Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 2 The Axe
"...Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen."

Xu Yuan is counting the number of zombies that can be seen on the surveillance screen.

There are seventeen in total.

Considering the dead angle of the surveillance screen, it is conservatively estimated that there are more than [-] zombies on this route.

Even if Xu Yuan, who had never touched a gun before, was so lucky that he shot headshots with every gun, it would not be realistic to try to kill him with this pistol with only seven bullets left.

"Ho... ho ho..."

Suddenly, the body of the security guard twitched, and a strange sound came out of the mouth holding the barrel of the pistol, as if holding a sip of water and exhaling heavily through his mouth.

However, what sprayed out of the corpse's mouth was not water, but viscous blood.

Then it was like being connected to an electric current, and I started to twitch all over.

Obviously, the brain as the control center has been completely silent, but the muscle tissue that is accumulating strength suddenly tenses up as if it has received a signal.

The body of the security guard is about to "live"!

next moment.

Xu Yuan picked up the fire axe and split up the body of the security guard neatly.

【Name: Bloody Fire Ax】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Plot related: no]

[Bring out a copy: yes]

[Remarks: Let us guess, are the bloodstains that have dried up on the blade of the ax all from zombies? 】

"Boom-"

The head flew out, drew a beautiful parabola, hit the wall leaving a pool of blood, and then fell to the ground, rolling around a few times.

It was beyond Xu Yuan's expectation that he could transform into a dead body with a headshot, but what happened next shocked him even more.

The head was gone, but the headless corpse did not go limp, but stood up suddenly, and the tense muscles of the whole body seemed to be gathering strength for this moment, and suddenly rushed towards Xu Yuan.

Just fluttered.

【The attack of the headless zombies startled you, so you had fear, your feet and heart shared your fear, and now they become more terrifying. 】

[Small increase in stamina, and small increase in leg strength. 】

How many times can a person be scared from childhood to conference?

Xu Yuan didn't count them either, but his body has eaten his fear since he was a child, and he has already surpassed the scope of normal people.

Although the headless zombie's pounce was unexpected, Xu Yuan easily dodged it by relying on his unreasonable physical fitness, and then did not give the headless zombie a second chance.

Hand up, ax down.

Stronger than a sharp axe blade, it was poured with enough strength to slash through flesh and blood brutally, shattered ribs and shattered spine, and started from the side with a horizontal slash!

The lower half of the body fell to the ground motionless.

But first without the head, and now with the loss of both legs, only the torso and a pair of hands are left. The security zombie has not yet been freed from the curse of immortality!
Crawling on the ground with both hands, they also wanted to crawl towards Xu Yuan.

Xu Yuan just has no fear, but he also has his own temper. How can he be polite to zombies?The two axes struck down, and the zombie's two hands were also removed.

Only a bare torso remained, completely incapacitated.

but.

Still not dead!The muscles are still working!

[Fuck, fuck, the zombies aren't dead yet? 】

[If you can't die with a headshot, you can't be called a zombie anymore! 】

[A horror game is not a game. It is a real and weird world. It may have similarities with some works in our world, but don't confuse the two. 】

[I am the only one who thinks that this cute new anchor named Xu Yuan, who just dodged the culling of zombies and cut the zombies with his backhand with an axe, is so smooth and smooth, is he so handsome? 】

[I noticed it too!His reaction and speed just now were so fast. If it was me, I would have been bitten by a zombie. 】

【Uh, although I can understand what you mean, but this is a headless zombie, why bite you? 】

Xu Yuan squatted in front of the torso of the "alive" zombie. It was obviously not a mummy, but the cross-section did not shed much blood uncharacteristically.

head, hands, feet.

After detaching from the body, it has lost its activity. Obviously, the secret of the zombie's immortality is hidden in the torso, but what could it be?

Xu Yuan thought of a way to narrow the scope.

Split the body in half again.

See which half can remain active, at least the range of the other half can be ruled out.

leftover.

Continue to split, continue to exclude.

Repeat several times, you can always find the key position, right?
It can't be divided into minced meat at the end, and "half" can still remain active, right?If this is the case, Xu Yuan will also admit it, and he will acquiesce that this zombie cannot be killed.

However, this is just a stupid method similar to exhaustion. Xu Yuan intends to try another organ in the human body that is second only to the brain in importance, and can even be compared with it.

heart.

Xu Yuan smashed the fire ax into the heart of the security zombie.

With one ax to the end, he was heartbroken.

"Pfft-"

Fresh, warm blood spurted from the wound, not sticky at all, not like blood from a dead body at all.

It's just that the color of this blood is oil-like black

After soaring black blood, the body of the security zombie trembled for a moment, as if it had exhausted its last vitality, and then fell silent forever.

Muscle tissue has been completely relaxed.

[Appeared, it is the oil blood specially provided by our Xiaguo river crab! 】

【Shock!Xia Guo seems to be ahead of the world in mastering the horror game. The first thing they did was to urgently release a patch for the physical and mental health and energy problems of children all over the world, replacing blood with oil. 】

【You guys are enough!Shouldn't the point be that the zombie's weakness is not the head but the heart? 】

[Dismembering the zombie, I feel a little sick to my stomach, how did he manage to keep his expression on?Is this really a rookie anchor? 】

[Finally someone mentioned this!It is normal for other Mengxins to be scared and yell. When encountering bloody scenes, they basically turn pale and even vomit directly!But this Xu Yuan, he has not shown any discomfort until now, he is so calm that I am a little scared! 】

[If his horror value can be shown now, I seriously doubt it will be in single digits...]

Scary value is a very important data in horror games.

The higher the number, the more dangerous it is.

If it reaches 100, it means that the player's mind has collapsed and gone crazy.

However, the horror value is displayed in the attribute panel, and the attribute panel can only be unlocked after clearing the novice copy, so Xu Yuan's horror value is currently hidden, and there is no way to know it.

Xu Yuan was examining the body of the security guard.

One is to finally confirm that this corpse will no longer "live", and the other is to find out if there is anything that can be used.

Like, pistol bullets?
"Hey, there's something in this pocket."

Xu Yuan noticed some bulges in the pockets of the security jacket, and reached out to look through them, but what he turned out was not bullets, but a portable diary that seemed to have been soaked in blood.

(End of this chapter)