I'm not the underworld

Chapter 957

The little girl looked at Chen Yifan suspiciously with a messy face. This guy is not reliable.

Family of the Three Realms:

Group owner: Let me ask you something, do you know what happens when a man gets pregnant?
Prefectural Work Exchange Group:
Group owner: Let me ask you something, do you know what happens when a man gets pregnant?
Huaxia Practice Discussion Group, Hermitage Exchange Group, Anecdotes and Strange Events Exchange Group...

Chen Yifan sent this message to various chat groups he was in.

"How can a man be pregnant?"

"Purification Messenger, don't you have experience?"

The Messenger of the Clean Altar quit the group chat.

"Hey - this guy doesn't give face, the group leader dares to ignore the question."

"Miss Guanyin, did you send the wrong child?"

Everyone... No, the gods started talking.

But Chen Yifan looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find any useful information.

Chen Yifan frowned, and couldn't help knocking on the bedside table beside him with his fingers. If he couldn't figure it out, wouldn't he be very embarrassing?
Isn't it just a man who is pregnant? What's the big deal?

Just when Chen Yifan was getting a little restless, someone suddenly posted a screenshot of a yellowed ancient book in the work exchange group of the underworld.

"In Emperor Yongchang of the Yuan Dynasty, a man from Jiyang was in charge of the valley. Because he was plowing under a tree, suddenly there was a man wearing a feather coat. He (undescribable) did not know where he was. The valley was pregnant. The month was about to give birth, and the man in the feather coat came back. , pierced the shade with a knife, came out of a snake, and then went. Gu became an eunuch, and stayed in the palace with his body."

"Fuck! What kind of book is this? There is a precedent!" Chen Yifan couldn't help but slapped his legs in surprise.

"Report to the Great Emperor, this is recorded in "Sou Shen Ji", the man in feathers is also a monster." The little ghost who took the screenshot replied respectfully.

"Long experience!"

"Long experience +1!"

Counting Hades and ghosts, he couldn't help sighing.

"Being well-informed and knowledgeable, I will relieve my worries, and I will give you three consecutive promotions!" Chen Yifan patted his legs and said in the group.

"..." At this time, the little girl was standing behind Chen Yifan. At some point, she silently took out the kitchen knife and pointed it at Chen Yifan's head, as if he was wondering whether to chop or not?
A family in the Three Realms?Underworld work exchange group?

Why does she feel that she has invited a psychopath back?

"By the way, you are on a mission near Nandu City, so please pay attention to this emperor. If you see this monster, report it to this emperor immediately!" Chen Yifan continued.

"Little girls, don't play with knives, it's very dangerous." Putting down the phone, Chen Yifan suddenly turned his head, snatched the kitchen knife from the little girl's hand, and said earnestly.

"I'm so smart that I believe you. I'm not reliable at all!" The little girl twitched her lips, and stared at Chen Yifan while crossing her arms.

"Whether it is reliable or not, we will know later!"

"Look, the location has been sent! Let's catch the culprit together." Chen Yifan pointed at the slightly vibrating cell phone and smiled at the little girl.

Immediately, amidst the little girl's exclamation, he pulled the little girl away.

With one step and two steps, the little girl only felt that Chen Yifan was pulling her hard, staggered two steps, her eyes were dark and then bright, and she had already arrived in a hotel room.

A strange sound came from the room, but as if sensing the arrival of the two, one of them flapped his wings and rushed out of the window.

"You still want to escape?" Chen Yifan narrowed his eyes, grabbed the man in Yuyi's robe, and asked with narrowed eyes.

The little girl came back to her senses and looked at all this in astonishment, what kind of man in feather clothes really is there?

wrong!How did they get here just now?
The man in the feather coat is a monster in a feather coat. Without the feather coat, he has no power. At this time, Chen Yifan caught the feather coat and had nowhere to escape, and his expression was a little flustered.

"Who are you? Why are you arresting me? I'm a good demon, and I have a demon certificate!" The man in feather clothes was guilty and wanted to escape, but now he couldn't escape, but he argued cunningly.

"What kind of good monster, I don't remember that there is a monster like you in the record. You just came back recently?"

"You think this is still the age when you can do whatever you want, and you can't wait to make troubles as soon as you come out!" Chen Yifan scolded.

"..." The little girl stared blankly at Chen Yifan, who was holding a feather coat like a chicken, and swallowed.

This big brother seems to be really powerful.

Those masters in variety shows can catch monsters so easily, it is impossible to catch monsters without catching them for two or three days.

Even if it's just a fight, at least half a day.

There is no one like this big brother who caught it in one go.

This one doesn't look like a monster, it's like catching chickens, ducks and livestock...

"I didn't kill anyone, I'm really a good monster!" The man in Yuyi continued to argue unconvinced.

Chen Yifan didn't argue with him, he took the little girl and took another step back to the little girl's house.

"Look at the person on the bed, then look into my eyes, and tell me, you didn't do any harm?"

"..."

"This... How can this be said to be harmful? Reproduction... How can the matter of reproduction be said to be harmful?" The man in Yuyi was frightened by Chen Yifan's strength, and argued.

"Have you asked about his wishes? You just..." Chen Yifan was reprimanding the man in Yuyi, but who knew that when the young man who was tied up on the bed saw the man in Yuyi, his strength soared, and he broke free from the rope.

Chen Yifan quickly pressed it down, took out the special rope from the storage ring again, and tied the young man up.

"How to solve this matter?" Chen Yifan looked at the man in Yuyi and snapped.

The man in feather clothes was taking advantage of Chen Yifan's tying up the young man, trying to break open the window, trying to escape.

But the whole room was covered by Chen Yifan's mana, and he couldn't open the window at all.

"This... There is no way to do this, we can only wait until after the full term..."

The man in feather clothes is obedient.

"Big brother, help my brother..." The little girl turned pale when she heard this, and hurriedly grabbed Chen Yifan's arm and said.

If this makes my brother give birth to a monster, is that okay?

For ordinary people who can accept this, their parents might kill their brother.

Chen Yifan mused, the culprit had been found, but the solution seemed to be only the previous two.

"I'll call someone to help! Don't worry, it's a small problem!" Chen Yifan comforted Aunt Liang.

Immediately, he called Song Ayuan over.

He is good at this kind of thing.

……

"These are all my lucky money..." Song Ayuan put a glass jar into the storage ring, and nodded to Chen Yifan. Seeing that they were leaving, the little girl hurriedly took out the bank card she had prepared.

"No need! This thing is enough!" Chen Yifan pointed to Yu Yiren who was tied up by a shining magic rope.

Rare species, you have to take them back and collect them.

Hmm... Maybe, the underworld can develop another kind of punishment, no loss!
(End of this chapter)