Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 40 Attending Doctor
"It's not serious, it's just delusional."

"I've read too many superhero comics, and I think of myself as a certain superhero in it. It seems to be... Uh, I don't read these very much. I don't know the characters in it. Let me look through the medical records."

"She thought she was... a clown!"

Xu Yuan wondered, "Are you sure it's not the clown girl?"

Although the little girl said the mantra of the clown, the name refers directly to the clown girl.

"Harley? No, it's the clown, that's what it says in the medical record." Nurse Lilani said, showing Xu Yuan the medical record in her hand.

At this time, Veronica, who had half stepped into the ward, made a big movement of bending backwards, and shouted loudly at Xu Yuan with her upside-down face and clown makeup.

"The Harley Quinn has changed, she is no longer herself! Now she is just a money-making tool to cater to the public's aesthetics, I don't want to change for others, I want..."

"Others change for me!"

Then the little girl who asked others to change for herself, was lured by a pack of snack chips, returned to the bed in the ward, and honestly took the medicine.

Xu Yuan looked at the gently closed door of the ward, with an expression of approval.

"I have to say, she has a cool idea."

Not all of the patients are as cool as Veronica-to-be-clown, the vast majority are like... well, the word "like" should be dropped.

Just a normal mental patient.

"The sky is dark, the ground is white, the water is dirty, the medicine is sweet... woo woo woo! I don't want to take it. The medicine is too sweet. You are a bad person. I want to see the dean. The dean is the one." Good man!"

"Sister Nurse, you are so beautiful, I...I want to take off your clothes, then take off your socks, and finally take off your panties, then, then I will... put on the panties to transform into a superman, fly away immediately Go to heaven and find my mother!"

"All eyes, look at me! I am a genius! I want to announce a great discovery here. Just 10 minutes ago, I discovered that hot water is actually not drinkable, it will burn my mouth!"

Take a look at the selected speeches that Xu Yuan heard as he walked down from ward to ward.

Is it all normal?
Things were a little different in the last ward.

The patient was a little boy.

I was talking to a kind-hearted old man.

"Dean, are you here?"

Hearing what Lilani called the old man, Xu Yuan knew that the old man was the Arkham Dean of the Arkham Mental Hospital.

"Good afternoon, Lilanie."

The friendly Dean Arkham noticed Xu Yuan and said with a smile.

"Surely this is our new attending doctor, Mr. Xu Yuan? I am very glad that you can join our Arkham Mental Hospital. I believe you will definitely bring good news to the patients here."

"But I haven't finished talking with our little Jeff, and I can't take care of you now, sorry..."

Xu Yuan said with a smile: "It's okay, Mr. Dean is busy, so I'll just take a look around and get familiar with the new working environment."

"You can call me Arkham or the dean, there is no need to add an adult."

The old man said something, and then continued to look at the little boy.

That's Jeffrey.

Lilani kindly showed Jeffrey's medical records to Xu Yuan for review.

It's not a serious disease either.

Psychasthenia.

The specific symptoms manifested in Jeffrey are insomnia and easy fatigue, especially mental fatigue, and often have nightmares after falling asleep.

"Poor little Jeffrey, tell Grandpa, what did you dream about last night?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I dreamed that the bearded uncle died..."

"Oh? Did you dream about how you died?"

"How did he die? Well... I, I don't know, I didn't dream how the bearded uncle died, but he is dead, and there will be fewer people to give Jeffrey candy in the future..."

"Hahaha, little Jeff, don't be afraid, you are just dreaming, your bearded uncle is still alive and well, just now grandpa saw him on the way to find you."

"really?"

"Really, if you don't believe me, how about grandpa taking you to find your bearded uncle now?"

The little boy sniffed and nodded quickly.

"Come on, hold Grandpa's hand, Grandpa will take you to find the bearded uncle."

The dean left the ward with the little boy.

Xu Yuan asked curiously, "Who is the bearded uncle?"

"It's called Neil. He used to be a patient in our hospital. After he was cured, he worked as a cleaner in the hospital. Because he has a lot of beards, little Jeffrey kept calling him Uncle Big Beard."

"Does the dean come to this ward often?"

"Well, little Jeffrey is a patient accepted by the dean himself, and he will come to see him whenever he has time, but little Jeffrey's condition has not improved."

Lilani sighed as she spoke, feeling depressed.

What medical workers hope in their hearts is always that the patient's condition will improve, rather than just treating but not seeing the curative effect for a long time.

The patients have all left with the dean, and there is nothing to see in the last ward.

"Doctor Xu, I'll go back to work first, call me if you need anything."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work."

Meeting with the patient in charge to understand the condition, this is the daily rigid work content of Xu Yuan, the attending physician.

It's still early to get off work, but the rest of the working hours are at his own disposal.

If you are a serious doctor, you should go through the medical records at this moment to get familiar with the conditions of your patients, look at the current treatment plan, and combine your professional knowledge to become an attending doctor. There is no room for improvement.

But, can Xu Yuan be a decent doctor?

The system only assigned him the status of an attending doctor, but did not give him the medical knowledge that an attending doctor should have.

But even Xu Yuan could tell that all the patients he was in charge of were in stable condition, and there was no urgent problem to be solved.

Apart from the occasional one or two sentences that can be included in the anthology of speeches by mental patients, there is not even a violent tendency.

In other words, Xu Yuan actually didn't have to do anything.

After all, if he doesn't do it, the patient's condition will not deteriorate.

But with his professional level seriously unworthy of the status of an attending doctor, if he insisted on doing something, it would be difficult to say that the patient's condition was stable or unstable.

Xu Yuan walked around the hospital first, and then returned to the office.

There is no gray fog that limits the player's range of activities.

Although the mission this time is a three-person cooperative mode, he is the only one in this hospital, and he doesn't know where the other two teammates are.

There is a teammate panel in the system, but only basic information.

[Wanqianhong (Lv7), current status: alive]

[Gu Yi (Lv6), current status: alive]

(End of this chapter)