Urban Cultivation Evil

Chapter 6
Lin Ranran was really going crazy.

I went to the toilet in my own home, but was shown by a man who was dressed in dirty clothes and scolded me for being a hooligan?
At this moment, Lin Ranran had the thought of killing Ye Tian.

Chen Yumo finally came to his senses after being stunned for a moment, and quickly pulled Ye Tian in front of him: "Oh, of course, let me introduce you. This is Ye Tian. He will live here and become our roommate."

"What?" Lin Ranran was dumbfounded, with her cherry mouth wide open, pointing at Ye Tian and shouting, "Sister Momo, what are you talking about? Let him live here? You... you..., no, what is he you?" people?"

"Cough cough." Before Chen Yumo could speak, Ye Tian understood that Lin Ranran lived here in the first place. He coughed and smiled at Lin Ranran, "Oh, I'm sorry. So you belong to Yumo. Roommate, I... I thought you were playing a hooligan."

"Ahhh, I'm going to kill you!" Before Ye Tian could finish speaking, Lin Ranran couldn't hold back when she heard this sentence.

Now she doesn't care who Ye Tian is or where he comes from, she just wants to kill him.

He stepped forward and grabbed Ye Tian's neck, gnashing his teeth like a cub going mad while shouting, "I'll kill you, kill you! Say I'm a hooligan! I haven't said you're a hooligan yet!" What! I'm going to strangle you, strangle you!"

Although Lin Ranran's soft little hands couldn't do much harm to him, Ye Tian still decided to cooperate with this roommate, after all, he still had to be under his roof in the future.

"Ahem, ahem, you...you will die if you strangle again!" Ye Tian cried and coughed weakly, and even grabbed Lin Ranran's little hand with both hands, and pulled it out forcefully.

This little lion's energy is really not small, and he looks like he won't give up until he strangles Ye Tian.

Chen Yumo on the side was really terrified, and stepped forward to pull Lin Ranran: "Ran Ran, Ran Ran, let go, if you don't let go, you will die."

"I'm going to strangle him, strangle him!"

"I'm dead." At this moment, Ye Tian tilted his head, rolled his eyelids, kicked his legs, and stopped moving.

Lin Ranran was still angry, but suddenly felt that Ye Tian didn't resist anymore, he was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked down, he was a little dazed.

Chen Yumo also looked at Ye Tian strangely, then kicked Ye Tian: "Hey, don't pretend to be dead."

However, Ye Tian didn't respond in the slightest.

"No way? Is it really strangled?" Chen Yumo pulled Lin Ranran up, and then tried Ye Tian's breath.

Out of breath.

Chen Yumo's face turned pale, she glanced at Lin Ranran, and said in a trembling voice, "Ran Ran, it seems that he is really dead."

"Ah?" Lin Ranran was so frightened that she sat down on the ground: "This...so strangled to death? He...how did he..."

"No!" Lin Ranran stood up suddenly and grabbed Chen Yumo's hand: "Sister Momo, we have to get rid of the corpse quickly so that no one else will find it."

Chen Yumo also frowned, but she was still puzzled: "This kid died so easily, why do I feel so unreliable?"

"Sister Momo, I'm out of breath." Lin Ranran's small face was already sallow with fright, and she barely kept her composure and said, "Should we ask Uncle Yuan, call the police or dig a hole in the backyard and bury him?"

"Damn it, female hooligan, you are so ruthless!" Ye Tian couldn't hold back anymore, and jumped up all of a sudden, scaring both Lin Ranran and Chen Yumo to jump back.

This girl really watches too much TV.

Ye Tian originally wanted to cooperate with Lin Ranran, so he used his turtle's breath technique by the way, but he just held his breath.

She thought that girl Lin Ranran would be terrified and cried for a while, but she didn't expect that she would directly think of burying her.

you are vicious!
Seeing that Ye Tian was not dead, Chen Yumo breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Lin Ranran's anger flared up again: "You...you pretended to be dead?"

"Who says I'm pretending to be dead? I just lost my temper just now." Ye Tian said with a natural look.

"Sister Momo, you... where did you pick up such a stinky hooligan!" Lin Ranran was so angry that Ye Tian cried, and pointed at Ye Tian with her little foot, which was stomping on the carpet and didn't know where the slipper fell. shouted.

Chen Yumo also didn't expect Ye Tian to do such a thing when he first came here, but thinking that his future life might be more colorful, he was a little excited and excited.

