Chapter 147
"Huh? Why is it so smelly?" The corpse king sniffed gently with his nose.

Um?Why did I bite Qin Yan's ass, I just bit his back!The corpse king was very puzzled, and raised his eyebrows.

Um?Why is this kid so frightened that he shits?

The corpse king saw that Zhang Di's ass was oozing stool, and some of it flowed onto his lips, and flowed into his mouth along the gap between his teeth.

I'm going to you!The corpse king cursed in his heart, quickly let go of his mouth and stepped back, and at the same time kicked Zhang Di's ass with a flying kick.

The corpse king forgot that Zhang Di was so frightened that he shitted just now, and when he kicked Zhang Di's ass, he just kicked the shit.

With a "snap", a large pile of feces was kicked into tofu dregs inside Zhang Di's pants, and at the same time, some of it also seeped out from Zhang Di's pants and stuck to the corpse king's feet.

"I'm going! It stinks! It's too bad luck!" The corpse king cursed, and hurriedly stuck his feet into the soil and rubbed them back and forth.

The ancients called me me.

After a few squats, the corpse king suddenly remembered that feces also flowed into his mouth.

The corpse king didn't care about his image, he immediately squatted on the ground, stuffed handfuls of soil into his mouth, and began to brush his mouth with sand as if rinsing his mouth.

While brushing, the corpse king thought angrily in his heart, what the hell, this kid actually made me eat shit, I must kill him, and he would be cut into pieces.

Zhang Di was kicked on the butt, immediately screamed, flew out like a cannonball, then drew an arc in mid-air, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

It just so happened that Zhang Di landed on his buttocks, and he felt that his buttocks were split into countless pieces like a shattered mirror.

Is this a comminuted fracture?
Zhang Di cried, feeling that he was too unlucky.

Qin Yan couldn't help laughing when he saw that the corpse king ate Zhang Di's "Human Zhonghuang".

And Qin Yan felt that it was absolutely superfluous for the corpse king to rinse his mouth.

If it is really smelly, the corpse king's mouth is much more smelly than Zhang Di's excrement.

"Damn, how dare you laugh at this general! I'm going to kill you!" Seeing Qin Yan laughing at himself, the corpse king immediately jumped into a rage, spit out the sand in his mouth, and rushed towards Qin Yan as if flying.

Qin Yan immediately turned around and ran away.

"Master, we're here!" Murong Xuehan and Zhou Xiaoyu shouted at the same time, attacking the corpse king from left to right.

"Ugly ghost! Get out! Seeing you will stain my eyes!" The corpse king roared, and opened his arms to pat Murong Xuehan and the two ghosts respectively.

Murong Xuehan's two female ghosts were no match for the corpse king at all, and they were immediately shot backwards.

Just now the corpse king called Zhou Xiaoyu ugly, Qin Yan still didn't understand, Zhou Xiaoyu is a first-class beautiful female ghost, but now Qin Yan knows why?

He suddenly thought that this corpse king was from the Tang Dynasty.

People in that era regarded fat as beautiful, so the corpse king felt sick to his stomach when he saw the slender Zhou Xiaoyu.

"Tianshi! Hurry up here and go to Jiang Wan'er, only she can deal with this corpse king!" Zhao Zishen reminded Qin Yan loudly.

Originally, Zhao Zishen used the skill of Qimen Dunjia to set up several mazes and ran away, but just after running less than 800 meters, he suddenly thought that his grandson still needs Qin Yan to continue his life, and immediately ran away again at the risk of his life back.

Hearing Zhao Zishen's reminder, two bright lights flashed in Qin Yan's eyes.

yes!Jiang Wan'er even beat the shit out of Qing Ming, who was at the level of a celestial master, and she would definitely be able to deal with this corpse king.

The corpse king and the celestial master are at the same level.

But just as Qin Yan wanted to run, the corpse king had already rushed over.

"The sky is scattered, the land is far away, Yin and Yang are in harmony, everything is radiant, now!" Zhao Zishen chanted a mantra and threw an illusion talisman.

Immediately, the corpse king saw that the scene in front of him had changed. He was in a paradise, where white clouds fluttered, the sky was blue, flowers were flying, and the grass was fragrant.

snort!It's heresy to actually use illusion for me.

The corpse king stretched out his hands into midair, and pulled hard to the sides, and the illusion was instantly shattered.

But Qin Yan took the opportunity to run to Zhao Zishen's side.

"Master Zhao, I didn't expect you to be so secretive!" Qin Yan said with a smile.

"Ashamed, ashamed! Heavenly Master, let's go quickly!" Zhao Zishen pulled Qin Yan and ran towards the previous robbery cave.

At the same time, Murong Xuehan grabbed Zhang Di's shoulder, Zhou Xiaoyu grabbed Xia Xueni's shoulder and flew towards the robber cave, but Murong Xuehan covered his nose.

At this moment, not only Zhang Di's butt was covered with feces, but his waist, stomach, and even his thighs were all covered with feces.

Just now Zhang Di was kicked by the corpse king first, and then sat down on the ground again, a lump became a piece, and a piece became a large piece.

"Sister-in-law, you are not authentic! Didn't I just not know the rules before, and fell in love with you? Did you hurt me like this?" Zhang Di said with great sorrow.

Murong Xuehan didn't speak, she didn't dare to open her mouth, for fear that the stench would get into her nostrils.

When Qin Yan and the others ran into the robber's cave, the corpse king also chased to the entrance of the robber's cave.

But when he saw the robbery hole, the corpse king hesitated.

Should I go in or not?There are too many taboos here, what if I can't get in and out?But if I don't kill that kid Zhang Di, and don't accept that kid Qin Yan, I really don't want to be reconciled!

Um?They are not afraid of those taboos, what am I afraid of?I'm better than them all combined.

Thinking of this, the corpse king immediately stepped into the robbery cave.

After the corpse king walked into the robbery cave for a while, Ma Guodong, Taoist priest Tiancheng and other Taoists stood up from a distance.

"Master, who is this Jiang Wan'er? Can she beat that corpse king?" Ma Guodong asked incredulously.

When Zhao Zishen spoke just now, Ma Guodong heard it, and he was afraid that the matter would be messed up.

Daoist Tiancheng shook his head and said: "Mr. Ma, I don't even know who this Jiang Wan'er is! But..."

Speaking of this, Daoist Tiancheng raised the corner of his mouth and showed a sinister smile: "As long as we seal the hole, they will not come out. They will still die inside in the end! Hahaha!"

At the end, Daoist Tiancheng burst out laughing triumphantly.

Two fierce lights flashed in Ma Guodong's eyes, he clenched his fists and said excitedly: "Master Dao, if this is the case, then what are you waiting for, quickly seal the entrance of the cave!"

Daoist Tiancheng nodded, turned around and said to the other Taoist priests, "Fellow daoists, let's go!"

A group of Taoist priests, led by Taoist Master Tiancheng, went straight to the entrance of the robbery cave.

Qin Yan and others entered the tomb palace and came to the gate of the palace.

When Princess Jiuyao saw Qin Yan, she said excitedly, "My lord, have you come to save me?"

Without waiting for Qin Yan to speak, Zhao Zishen said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense with her, let's go in quickly! The corpse king is chasing in!"

Zhao Zishen opened the palace gate, was the first to rush into the palace, and went straight to the gazebo.

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(End of this chapter)

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