Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 45 You are so smart
childish.

This is the first time Wan Qianhong has come across this adjective, she used to have a painting style that children shouldn't see too much!He gritted his teeth secretly, because the corners of his mouth were slightly deformed due to excessive force.

However, she quickly adjusted her charming smile with a variety of charms.

Actively stretch out a right hand.

"It's true that I'm naive. Let's get to know each other again. My name is Wan Qianhong."

Xu Yuan put down the fork that had just picked up a piece of pizza, and looked at Wan Qianhong with a subtle and weird look.

"If all you want to say is your name... Well, you have your name on your head, and I should have mine on my head. Is there any point in such an introduction?"

Having said that, Xu Yuan still stretched out his hand.

Just when Wan Qianhong thought that he still wanted to shake hands at least once, she saw that he clenched the outstretched hand into a fist and lightly hammered the palm of Wan Qianhong's right hand.

One is a handshake and the other is a punch.

This wave is I understand you.

But it just doesn't match you!
Wan Qianhong's smile couldn't hold back anymore.

This level 4 teammate who looks delicate and delicate is not easy to deal with!
【Hahaha, I laughed so hard, is this the first time Goddess Wan has been beaten by a man? 】

[I see that Goddess Wan can hardly hold back her smile. 】

[Goddess Wan, why don't we just stop pretending, skip the flamboyant cheongsam, and go directly to the stage of killing gods with two guns, let this little brother see how powerful you are...]

Xu Yuan buried his head in eating the pizza, and suddenly said: "Don't get me wrong, I don't have any complaints against you, and there was another reason for not sitting in the past."

It was the first time Wan Qian felt frustrated in front of the opposite sex, her red eyes lit up, and she asked, "What's the reason?"

"Are you sure you want to listen?"

"listen."

"I have a problem with your taste. You actually ordered fruit pizza? Can fruit pizza be called pizza? This is a scone with fruit and meat pieces!"

Wan Qianhong's smile disappeared.

Is there something abnormal in the brain circuit of this level 4 teammate?

After eating two pieces of pizza one after another, Xu Yuan said again: "It can be seen that you have a lot of ideas. This makes me miss my teammates in the last dungeon."

"Why... Is she stronger than me?" Wan Qianhong couldn't keep up with Xu Yuan's jumping speed of topics.

"No, she doesn't have so many thoughts in her head, just listen to what I say."

【How do I feel... Brother Xu Yuan is saying that Xiaoyu has no brains? 】

[Polite Shen Xiaoyu: Are you? 】

[Can this also drive to Xiaoyu?I like it, please make it stronger! 】

A thoughtful brain helps lead the team to victory.

but.

If there are two or more brains with their own ideas in a team, this may not be a good thing.

Wan Qianhong thought that she had understood the logic and motivation behind Xu Yuan's leaping words and deeds.

She smiled again and said softly.

"Understood, you don't want to be underestimated because of your low rank, so you can only obey orders, and even want me to cooperate with your actions?"

Xu Yuan looked at Wan Qianhong's expression of "I've seen through you", and he said expressionlessly, "You're so smart."

Same thing.

Shen Xiaoyu was triumphant at the time.

But Wan Qianhong frowned and asked, "Am I wrong?"

"I repeat, I don't have a problem with you, I just have a problem with the fruit pizza."

Wan Qianhong understood this time.

But she couldn't understand it, just because... pizza?
At this time.

The waiter from before came over with pineapple pizza and lemon sparkling water, and placed them in front of Wan Qianhong.

"This is your meal, I brought it for you."

Xu Yuan stood up abruptly, picked up his pizza and drink, and moved to the table where Wan Qianhong was sitting before.

The waiter was confused.

Am I doing something wrong?

"It's okay handsome, my friend is just...well, he just has a weird temper, so you don't need to pay attention to him." Wan Qianhong smiled.

She took out a generous tip to dispel the panic in the reserved waiter's heart.

"Thank you for your generosity."

"You're welcome, you deserve it."

Wan Qianhong glared at Xu Yuan, who was sitting at her original table and eating pizza with her head down. She now only hopes that the remaining level 6 teammate can be a normal person.

After eating three or four pieces of pineapple pizza to fill her stomach, Wan Qianhong sat across from Xu Yuan again with only lemon sparkling water: "Pepsi can drink, but fruit pizza is not okay if it appears on your table?"

"Pepsi is Coke, and fruit scones are pizza?"

"..."

Wan Qianhong thinks she is good at dealing with people.

Especially good at dealing with men.

No matter what the topic is, I can continue it, and gradually grasp the rhythm of the conversation, and then lead the topic in the direction I want.

She's used to dealing with things like this.

However, Wan Qianhong suddenly figured it out now.

Why bother?
All teammates.

Keep it simple, skip the pizza talk and get straight to the point.

of course.

This can also be understood as Wanqianhong has given up.

She felt that she couldn't grasp Xu Yuan's rhythm, as if a normal person should not be allowed to try to understand the brain circuit of a neuropathy.

"I'm here for work, to meet an informant, why did you appear here?"

Xu Yuan ate the last piece of pizza, and nodded with emotion: "Wouldn't it be nice to be so direct earlier? They are all teammates with the same interests, and they attack each other and lose their scores. What are you thinking about with so many twists and turns?" , and made me hold my nose and drink Pepsi."

Wan Qianhong smiled and said nothing.

admit.

Who told her to start out because she really had a small mind and wanted to try the weight of this level 4 teammate?
"I'm currently the attending doctor of Arkham Mental Hospital, and I'm here for a simple meal, without any mission," Xu Yuan said.

"Arkham Asylum?"

Wan Qianhong was taken aback for a moment, Xu Yuan thought she was Arkham who thought of Gotham the same way he did at the beginning, so he explained: "It has nothing to do with Gotham, there are no famous talents in it."

"No, I know this is not the world of superheroes."

Wan Qianhong shook her head.

Because of the convenience brought by her identity, she has a much deeper understanding of this dungeon world than Xu Yuan.

"The informant I want to meet is the undercover agent in Arkham Asylum."

"Is there something wrong with this hospital?"

"Whether there is a problem or not, only those who have seen the line will know."

Xu Yuan picked up the Coke, and suddenly thought that it contained Pepsi, and now there was no need to continue to think about it with his teammates, and there was no need to wrong himself.

So he put down the Coke in his hand and asked the waiter to bring another Coca-Cola.

"Sir, your Coke."

Xu Yuan took a sip of Coca-Cola, pondered for a moment and said, "There was an accident in the hospital today. A cleaner fell while mopping the floor, and his brain was pierced by the handle of the mop, and he died."

Wan Qianhong asked strangely: "The mop handle? This way of death is quite bizarre, is it really an accident?"

……

(End of this chapter)