I'm not the underworld

Chapter 53

The old beggar hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed a stick of incense from a corner next to the statue and handed it to Chen Yifan, curiously asked: "If you want to invite the poor god, you can send someone to invite him. Why do you take the road of the world?"

"You can see who I am, but can't you see that I am a human being now?" Chen Yifan asked with a smile.

The old beggar smiled awkwardly. He hadn't expected this, but was frightened by Chen Yifan's identity.

At this time, I didn't dare to ask any more, I just wondered, could it be that he came to the world to experience calamities?

Chen Yifan took the incense, and under the guidance of the system, he transported the yin energy to his fingertips. When he touched the incense, the incense was ignited, and a wisp of green smoke curled up and went straight to the blue sky.

"Please show me the god of poverty!" Chen Yifan inserted the incense into the incense burner, but instead of worshiping, he just shouted.

As far as he is concerned, the god of poverty is still much lower, and he cannot bear his worship.

"Who am I? Isn't this the Great Emperor Fengdu! What are you doing to my wife?" Poor God is Jiang Ziya's wife Ma Shi. What appeared in front of Chen Yifan at this time was a middle-aged aunt who seemed to have a fiery personality. Asked Chen Yifan with Erlang's legs.

From the mouth of the system, Chen Yifan knew that she had this kind of virtue, so he was not annoyed, let alone a poor god, there are many aunts like this in the village!

"Please help deal with the two mortals." Chen Yifan replied.

Hearing this, a trace of surprise flashed in Ma Shi's eyes: "This is so strange. When it comes to dealing with people, who else in this world can compare with you? How can you ask my old lady to kill two mortals?" superior?"

"You just say whether you want to help or not." Chen Yifan rolled his eyes and said, this aunt is gossip.

"Since it is the emperor's request, how dare the old woman refuse to help? But... the emperor can't drive us little gods for nothing, right?" Madam Ma's phantom hangs in the air, amidst the curling green smoke, and he is replaced by someone with a leg posture, replied.

She also saw Chen Yifan's current situation, and she couldn't do anything with her. Of course, she still had to sell her face, but the benefits...can't be avoided!

Chen Yifan's face darkened, and he asked in a deep voice, "What do you want?"

"I want a bottle of Wangqing Water. Dijun should have plenty of this thing, right?" Madam Ma didn't dare to speak out because of Chen Yifan's status.

"Wangqing Water? Is there really such a thing?" Chen Yifan muttered.

"Wangqingshui is Mengpo soup. When this soup reaches the human world, it can only make people forget the memory of love, so it is called Wangqingshui." The system explained.

"I don't have it now!" Chen Yifan shook his head and said.

"No hurry, as long as the emperor can remember, when it is available, it will be delivered at any time." When Madam Ma heard that he agreed, he squinted his eyes and smiled.

Ordinary people want to take Meng Po soup, it is very difficult and dangerous, but Meng Po is a stubborn character, even the gods in the sky will not give face.

However, her strength is not low, and her background is quite deep, so ordinary little gods really dare not offend her.

"Please also tell me the names and origins of the two mortals that Dijun will deal with!" Then Ma asked Chen Yifan.

Chen Yifan nodded and told her about Jiang Kang and Qin Rongyu.

Mrs. Ma stretched out his hand and saw two balls of black air flying out, so he nodded to Chen Yifan with a smile and said, "It's done! Now, even if the God of Wealth lives in their house, he won't be able to make money!"

"It's that simple?" Chen Yifan asked in surprise.

Ma Shi smiled: "Look at how many schemes and schemes mortals want to kill someone, but you only need to swipe lightly on the book of life and death, and life and death will come true. Since I specialize in bad luck, I also want to Whoever is unlucky will be unlucky, and whoever wants to be poor will be poor."

Chen Yifan thought about it, but suddenly there was a sense of sadness in his heart. Was it the sadness for ordinary people in the world?

It turned out that it was just a plaything in the hands of some beings.

The so-called destiny, is that so?
"Thank you, I will remember what you asked for." With a dark sigh in his heart, Chen Yifan came back to his senses and said to Ma Shi.

"I'm not afraid that you, a majestic emperor, will play tricks. Your reputation is much more valuable than a mere bottle of Wangqing water." Ma said with a smile, and then slowly disappeared in the green smoke.

The old beggar stood aside with downcast eyes, not daring to raise his head.

"Thank you, old man. I will visit you again when I have time." Chen Yifan also nodded to the old beggar, thanking him.

Then, strode out.

"Let's go, my business is done." Chen Yifan walked out and said to everyone.

The rain had stopped, and the people who came with him were chatting and discussing in low voices. As for the topic of discussion, who else could be besides Chen Yifan?

The group went down the mountain, and Huang Yan was sent to the entrance of the village. Chen Yifan glanced at him and asked, "Are you still going back?"

When Huang Yan heard it, he knelt down: "The little demon was enlightened by the emperor, and owes a great kindness to the emperor. If he doesn't repay this kindness, the Tao will be hard to come by. I hope the emperor will take care of him!"

When Chen Yifan saw his actions, he felt like shit, this is the entrance of the village!If the acquaintances in the village see this scene, why don't they think that they go out to fool around and become some kind of "big brother"?

If this reaches grandpa's ears...

"Get up!" Chen Yifan hurriedly grabbed Huang Yan's arm and said.

Huang Yan couldn't afford it, but looked up at him stubbornly.

"Okay! I promise you!" Chen Yifan glanced at the village and replied, "Get up!"

Huang Yan got up now, bowed to Chen Yifan and said with a smile, "I'll go back and pack my things!"

After speaking, he turned and ran towards the mountains.

The corner of Chen Yifan's mouth twitched, this monster is no different from a human!

Actually also rash.

Afterwards, Chen Yifan looked at Qiu Yuan and the others beside him, and felt another headache. He went out to "play for a while" and led so many people back, but how could he explain it to Grandpa!

"What about you? It's down the mountain, why don't you go back to each house and find your mother?"

"Thank you, senior. Xiaodao will report back to the Daohui about Huanglongshan." When Qiu Yuan heard this, he dared not be ignorant, bowed to Chen Yifan, and took the two siblings of the Qiu family away.

But Zhang Mo and Ling Yuexi looked at Chen Yifan pitifully, bewildered.

They lost everything on them, and now they can't go back, and they died again, so they don't know what to do.

"What are you looking at me for? Call the police uncle if you have something to do! I'll call the police for you!" Chen Yifan was indifferent to the sad eyes of the two women. After all, he was an upright five-good student, so he immediately took out his fake mobile phone and dialed 110.

"Ula, Ula!" Soon, the alarm bell rang throughout the mountain village, and the villagers came to watch the fun. Two policemen questioned Chen Yifan and took notes.

"You mean they were out of their minds when you found them?"

"Yeah! Yes! Just yelling, what kind of monster is eating people! What kind of big gray... Bah! Big blue wolf! Can this be sane?" Chen Yifan nodded affirmatively.

"Where did you find them?"

"It's in the forest! I seem to have lost my way. Look, they gave me this snake! So, I bravely brought them down the mountain." Chen Yifan took off the cauliflower snake wrapped around his waist , grabbed it in his hand and raised it, and replied with a silly smile.

(End of this chapter)