I'm not the underworld

Chapter 769 The "Snake Immortal" who died of stupidity

Fortunately, the fourth aunt saw Chen Yifan's displeasure, and quickly pulled her daughter.

"This house is very big, go and choose a room for yourself too! You can live here from now on." Chen Yifan mentioned the things brought by his relatives, walked into the lobby directly opposite the courtyard door and put them down, and said to the relatives who followed in.

"Stay... stay here? This is..."

The relatives asked in disbelief.

"This is our new home. Let Grandpa tell you about the specific situation!" Chen Yifan laughed.

At this time, Chen Qingyun was still busy counting the congratulatory gifts from Tao Yiran, Xiao Yun, the elders of Hulong Villa, and the members of Biluohuangquan.

It was not until the evening that I was able to get away and explain it to these relatives.

In fact, decades ago, their Chen family was still a big family.

As for now, with Chen Yifan's efforts, some of the grand occasions at that time were barely restored.

"..." Chen Qingyun's explanation made everyone look suspicious, thinking that Chen Qingyun was joking.

It wasn't until Chen Qingyun took them to other places for a walk, saw those guests who came to congratulate them, and encountered the warm hospitality of Chen Lu and others who had already moved in, that they had no choice but to believe this fact.

But even if he believed it, he was still in a fog, and he was still a little confused!

What happened? Aren't they low-level ordinary people?Overnight, he became a member of some "noble family".

The older second and third uncles had a hard time accepting it, and they couldn't calm down for a long time.

But their son and daughter easily accepted this reality and became very pleasantly surprised.

Fuck!In this way, did they also become the young masters and ladies like the rich and powerful on TV?
Chen Yifan was in the back garden, on top of one of the tallest pavilions, looking at the brightly lit mansion due to nightfall, feeling relaxed and at ease.

Finally completed a "big event", this is the Chen family!
Chen Yifan raised his hand and grabbed it, a crimson, translucent little snake writhing appeared in his hand.

"You little snake, do you still dare to struggle? I haven't settled with you yet, the dignified "Family Immortal" was burned to death by Fanhuo!" Chen Yifan glanced at it and reprimanded it.

The little snake stopped struggling and glared at Chen Yifan, but it didn't like it.

It doesn't want to be trapped here and be some kind of family fairy!It is far from a fairy, just a little snake that has just transformed.

Because he borrowed this house to hide from the thunder disaster, he was unexpectedly trapped by Chen Yifan here to guard the mansion and pay off his debts.

It wants to be free, so it doesn't want to be a fairy!
Therefore, when it saw someone throwing fire, not only did it not stop it, but it also gloated.

It never expected that when it came to its senses, it would not be able to get out of the house itself, and it would be too late by the time the fire would inevitably burn it.

The fire was so huge that it couldn't control it, and it itself, not as capable as Qin Shihuang, couldn't freely enter and exit the mansion, so it was burned to death.

As expected of a beast, it was simply killed by itself.

No matter if it is a demon, a human, or an immortal, it is inevitable to pass through the underworld after death.

Just like that, Chen Yifan remembered that he had taken in such a snake demon as the head fairy.

So, the little snake that had turned into a demon soul and was "transformed" by the fire was brought back.

The original green snake has turned into a red snake. Even though it has become a demon soul, Chen Yifan still throws it on the roof beam, town house!

By the way, I gave it a new exercise, set aside a place in the back garden, transformed it into an environment suitable for the soul body, and let it practice.

On the attic, Chen Yifan waved his hand, and the red demon soul in his hand immediately fell into the grass beside the lake in the distance.

The stars were turning, the Golden Crow was rising, and Chen Yifan stayed in the attic all night, practicing all night.

And today is destined to be an extraordinary day.

Because it is Xu'er's birthday, this will be the first and most grand banquet in this Nuo Da Chen's mansion.

Yesterday's housewarming banquet was not counted, it was just a casual meal for Qin Shihuang, Xiao Yun and other "insiders".

Xiwei's sunlight shines through the window and hits Xu'er's bedside.

The carved wooden bed specially made by Qin Shihuang's craftsmen, with dragons dancing and phoenixes, and flowers blooming, is extremely exquisite.

A single bed is divided into two layers, the inside and the outside, and the inside is the place to sleep. It is slightly narrower than the current big bed, about 1.5 meters thicker.

The outer layer is a pedal, 50 centimeters lower than the edge of the inner bed, and a "small bed" about 50 centimeters wide, 50 centimeters high, and 1.6 meters long stands vertically on the left and right. In ancient times, it was for the personal maid to sleep.

The inner and outer layers are added together to form a complete bed, which is connected as one.

Of course, Xu'er does not have Lao Shizi's maid, Chen Yifan has the right to sit on the small bed next to Xu'er's bed as a seat, lifts the curtain, grabs Xu'er's loose hair, and caresses her face with.

The itchy feeling made Xu'er frowned in her sleep, then she turned over, turned her back to Chen Yifan and continued to sleep soundly.

After half a year of living as a child in the city, she didn't have to get up early in the morning to help cook, feed chickens, ducks and geese, and she became a little slob, not to mention it was a holiday now!
Chen Yifan held his forehead, this is not the Xu'er he knew!
The Xu'er he knew always got up before dawn, but it was the one who woke him up!
"Slacker! Wake up! The sun is drying your ass!" Chen Yifan turned Xu'er's small body over and shook it.

"Huh? Huh? Ha! Brother, what are you doing! You're so annoying!" Xu'er opened her eyes in confusion, and when she saw that it was Chen Yifan, she pouted her buttocks, turned over again, and wanted to sleep soundly.

"Woke up!"

"What day do you think today is?"

Chen Yifan lifted Xu'er's feet upside down, lifted her up, and made her "sober".

"Ah—" Xu'er screamed brokenly.

"Put me down! You put me down!"

"Huh?" Chen Yifan let out a light snort.

"This tone...what's the matter, do you want to challenge brother one-on-one?" Chen Yifan asked with raised eyebrows.

Finally being put down by Chen Yifan, Xu'er didn't answer, but hugged Chen Yifan's arm, revealing a pair of cute little canine teeth, and then quickly bit Chen Yifan's arm.

Chen Yifan twitched his arm, but Xu'er missed the bite, and then chased and bit him again, extremely fast and flexible, like a crazy puppy.

After dodging and chasing, the two got out of bed, and ended up with Xu'er's head being held down by Chen Yifan.

"come in!"

Chen Yifan said calmly to the outside of the room, then picked up Xu'er, and pressed her on the stool of the dressing table against the wall.

Led by a 23 young woman, four or five people came in Hula La, all of whom were "stylists" hired by Xiao Yun overnight.

Using Tao Yiran's money, they signed a ten-year contract with them. From today onwards, they are Xu'er's personal stylists, and they will also live in Chen's house, Xu'er's small courtyard.

Although the nature is completely different, but... In some respects, it is similar to the previous "servant".

(End of this chapter)