Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 33 I can shoot!

Xu Yuan stepped back to a safe distance, admired his masterpiece, and said with a smile: "Is this wide oil enough to fully ripen the old pagoda tree?"

[It's not just fully cooked, it's all fully burnt! 】

[Compared to the anchor's wide oil, even Mr. Wang Gang can only feel inferior. 】

[It is known that one oil refill by Mr. Wang Gang is enough for me for one month, and one refill by the host is enough for Mr. Wang Gang for one month. Please ask the host for one refill, how long will it be enough for me? 】

[It won't take long, just blink of an eye, and you should be turned into carbon. 】

[Old pagoda tree speaks, old pagoda tree!How do you feel now?Are you moved?Is it cold?You'll be warm in no time! 】

[Old pagoda tree: I'm fucked!you***! @#￥……]

[Up to now, only the blogger's biography can save the old locust tree! 】

[Blogger biography?What's the meaning? 】

[Because bloggers are inflammable...]

Oil is ready.

Next is lighting.

Xu Yuan took out the PRB92 pistol that was finally useful again, and aimed at one of the liquefied gas tanks surrounded by cooking oil.

Be calm and calm.

There was no wobble in the arm.

Pull the trigger.

"boom--"

A wisp of blue smoke drifted from the muzzle of the gun, and the bullets fired perfectly missed the liquefied gas tank, hit the trunk of the old locust tree, and wiped off a small piece of bark.

"Huh, it missed? It's okay, there are still 11 bullets, and they can always be shot." Xu Yuan continued to shoot as if nothing had happened, without any embarrassment on his face.

Second shot, third shot, fourth shot.

They all missed.

"How much is your gun specialization?" Shen Xiaoyu couldn't help asking.

"E." Xu Yuan replied honestly, and shot the fifth shot by the way.

Bad luck, still missed the liquefied gas tank.

"My gun specialization is D, how about me?"

"Trust your teammate, I can hit it!"

"Why didn't I see you trust your teammates before? Don't tell me this, don't tell me that, it's all riddles!"

With the dungeon cleared in sight, Shen Xiaoyu's tense nerves also relaxed, and she was ready to tease Xu Yuan.

"..."

"Speak, why are you silent?"

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"Listen, let's see what you can say."

"I don't distrust you, I just don't trust your brain."

Shen Xiaoyu: "?!"

Is this what people say?

Shen Xiaoyu was so angry that he snatched Xu Yuan's pistol, and without aiming carefully, he casually fired a shot at the liquefied gas tank...

Hit the bullseye!

"Boom—"

The exploding liquefied gas tank detonated the surrounding edible oil barrels, and the other liquefied gas tank was naturally not spared, and the violently burning flame rose to a height of seven or eight meters in an instant.

So lucky, just hit it with a single shot?

Shen Xiaoyu was also very surprised, but deliberately did not show it, but snorted disdainfully, threw the gun back to Xu Yuan, and said.

"See? This is the gap!"

hum!Anyway, she is also a level 4 player, how can you let a level 2 rookie look down on you?This time it can be regarded as crushing you!

"Is this the difference between E-level and D-level?"

Xu Yuan's black pupils reflected the brilliant and fierce fire light, he murmured thoughtfully.

In less than a blink of an eye.

The raging flames had already devoured the bare roots of the old pagoda tree, and continued to spread upward along the trunk.

The fire is expanding further.

The life of the old locust tree is like a candle in the wind... er, or should I say "a tree in the fire"?Anyway, it has entered the countdown, and cannot avoid the fate of being eaten away by the flames.

at the same time.

The fruit of the locust tree under Miss Gui's feet also began to wither, and the crystal clear petals gradually withered.

Reveal the fair skin that a girl should have.

Shen Xiaoyu carefully took off her sports coat and put it on for Miss Gui. She is taller than Miss Gui, so she can cover up the places that should be covered.

There is no need to trigger the privacy protection mechanism of the horror live broadcast.

【Although Xiaoyu's brain is not very good, he is still very careful. 】

[I don't know for a while whether you are praising Xiaoyu or blackmailing Xiaoyu. 】

【No, can this be black?How many fan filters do you have to think that Xiaoyu is a smart person? 】

【Wait a minute, look at little brother Xu Yuan, why do you feel that he has a pity look on his face? What does this mean? 】

[Cut, what else can a man mean?It must be a "pity" that Shen Xiaoyu was too careful, causing him to lose a chance to see Miss Guanggui. 】

[Didn't he watch it before?He also said something righteously just to confirm whether he is Miss Gui, it seems that men are all the same...]

Shen Xiaoyu also noticed the pity that Xu Yuan wrote all over his face.

She frowned slightly, and her tone was slightly unkind: "What are you regretting?"

"It's a pity that Miss Gui has completely changed back. I thought she could retain some of her previous appearance."

"what?"

Shen Xiaoyu looked blank.

Did not understand.

Is there any pity about this?

"Don't you think Miss Gui's appearance just now has a unique sense of beauty?"

"The graceful curves of the human body are combined with the tree body that symbolizes nature, which is unexpectedly harmonious!"

"In this era when beautiful skins are all the same, isn't it a pity that such an unconventional beauty is so fleeting and disappears?"

Faced with Xu Yuan's uncharacteristic behavior, he actively explained his thoughts with great interest.

Shen Xiaoyu was not at all happy.

instead.

Silently took a step back.

Her head might not be bright, but what's wrong with this guy's head designation!

[Although I also think that beauty should not have only one form, but brother Xu Yuan, isn't this too... unique? 】

[Who said just now that men are all the same?I want to clarify here, I admit that I am cheap and greedy, but I can't be like Xu Yuan! 】

[Does anyone still remember that when Xiaoyu used the lantern to find Miss Gui before, Xiaoyu's horror level broke [-], and then Xu Yuan went up, not only did he not increase his horror value, but he also found it novel and exciting. 】

[This little brother's aesthetic, the designation is a bit abnormal...]

Shen Xiaoyu was already thinking about whether he could know the truth about Yongning's apartment by asking the old Taoist priest, and completed the main task, but suddenly heard a sound.

"careful!"

It was the voice of an old Taoist priest.

But this time it didn't sound in my head, it was heard by my ears.

The spell that the old Taoist priest used to suppress the old pagoda tree had a big limitation. During the use, his body must remain motionless.

Not even moving your mouth.

If it moves, the spell will be broken.

So the old Taoist used to communicate with Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu through voice transmission that didn't need to move his mouth, and he could only let them rescue Miss Gui.

Now the old Taoist opens his mouth to speak, because the spell has been burned out.

No longer restricted.

But it also means...

The old locust tree is out of trouble!

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