I'm not the underworld

chapter 47

"Go!" Chen Qingyun frowned, looked at Chen Yifan, and said.

Chen Yifan put down the bowl and chopsticks and turned around to leave the door.

Naturally, he didn't go to find some of his playmates, but came to a decades-old banyan tree outside the village, and stomped his feet to call for the land.

"Jiang Jun, the land of Longkou Village, has seen the emperor, and the emperor is Sheng'an!" A fat old man wearing a Qing Dynasty costume and a small black hat popped up and respectfully kowtowed to Chen Yifan
"Surname Jiang?" Chen Yifan frowned and asked a little unhappy.

Jiang Jun was startled. As the land here, he naturally knew what happened yesterday, and immediately explained in a hurry: "The emperor Rong said, Xiaoxian's surname is indeed Jiang, and he is the ancestor of the Jiang family in Longkou Village."

"However, Jiang Kang's family has been separated from Xiaoxian's bloodline for several generations. Since Xiaoxian has become a fairy, he dare not protect them."

"I hope so!" Chen Yifan glanced at Jiang Jun and said, because of his surname Jiang, Chen Yifan still didn't like to see this old man.

At this time, he immediately went straight to the topic and asked: "Is there any statue of the poor god in the local area?"

"This..." Jiang Jun hesitated for a moment.

"Why, you won't say it?" Chen Yifan frowned and asked.

It seems that only to find other land.

"Don't be angry, the emperor. No one in this village worships the God of Wealth. Everyone worships the God of Wealth. Very few people worship the God of Wealth!" Jiang Jun explained embarrassingly.

"However, the emperor may ask the mountain god and the city god. They manage a wider area, and they may know." Then, Jiang Jun suggested.

"Go back!" Chen Yifan waved after hearing this.

Regardless of whether he really didn't know or pretended not to know, if he didn't tell if he was beaten to death, there was nothing Chen Yifan could do.

At this time, I can only ask the mountain god or the city god as Jiang Jun said.

But mountain gods and city gods are not like the land, they can be summoned by stomping their feet, and they need to go to their temples in person. At the suggestion of the system, Chen Yifan went into the mountains. He remembered that there was a dilapidated mountain temple nearby.

I used to run around all over the hillside and lost my way once. I just slept in the mountain temple. The next morning, I seemed to be enlightened and went home by myself.

Walking on the rugged trail in the mountains, Chen Yifan felt a little emotional when thinking of that incident back then, maybe it was Grandpa the Mountain God who helped him back then?

Unfortunately, at that time, he still didn't believe in ghosts and gods!

"Ah! Help! What should I do, I don't want to die... woo woo..." At this moment, Chen Yifan's thoughts were interrupted by an exclamation followed by a yell.

Chen Yifan came back to his senses, followed the sound to the path, turned a corner, and saw a few well-dressed people on the side of the road.

One of them was a [-] or [-]-year-old girl wearing a long yellow dress and delicate makeup, sitting on a stone by the side of the road and screaming.

On her snow-white ankles, there were two holes oozing blood.

There is a man and a woman next to him, the man is handsome and unrestrained, with a white jade-like face with some sharp edges, if you look closely, you can find traces of make-up.

The woman is also very good-looking, with a face that is popular on the Internet, and a red dress with slits showing her thighs, she looks enthusiastic and unrestrained.

Next to him was a middle-aged uncle with a camera following him.

As the little girl in the yellow skirt yelled, the rest of the people seemed a little flustered, looking helpless.

"Don't worry, cauliflower snake, it's not poisonous!" Chen Yifan glanced at the snake that had already been smashed to death by them, and could not help but silently mourn for it for two seconds, who would not offend the rich lady in the city, and then laughed, a little disdainful It's humane to a few.

"Really?" The little girl in the yellow skirt looked up at Chen Yifan, with a few tears still falling from the corners of her eyes.

"En!" Chen Yifan responded, glanced at the high heels on the two girls' feet, and muttered, "Climb the mountain dressed like this, thank you for thinking of it."

"Boy, what's your tone? We're celebrities. We're here for a photo shoot. Don't we have to be dressed like you?" Among them, a young man in a white shirt frowned. He glanced at Chen Yifan contemptuously, and asked Chen Yifan unhappily.

A bumpkin in a small mountain village, what do you know?
"Celebrity? Which celebrity would tell someone that they are a celebrity when they meet for the first time? Besides, which celebrity are you? Why haven't I heard of it?" Chen Yifan glanced at him and said.

The man's face, which had been powdered and made up, suddenly turned blue and then white, and he snorted coldly: "Lonely and ignorant!"

As far as celebrities are concerned, they are not actually celebrities. They are just a few local internet celebrities who have appeared in variety shows on local TV stations a few times.

Chen Yifan shook his head, no matter how many people there were, he continued to walk towards the mountain temple in his memory.

"The mud legs in the poor mountain village, why are you squeaking?" Wen Xiaole was very unhappy with Chen Yifan's reaction, his eyes rolled and fell on the dead snake, and he whispered to the photographer next to him said a few words.

After finishing speaking, he lifted the tail of the snake with pointed fingers and threw it at Chen Yifan.

Wen Xiaole's filming of prank videos became popular, but at this moment, he had an idea and wanted to take a picture of Chen Yifan's frightened face in front of the flying snake and put it on the Internet.

Not only did he play tricks on this bumpkin who showed disdain for himself and others, but he also earned a wave of hits for himself.

The sound of a dead snake piercing through the air came, and Chen Yifan turned his head just as Wen Xiaole expected.

But what happened next was that Chen Yifan was not frightened as he expected. Chen Yifan caught the dead snake as soon as he raised his hand, and looked at him coldly.

That look gave Wen Xiaole a chill in his heart for no reason.

Chen Yifan, who was born in a mountain village, saw a lot of snakes, let alone a dead snake, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

At this time, he took the snake and didn't throw it away, so he held it in his hand naturally. Snake meat is a great delicacy.

So, he turned his head and said to several people: "For the sake of this snake, I advise you to go down the mountain quickly, the mountain is not very flat recently."

"Hehe, it's not peaceful? You want to scare us? Do you think we are idiots?" Wen Xiaole came back to his senses, crossing his arms and saying.

"What's not peaceful?" Zhang Mo, the woman in red, gave Wen Xiaole a hand and asked Chen Yifan.

"There are monsters." Chen Yifan turned his head, looked up at the gradually steep mountain ahead, and said.

They froze for two seconds, then burst out laughing.

"Little brother, you are really interesting. Could it be because you watch too much TV? How could there be monsters?" Zhang Mo laughed out of breath.

"Momo, you don't know, these mountain people are just ignorant." Beside, Wen Xiaole couldn't help laughing twice, and said to Zhang Mo.

He secretly thought in his heart, forget it, what is he fussing about with this ignorant bumpkin?
Maybe they are still living in the mountains like 20 years ago, and they don’t know about webcasts, small videos, etc., and they don’t know that they are normal.

(End of this chapter)