"Well, of course, you all calm down first, let me introduce you." Chen Yumo held Lin Ranran's hand and said softly.

Chen Yumo is now a sophomore, but she is about the same age as Ye Tian, ​​but one year older than Lin Ranran, so Chen Yumo usually regards herself as a sister, and Chen Yumo has the final say on all major and minor matters in the family.

Lin Ranran heard the words, but snorted and turned her head aside, covered her ears and shook her head: "I don't listen, I don't listen. If you live with this kind of person, you might as well kill me."

"Of course, listen to me." Chen Yumo broke Lin Ranran's hand vigorously, then pulled her aside, whispered in her ear for a while, and then Lin Ranran's anger disappeared all of a sudden, with a look on her face. She asked expectantly, "Sister Momo, are you telling the truth?"

"Of course." Chen Yumo nodded solemnly, and said with a sly smile, "However, let him stay first, and we will deal with him slowly, you know?"

"Then...well then, I'll do what I can to keep this country bumpkin." Lin Ranran nodded.

Coming to Ye Tian again, Lin Ranran remained silent, while Chen Yumo formally introduced: "Ye Tian, ​​this is Ranran, my roommate and best friend are my best friends. I have already understood what happened to you just now. , I also told you about your situation. Hey, there is no way, but I don’t agree with you living here. "

"Ah?" Upon hearing that he couldn't live here, Ye Tian became anxious: "I... I didn't do anything? Why didn't you let me live?"

"What haven't you done yet? You... what did you see?" Lin Ranran became angry when she heard Ye Tian's words.

Ye Tian scratched his head: "I didn't see anything?"

He stared at Lin Ranran strangely again: "Don't you want me to see something?"

"Sister Momo, this person must not be left behind!" Lin Ranran's anger that had just subsided rose again.

"Well, Ye Tian, ​​don't say a few words." Chen Yumo hurriedly stood up as a peacemaker: "Ye Tian, ​​do you really want to live here?"

"I think, of course I do." Ye Tian nodded vigorously, why not save money?
"Since this is the case, then you have seen Ranran's appearance. Unless you agree to my conditions, I'm afraid..." Chen Yumo spread her hands, looking helpless.

Ye Tian looked confused: "Are there conditions?"

"Uh, actually, this condition is very simple. It can be regarded as three chapters." Chen Yumo hurriedly changed the topic: "First, if you live here in the future, you should clean up the sanitation, right? In this way, you clean up on one, three, five. I will follow Ranran on two, four, six. Clean it up, in this case, you can stay temporarily."

Lin Ranran was a little strange, and asked in a low voice, "Why do you have to ask him to clean it every now and then?"

Chen Yumo gave her a blank look, knocked Lin Ranran on the head, and said in a low voice, "You talk a lot, one three five plus Sunday is four days, okay, little idiot!"

Lin Ranran looked stunned, nodded again and again, then pinched his waist and said to Ye Tian: "Also, the second thing, if you want to live here, the second floor is where Sister Momo and I live, you must not go there, you can only Live on the first floor. If you agree, you can live here temporarily, otherwise, get out immediately!"

"By the way, you can't have any thoughts about us, and you can't be obsessed with us!" Lin Ranran suddenly thought of a key question.

Chen Yumo snorted coldly, and suddenly slapped the shoe rack by the door: "He dares!"

Crash.

The shoe rack was directly smashed apart by Chen Yumo.

No wonder he is the president of the Martial Arts Club, but he has a lot of tricks.

Lin Ranran was speechless: "Sister Momo, if you are intimidated, you can be intimidated. Why are you venting your anger on our shoe rack? This is already the third one."

With embarrassment on Chen Yumo's face, she pointed at Ye Tian: "Ye Tian, ​​take care of the repair, is it okay?"

Ye Tian snorted, and lowered his head as if he was being slaughtered: "No problem."

As if thinking of something again, he raised his hand and asked, "By the way, if I do the cleaning, I can't go up to the second floor, so will the second floor be cleaned?"

Lin Ranran and Chen Yumo looked at each other for three seconds: "Of course we clean, but we have to supervise you to clean."

"That's it." Ye Tian drooped his shoulders, slowly took off his bag and the box containing the silver needles and put them on the table, and then muttered: "But I also have a condition, in the future I still hope that my roommate You can’t pee your pants, what an adult.”

Lin Ranran and Chen Yumo were startled at the same time, then both lowered their heads and looked at their pants.

(End of this chapter)