Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 28
[I... cheated on the exam? 】

[Qianli Transsion’s setting should be that you tell others, not others. If you use this to cheat on exams, you can only help others to cheat. 】

[Who said that cheating requires a high score?I was babbling wildly in other people's ears, and kept saying wrong answers. I don't believe that other people who took the exam at the same place as me would not doubt life and perform abnormally! 】

[They failed the exam, doesn't that mean I passed the exam? 】

【…】

[From this string of ellipses, I can see that this old man's mentality has changed. 】

[Brother: Although I think what you said is wrong, I am speechless. 】

[I couldn't laugh on the spot, you are way more outrageous than my little brother's phone bill...]

……

A small grass grows in the crack of the wall, which can make sentimental people feel the greatness of life, but if a branch grows in the wall, most of the people who live in the wall will jump to their feet and scold their mothers.

The current situation of Yongning Apartment is like this.

The walls are cracked everywhere, and there are wildly growing branches everywhere.

It's just that the tenants living here no longer have the opportunity to scold their mothers, because saplings and flowers have all grown in their mouths.

However, no matter whether it is the branch or the monster blooming in its mouth, they have stopped active at this time, and have fallen into a subtle static state.It seems that in the deep winter of lack of nutrients, I have to hibernate and wait for recovery.

The source of these changes is the big locust tree in the central open-air area of ​​Yongning Apartment.

The canopy covered the sky and the sun, and in the shadow cast by it sat cross-legged an old man with only one arm.He closed his eyes and pondered, twisting a slow-burning charm in his hand, suppressing the big locust tree so that it could not make trouble.

"Brother Zhou, here we come!"

Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu also came under the big locust tree.

"Tell me, what should we do to rescue Miss Gui?"

A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and so are ghosts.

Miss Gui is not human, she doesn't even have a face, but she is a good ghost.

Although she concealed the truth and couldn't piece together the truth, one thing is undeniable, she really wanted to protect Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu from the big locust tree.

Even if she was taken away by the branch of the big locust tree, she did not forget to open up a way out for Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu at the critical moment.

If Miss Gui hadn't caused damage to the floor first, Shen Xiaoyu wouldn't have been able to smash the floor down with a single blow of the hammer.After all, she is only a level 4 player, and she doesn't have props or skills to increase her strength.

So to save Miss Gui, Shen Xiaoyu came here with a duty-bound mentality, and Xu Yuan was similar, but he thought more about it.

Rescuing Miss Gui should increase the clearance score, right?
The one-armed old Taoist didn't open his eyes, but his voice sounded in the minds of Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu again: "Did you see the fruit on the big locust tree?"

The fruit of a normal locust tree hangs on the branches in clusters, and there are several in each cluster.

However, the hundreds of fruits produced by the big locust tree in front of me are quite different from normal locust tree fruits, and the shape is similar to an enlarged version of hollow bean pods.

One by one, they are hung on the branches alone, and the length of each is about two meters, which is more than enough for a person to lie in it.

Xu Yuan was surprised: "Brother Zhou, you won't tell us that Miss Gui is in one of the fruits and ask us to pick it?"

The big locust tree is at least 40 meters high.

Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu didn't have the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground.

Let them climb up the big locust tree, find Miss Gui among the hundreds of fruits, and pick the fruit that hides Miss Gui.

This is completely embarrassing them, a horror game player who is only level 2 and only level 4.

Players are not social animals, how can they make such a fuss?

However, the old Taoist is not an unscrupulous boss who only cares about making demands, regardless of whether the social animals can complete them.

"Yes, thank you for your hard work, little friend."

Two talisman papers flew out of the old Taoist's cuffs and landed in the hands of Xu Yuan and Shen Xiaoyu respectively.

[Name: Wind Flying Talisman]

【Quality: Excellent】

[Bring out a copy: yes]

[Description ([-]): The spell made by a Taoist master can be activated with only a ray of thought, even ordinary people bathed in the brilliance of materialism can use it smoothly. 】

[Description ([-]): In case you encounter a situation that is difficult to activate, please hold the spell in your hand and say in your heart: I want to fly higher, fly higher. 】

[Description ([-]): If silent reciting doesn’t work, just say it, if it doesn’t work, change it to singing! 】

[Effect: It's called Yufeng Feitian Talisman, what else can it do?It should be noted that the power contained in the spell is limited.During the flight, the higher the altitude, the faster the speed and the greater the consumption. Please return to a safe altitude before the spell expires.For the specific expiration time, please refer to the burning status of the spell. 】

[Remarks: Don't be delusional. Ordinary copiers can't copy spells. Even if the ink and rune paper are made of the same material, they still lack the key aura. 】

Although the Yufeng Feitian Talisman is an indispensable one-time consumable to complete the task process, but it can bring out a copy!
Xu Yuan's eyes lit up, and he said immediately.

"Brother Zhou, is one talisman enough for this person? If we find Miss Gui on it, and the talisman can't last, wouldn't there be a big problem?"

The old Taoist may have thought about it for a while, and felt that what Xu Yuan said was reasonable, so two more Wind Flying Amulets flew out of his cuffs, changing from one for each person to two for each person.

Xu Yuan adhered to the good policy of the more the better, and continued to fight for it.

"Two cards for one person, I still feel a little uneasy... Well, how about three cards? Of course, it would be even better if there were four cards."

"Five cards are not too many, six cards are more confident!"

[Is this... plucking wool? 】

[It's the first time I've seen a genius who plucks NPC wool in a horror game. 】

[Fuck, how dare he do this? 】

[Other anchors are cautious when dealing with NPCs, for fear of arousing the disgust of NPCs and making it more difficult to pass the dungeon. Xu Yuan is good here. 】

[Anchor: Players' business, can it be considered wool?I'm just getting props for a reasonable reason. 】

[Not to mention, since the old Taoist priest wants to save Miss Gui, he can only rely on Xu Yuan and the others now. Even if it turns out that Xu Yuan is trying to take advantage of him, he can only suffer a loss. 】

[He is good or bad, I like it so much! 】

[It’s not bad, Xu Yuan just wants to get some NPC spells. There are many more horrible things than this in horror games, but his operation, ordinary people really dare not. 】

[Well... Although the explanation is silly, but when I saw your serious barrage, I still couldn't help explaining, "You are good or bad, I like it very much." This is just a meme, not really saying that the anchor is bad ...]

(End of this chapter)