Chapter 310 On the Importance of Sometimes Nonsense

immediately,

Chen Mu and the rest took a break, took out all the prepared food, and started making,
looking at this scene,
Everyone in the live broadcast room: ⊙﹏⊙!
It was so dangerous just now, and now there is a group building live broadcast again, and the style has changed a bit fast.

It was unclear whether it was an archaeological live broadcast or a gourmet live broadcast.

At this time,

Everyone was chatting, listening to Zen that was full of running trains, Chen Mu said lightly,

"You talk nonsense and run the train with your mouth full. Is this what a monk should look like? Does your master know what you look like? Are you not afraid of being beaten to death by your master?"

Abbot Huikong: ⊙﹏⊙
never mind!Anyway, the face of Buddhism has already been lost by him!Get used to it, get used to it!
And this time,
He didn't feel ashamed at all when he listened to Zen, but he said confidently, "Sometimes talking nonsense can save a lot of trouble, so... there is nothing wrong with it."

"for example?"

"For example, a student was smoking on the balcony on the fifth floor. He was discovered by the dean and the teacher. When they asked him why he smoked, he asked back with a depressed face, what is the meaning of life? Then... the dean and the teacher persuaded him Two hours."

When the voice of listening to Zen fell, everyone couldn't help being stunned, what the hell!Can it still be like this?
This idea opened up in an instant? !

Talent!

Talent!
In the live room,

"Don't say it, it really makes sense, sometimes nonsense can really save a lot of trouble. 』

"When I was on the bus, I couldn't scan the QR code. A big brother next to me said: What a broken phone.I froze for a moment and said: The conditions at home are not good, and I can’t afford a good one.Then the eldest brother was silent all the way. 』

『During the online class, I was visiting the vegetable market. The teacher asked a few questions. It was either the network card or he couldn’t answer. Then he asked me. He had no choice but to turn on the microphone. After hearing the movement here, the teacher became even more angry and said: Are you on the Internet? Is it a vegetable market?In a hurry, I said: My parents are going to buy goods, so I can only do the stall.The teacher was silent for a long time after listening. 』

"I think I can add another sentence, I'm sorry teacher, I've disturbed you!" 』

"I forgot to scan the QR code when I got on the bus, and the driver yelled at me. I whispered that I came to the city to see a doctor, and it was the first time I took the bus!" 』

"Driver Bai Tian: It's okay!

Driver at night: Damn me! [tears]』

"Morning: It's okay, I just said it, and I don't know!

Evening: Damn me! 』

"Before I went to get my hair cut, the barber brother always recommended me to have a perm. I was very impatient and said that it would be useless anyway after chemotherapy next week. Very quiet, not saying a word! 』

"Brother, can you sleep at night? 』

"I didn't know the disability certificate before. When queuing up in the hospital, a person jumped in line with the disability certificate. I yelled at her. It has been almost two years now and I still remember her helpless eyes. I was really wrong!" ! ! 』

"A law: a thing is insignificant when it meets a bigger one! [Look]"

……

at this time,

in the tomb,

I skipped over this topic, and then chatted casually. During the period, Li Anche was also preparing to sing, saying that he had practiced hard for a period of time and had made great progress.

Regarding this, everyone directly vetoed it, and Li Anche was not allowed to sing at all. Like him, he can't practice well at all, he needs to change his voice and ears.

Singing is not only a matter of voice, ears are more important. Some people can't hear the tune at all, and they can't hear their own voice well, so they feel that it is the same as the original singer, but in fact...it cannot be said to be exactly the same as the original singer, only It can be said that it has nothing to do with it.

period,

Somehow, the topic of brothers and women came up.

Ting Chan's brain twitched, and he asked Chen Mu, "Boss, tell me, is it more important to be a brother or a woman."

Chen Mu replied indifferently, "Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes!"

the sound fell,

Before everyone could say anything, Chen Mu continued, "Brothers are like centipede's siblings, women are like winter clothes!"

Everyone: ⊙﹏⊙!

What the hell!

Everyone in the live broadcast room: ⊙⊙?
Why does it feel like Brother Mu's desire to survive is so overwhelming!

This description... is really fucking amazing!

Then, after a while,
Chen Mu asked everyone to wait in the main hall with peace of mind, while he walked slowly towards the tomb passage, and at the same time drew talismans in the void, using the talisman to construct a defense to prevent the monsters from the depths of the tomb passage from rushing out.

As Chen Mu entered, a group of monsters went crazy again, all rushing towards Chen Mu,
this moment,
Chen Mu used the thunder method to the extreme. Under the thunder and lightning, many monsters were reduced to ashes.

However, these monsters were fearless and rushed towards Chen Mu even more frantically.

At this time, Chen Mu was scolding the dog system in his heart. There were so many monsters, the dog system didn't give any rewards.

When the system gets up, the capitalists will cry when they see it, it's so fucking...!
Without the dog system, this huge army of monsters naturally became the target of Chen Mu's anger.

But in just a short moment, Chen Mu fought his way through a group of monsters.

Under normal circumstances, this group of monsters would have been terrified and fled in all directions, but these monsters had no fear of death and continued to charge and kill.

Although the strength is not strong, Chen Mu can kill a large number of monsters with one blow at will, but there are too many monsters, and the dog system has not rewarded them, so Chen Mu is too lazy to pester them.

When approaching the bronze gate, Chen Mu drew a talisman in the void, and the golden light shone in an instant, and the miraculous runes continued to emerge, forming a defense like a city wall, blocking the huge monster army from the talisman city wall.

Immediately, Chen Mu slowly walked towards the huge bronze gate. When approaching the bronze gate, Chen Mu faintly felt a powerful and mysterious force behind the bronze gate, which brought him a sense of oppression.

at this time,

The system sounded,
Ding!
[Mission announcement, enter the Bronze Gate, kill Wannu King, reward [-] points, reward a thousand years of cultivation, reward physical strength by [-] points, mental strength by [-] points, the fifth and sixth forms of the Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Ghosts Mode. 】

Chen Mu: Damn it!
What the hell!

What the hell!

The rewards this time are so rich, the key is that the dog system actually rewarded the fifth and sixth forms of the Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Ghosts.

Dog system, this is conscience discovered! ?

wrong!

The dog system is a dog among dogs, where is the conscience, it must not be an easy task to kill the Wannu King.

snort!
It would be really strange if the dog system could make a loss-making business.

It seems that some are busy!
And what happened next, let Chen Mu know that he still underestimated the dog of the dog system.

At first, I thought that a system, no matter how far the dog can go, that's it, but the final facts show that the system will always have dogs that you can't imagine!

Hey!
What the hell... Chen Mu said that he really almost broke the defense!Whose system can be so doggy!

(End of this chapter)

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