen Yifan ignored the figurines, and struck at the two Taoist priests with two streams of mana.

Just because the figurines were stopped, the two monsters, panting heavily, suddenly appeared.

What surprised Chen Yifan was that these two monsters were really interesting, they turned out to be a cat and a mouse.

These two can still get together, it can also be said to be a strange thing in the demon world.

After all, even cats and mice that have not become demons are natural enemies.

"Huh? It's a kitten and a mouse!" Xi'er's eyes lit up, staring at the two monsters who had been beaten back to their original form with great interest.

"you want?"

"Yeah!" Xi'er nodded vigorously, looking at Chen Yifan eagerly.

"Then let's play for you!"

"Thank you Baba!" Xi'er clapped her hands happily.

"Kiss one!" Chen Yifan pointed at his face.

"mum..."

Xi'er pecked Chen Yifan's cheek twice without hesitation, then shook her calf, struggling to get off.

"Oh! Woman..." Chen Yifan shook his head.

But he still put Xi'er down carefully.

Xi'er immediately ran towards the two monsters restrained by Chen Yifan.

"Wow! What a fat little mouse!"

"Why is the cat so thin, it needs to eat well!" Xi'er was playing with her new toy with a smile on her face.

"Hey! Let's give you a name!"

"Your name is Tom, your name is Jerry..."

"Ahem!" Chen Yifan choked on hearing her words.

This girl has seen too much cat and mouse!

Forget it, as long as she is happy.

"This is not a zombie, you can go back!" Chen Yifan explained to the villagers who were staring blankly.

"No...impossible!"

"How could the Taoist priest be a monster?"

"It must be you who used the trick!"

Some stubborn villagers stared at Chen Yifan with wide eyes and said.

They were more suspicious of Chen Yifan as a monster than the priest who had dealt with them for two days.

"Master Chen!" At this moment, other terracotta warriors rushed over and shouted at Chen Yifan.

"Oh my god! There are so many zombies!" This time, without Chen Yifan's reminder, the villagers yelled and ran down the mountain, running fast.

(End of this chapter)