Need for Urban Supreme

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Chapter 44
Qin Yan gave the prison bully the middle finger, and the prison bully felt that he had been greatly humiliated, and immediately became angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the gallbladder.

"Give it to me! Beat him as mentally retarded and demented!"

When the prison tyrant gave the order, more than a dozen prisoners immediately rushed forward, some raised their fists, some slapped their hands, and some kicked their legs.

Of course, everyone's goal is Qin Yan.

Qin Yan yelled in his heart, Ge Laozi, is this really a killing spree?You don't even save me any face!

Fortunately, Xuehan got on me, otherwise I would definitely be kicked around by them like a football.

"what!"

Qin Yan yelled, took a stride, and sang Jay Chou's nunchaku loudly: "What are you doing! What are you doing! I kicked it away!"

With a "bang", the little gangster was kicked away by Qin Yan.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! I've kicked her into the air!"

With a "bang", a prisoner was kicked by Qin Yan sideways and flew away!
"What are you doing! What are you doing! I've punched you down!"

With a bang, Qin Yan punched a prisoner in the eye of a panda, swayed twice and fell to the ground.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! You have already been knocked down by my palm!"

With a "bang", a prisoner fell down with Qin Yan's palm, covered his chest and howled loudly.

……

As he sang, Qin Yan's body was like a ghost, interspersed among the prisoners, and knocked down one by one.

And almost knocked down one every time.

In a short while, more than a dozen prisoners were all knocked down by Qin Yan, either hugging their stomachs or covering their eyes.

"Hurry up and use the nunchakus! Hehehe! Martial arts practitioners must remember that the benevolent is invincible! Who is practicing Tai Chi! Feng Shengshui is rising! I only use nunchakus! Hehe! Use the nunchakus! Humph!" Humph! If only I had lightness skills! Fly over the roof and walk over walls! Be upright and unyielding! Be upright! Hmph!"

After singing the last word "hum", Qin Yan finally shut up.

Prison Bully opened his eyes wide and stared at Qin Yan dully, the expression on his face was as fresh as if it had been frozen.

He even forgot to take his hand up in the air all the time.

The same is true for Zhang Di, who also looked at Qin Yan in disbelief, with an expression on his face more surprised than seeing a ghost.

Qin Yan rubbed his Adam's apple, and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry! I've been sleeping late in the past few days, and I've gotten a little angry, so the songs I sang are a little bit smokey!"

Hearing Qin Yan's words, the prisoners knocked down by him cursed in their hearts:
"I'm going to fuck your mother! You are more than just a little smokey! Your whole body is covered in smoke, okay! The kick just now almost kicked out my lungs!"

"You pretending six! It's just that I got a little angry. The eyes of the old man who was punched just now doubled in size in an instant! It was clearly the eyes of [-]:[-], but now you have directly turned into glaucoma! ! Is there any?"

"Little bastard, if I made you more angry, didn't I just let you dissect the palm just now? That palm is like a scalpel, and I opened my stomach with a slap! Is your father a butcher? ?”

"..."

But they only dared to hold back their words in their hearts, and didn't dare to say them at all, for fear that Qin Yan would give them another one: What are you doing?What are you doing?Has been kicked away by me!

"Hey! I sang wrong just now!"

Qin Yan scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "I didn't use nunchucks just now! I used feet and hands!"

"Come on! Everyone, get up again and cooperate with me!"

As Qin Yan spoke, he waved to the prisoners lying on the ground.

Just now they were screaming like they were slaughtering a pig, but now they heard Qin Yan's words, their faces were so frightened that they didn't dare to howl anymore.

The little gangster was the most excited, lying on the ground with an "ah", pretending to be unconscious.

Others followed suit one after another, "ah" up one after another, and all lay down on the ground.

In the blink of an eye, the ground was full of people pretending to be dead.

Qin Yan shrugged, raised his head to look at the prison bully, and said with a good-natured look: "Will you cooperate with me?"

"Ah!" Prison Bully came back to his senses, and pointed to his nose.

Qin Yan nodded, and looked at Prison Bully with a smile, his eyes were amiable and kind.

The prison bully quickly waved his hands, and said frightenedly and obsequiously: "Brother, if you don't remember the villain's fault, please forgive me! I will definitely serve you in the future!"

Qin Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "You don't even want to let me sing a song with you, how can you serve me hard and fast in the future?"

Qin Yan's words choked the prison bully, and he didn't know what to say.

"Don't make me go crazy! Even your mother is afraid of me when I go crazy!" Qin Yan narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows.

"Ah! My heart hurts so much! I have a heart attack!" Prison Bully was quick to think, rolled his eyes from the bed and fell to the ground, pretending to be unconscious.

However, the prison bully's acting talent is too poor, and he has no professionalism. When he rolled off the bed, he accidentally knocked his head, couldn't help humming, and even touched his forehead with his hand.

I'm going, this acting is too clumsy!Not to mention audiences like me, even audiences with mental disabilities can see that you are pretending to be in a coma.

Just when Qin Yan was about to make a move, Zhang Di made a move.

Zhang Di walked up to the prison bully, kicked the prison bully in the stomach, and yelled, "Fake it! I'll let you pretend! Let me die!"

The prison bully was kicked and hugged his stomach, and said with a mournful face: "Brothers, brothers, I don't know Taishan, can you let me go?"

Without waiting for Qin Yan to speak, Zhang Di said loudly, "No!"

Zhang Di pointed to his dark circles and said, "Did you see that? I've got smoky makeup on my face. Do you think I can forgive you?"

"This... this..."

"Is this you!"

With a "slap", Zhang Di slapped the prison bully hard.

With Qin Yan around, although the prison tyrant was slapped in the face, he was as obedient as a little daughter-in-law and didn't dare to move at all.

"Snapped!"

There was another sound, and Zhang Di said while beating: "What! I have already said that my brother is a master and can summon many female ghosts. You don't believe it. How dare you slap me? I'm squatting at the door of the bathroom like a dog!"

"Clap clap clap!"

While beating and scolding, Zhang Di vented his anger, grievance, and depression, and at the same time wanted to regain his lost dignity.

Qin Yan looked at Zhang Di speechless for a while, allowing him to vent his anger.

"Xuehan, can't you tell? You are still a fan of Jay Chou!" Although Qin Yan knew about Jay Chou, he was not a fan of Jay Chou.

"Qin Yan, someone is here!" Murong Xuehan didn't answer Qin Yan's words.

 Three chapters a day from today, hurry up to vote, hurry up to reward, let us collect more female ghosts, let's pretend to be cool and fly together!

  
 
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