I'm not the underworld

Chapter 1027 Than Drinking?
Chen Yifan had a headache. He just had to beat the old man Dionysus with great effort.

However, this was when the old man hadn't had a drink.

Now the old man still looks very dissatisfied with himself, I'm afraid he won't obey his orders, even if it's just to keep him from approaching Xi'er, he won't be able to do it, let alone other orders.

Defeating the old man Dionysus was just a means, and it was Chen Yifan's goal to convince him that he would be willing to obey his orders.

Now, the goal is clearly not achieved.

But it's really better than drinking... Isn't this the end?
It is impossible to win in this life!

The strength can still be improved, the key is how to improve his drinking capacity when he touches the wine?
"..." Looking at the jumping old Dionysian, Chen Yifan fell into deep thought.

"Since you say you are a Dionysus, then you are probably not only good at drinking, but also good at making wine!" Chen Yifan asked the old Dionysus who was jumping.

The old man Dionysus froze for a moment, not understanding what he meant.

However, he still laughed triumphantly afterwards, and affirmed: "Of course!"

"Speaking of wine, whether it's wine making or wine tasting, I dare to say the second, and no one dares to say the first!"

Looking at the confident old man Dionysus, the corners of Chen Yifan's mouth gradually rose.

"Really? I think this wine is not a good thing. Drinking it hurts your body..."

"Fart! You are purely farting!" the old man Dionysus cursed angrily with his face turned aside.

He can allow others to insult him, but not allow others to insult wine!
"Do you know how many mortals have lost their lives because of alcohol in the mortal world?"

Chen Yifan shook his head and said, "Although the wine is delicious, it has many disadvantages!"

"How is it possible? How can anyone die from drinking?" The old Dionysus questioned what Chen Yifan said.

Because the people he came into contact with were all very strong, so drinking to death would naturally not be the case.

Chen Yifan took out his phone and showed the old man Dionysus some videos of drunk driving accidents on Earth. Fortunately, his phone would automatically save the videos he had seen before.

"What is this?" The old man Dionysus looked at the various cars in the video with a look of surprise, and asked in doubt.

"You can think of this as a magic weapon that we use for long-distance transportation."

"But this kind of magic weapon also needs to be controlled by people, because the speed of the magic weapon is extremely fast. Once the person who controls the magic weapon gets drunk, it will..." Chen Yifan explained.

"..." The old man Dionysus fell silent and frowned.

Obviously, the videos he saw now had a strong impact on him.

It is almost impossible for those he came into contact with to endanger their lives because of drunkenness.

It may endanger other people's lives.

For example, he had a friend in the past, because he was drunk, he wiped out 3000 people in other sects in a daze.

When he woke up afterwards, he himself forgot why.

After thinking for a long time, he said: "It may be the young master of that sect who once took an extra look at his wife."

As for the friend himself, even though he reprimanded the young suzerain on the surface, he showed generosity and did not pursue it.

In fact, in his heart, he remembered this matter as a grudge.

"These you showed me are all low-level monks, right? The strong don't need such a magic weapon at all!" The old Dionysian was still not stupid, and soon saw some clues, and questioned Chen Yifan.

"What? Don't tell me that in your eyes, those with low strength are not living beings?"

"I'm sorry, but I also cultivated from the low-level cultivator you mentioned to me. Let's fight again?" Chen Yifan asked the old Dionysus dissatisfied.

"..." The old man Dionysus didn't answer for a while, he didn't really want to fight Chen Yifan.

"Although alcohol does cause trouble sometimes, it has nothing to do with the alcohol itself. Why do these people not have strong self-control, and they know that they have to control the magic weapon, but they still drink and get drunk!" the old man of Dionysus defended .

Chen Yifan laughed: "If they were drinking water, there wouldn't be such a problem."

"Then, compared with water, this wine is indeed somewhat harmful, what do you think?" Chen Yifan asked the old Dionysus again.

The old man Dionysus is a bit confused, how does this wine compare with water?
They are two completely different things!

But after thinking about it carefully, what this kid said actually makes sense.

Logic genius!
Just when the old man Dionysus was in a daze, Chen Yifan finally revealed his purpose.

"Since you say you are the God of Dionysus, then it shouldn't be difficult for you to solve this shortcoming for wine?"

"Of course! I can brew a perfect wine so that people can't get drunk, so you have nothing to say?" Speaking of this, the old Dionysus interrupted Chen Yifan and suggested.

He doesn't allow others to insult wine, but since the problem of "harm" from wine cannot be avoided, he feels that he should be able to solve it.

As long as it was resolved, Chen Yifan would have no excuse to slander that drinking was harmful.

"That's what you said!" Chen Yifan looked at the old man Dionysus and smiled.

"That being the case, that's it. If you can brew a completely harmless wine that can keep ordinary people from drinking a thousand cups, you will win!"

"From now on, I will naturally be able to find no fault with you, the god of wine, and I will be convinced."

"Besides, since alcohol is harmless, I don't care if you tease Xi'er to drink like today." Chen Yifan pointed to Xi'er.

"I'm here to be the reviewer. Let's see if your wine can really make people drink a thousand cups. What do you think?"

"And if you can't, you lost to me today, you are not allowed to complain anymore, and you are not allowed to approach Xi'er without my permission."

"Okay! That's it! Give me one day!" The old man Dionysus couldn't wait to prove himself and wine, so he answered directly.

"Okay! Hi-five!" Chen Yifan raised his hand and said.

"Crack!" There was a crisp sound, and the agreement was established.

The old man Dionysus ran back immediately, obviously he went to retreat to make wine.

Xi'er opened her small mouth and stared at this scene dumbfounded.

Grandpa Dionysus was cheated by Baba!

As far as drinking is concerned, Ba Ba is not an ordinary person at all, he is much inferior to ordinary people.

"And you, what are you looking at? Stay away from Xi'er for me, and hug her if you have nothing to do!" Chen Yifan picked up Xi'er and glanced at everyone around him.

However, before everyone could respond, a joyful voice was heard.

"Xi'er! Little Xi'er!"

Chen Yifan turned his head and looked over, only to see at the gate of the courtyard, the grandmother who raised Phoenix was waving to Xi'er with a smile on her face.

"Xi'er, look! Grandma made you custard!" The old grandma warmly brought a bowl of custard.

"Wow! It smells so good! I want to eat it!" Xi'er clapped her hands excitedly.

"Hey, I'll take a sip first." Chen Yifan raised his hand to stop her, and looked suspiciously at the kind-looking old lady in front of him.

The way the old lady killed Fenghuang yesterday was not kind at all, it was quite cruel!
"Hmm..." Chen Yifan couldn't help squinting his eyes after taking a sip, it was delicious, quite delicious!

After confirming that nothing happened, they fed Xi'er a little bit, and within 5 minutes, the father and daughter finished the big bowl of custard.

"Wow! It's delicious, grandma, what's this made of?" Xi'er asked innocently.

"Phoenix eggs! I laid two more eggs today. They are delicious and I'll make them for you tonight!" the old lady said dotingly.

"..." Xi'er froze, threw herself on Chen Yifan's shoulder and burst into tears.

Her little heart was incomparably entangled and painful at this moment.

Phoenix is ​​so beautiful, why eat Phoenix?
But Phoenix is ​​delicious!
(End of this chapter)