My master is invincible

Chapter 984 Colorful Coffin (107)

You Tianming stared at me for a while, and didn't answer my question directly, but asked me thoughtfully: "Brother Nine, have you ever done someone a big favor?"

I didn’t understand what he meant. Doing what we do is also considered doing good deeds. If we really want to count it, any funeral we take over can be regarded as a great favor to the Lord’s family. I asked him, “Where did you say that?”

He pondered slightly, and said: "I heard the master said about the three ghosts."

I looked happy, and asked him quickly: "What are the three ghost sounds?"

He said: "I heard from the master that after death, a person will leave a breath of turbid air. In the eyes of Taoists, this turbid air is called Yin Qi. It is said that it does not dissipate for a long time, and it will cause the body to become stiff. Over time, it will become The zombies shown on TV, however, in the eyes of some metaphysicians, have a different understanding of this foul breath. Take the master as an example. His old man said that everything in the world has yang and yin, and where there is hatred, there must be kindness. And this turbid breath will evolve into en or chou according to the wish of the deceased.

"And then?" I asked half-knowledge.

"I'm guessing that the three ghosts may have evolved from that kind of turbidity. Judging from the current situation, that turbidity should have evolved into a sloppy breath. I want to repay you. As for the price of the three ghosts, it's a little bit expensive." Big."

As he spoke, he looked at me and didn't speak.

I was anxious and asked how old he was.

He said word by word: "The soul flies away!"

Upon hearing this, I stepped back a few steps, and I couldn't help thinking of a figure, Song Qianxi!
When I thought of Song Qianxi, I was completely dazed. No wonder I thought that voice was a little familiar, but I couldn't remember it. Now that I think about it, that voice should be Song Qianxi.

Seeing that I didn't speak, You Tianming asked me: "Brother Jiu, do you remember?"

I turned pale, nodded, and didn't speak. I looked at the dead with both eyes, and felt very bitter in my heart. If You Tianming's words were the truth, then all of this would be easy to explain. Earlier, I wanted to lure You Shusong to commit suicide, but was killed by a mysterious The 'hand' covered my mouth, so I didn't make a mistake.

And then there was the scene in front of me, that is to say, Song Qianxi avenged me, and the price was that she lost her soul.

As soon as this thought flashed through, I felt extremely uncomfortable. I did nothing for her, and I did nothing for her, but she...

It is said that biaozi are ruthless and opera actors are ruthless.

However, Song Qianxi was forced to do that job out of helplessness, but the actions she showed were affectionate and righteous.

Compared with those gentlemen in suits and leather shoes, everything is silent.

Perhaps as the old scholar said, everything has two sides, there is a good side, and there is a bad side at the same time, no matter whether you are born poor or rich, or the industry you work in is noble or humble, and ultimately a person is always good or bad, It is not the rich background, nor the nobility of the industry, but the character.

My feet were weak and I almost fell down. Then You Tianming grabbed me and said softly: "Brother Jiu, if the three ghost sounds were really made by the benefactor, the matter is not as bad as we imagined, and it can even be said , may be a good thing."

I hummed without saying a word, and stretched out my hand to touch the dead man. I don't know if it was eye pain, or what happened, a warm current flowed out from the corner of the eye.

Just when my arm was about to touch the deceased, suddenly, the corpse softened as if it had been sucked out by something.

It fell to the ground with a 'bang'.

As the body fell to the ground, the surface of You Shusong's body froze at a speed visible to the naked eye. In less than 3 minutes, that You Shusong had become an iceman.

Seeing all this, I didn't feel the slightest pleasure after revenge. On the contrary, I felt a sense of guilt.

"Song Qianxi!" I muttered, my feet went limp, I knelt down, and kowtowed heavily at the deceased a few times.

When You Tianming saw my movement, he also knelt down, and Chen Erbei did the same. The three of us just knelt down in front of the dead.

I don't know how long it took, but I knew that my feet were numb and my whole body was extremely tired. I said to You Tianming, "Tianming, how many people are there in your suona team?"

"13 people!" He looked at me suspiciously.

"Can you get some more people over here?" I said.

He thought for a while and said, "You can go to other towns and call some people over, probably about 50 people!"

I hummed, and said softly: "Call all the suona craftsmen."

"Why?" He didn't seem to understand what I meant.

"Tomorrow, I'm going to do something special!"

After saying this, I stood up, raised my head and glanced at the sky, feeling as if I had knocked over a bottle of five flavors in my heart, full of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty.

"Okay!" He nodded, stood up, and said, "Ninth brother, I'll go to the contact person first, when will I need it tomorrow?"

"I want it now, the sooner the better, I don't want this hall to be deserted, I'm afraid that once the hall is deserted, I'll be ashamed of Song Qianxi's dying wish, and even more afraid of chilling her heart!"

When I said this, I kept thinking about Song Xixi's order before she died. She said that she hoped that I would hold a grand funeral for her father.

Now that things have come to this, I see that there is nothing I can do to repay her except to get the funeral done.

"Okay!" After You Shusong finished speaking, he walked outside, probably on the phone.

After he left, I faced two problems, one was You Shusong's body, and the other was the colorful coffin in the main room.

This first problem is easy to solve, just find a bed and wrap it in a mat, and throw it in the barren mountains.But, as the Eight Immortals, if I really do this, I'm afraid it will attract people's attention. Fortunately, You Shusong is from Xiahe Village, not far from Shanghe Village, so I have to report a letter to the people of Xiahe Village and let them come to pick it up. corpse.

Considering my father's expression when he mentioned the ghost three times, I didn't dare to let them pick up the corpse rashly. I planned to deal with it first and then hand it over to them.

As for the second question, I am thinking about the ghost flowers. Only by finding out the ghost flowers first and eliminating them can the whole funeral go smoothly.

For a while, I stood there in a daze, planning to get rid of You Shusong's body first, took out my mobile phone and called the village head of Xiahe Village, and then led Chen Erbei to find some yellow paper, candles, ingots, rooster, hemp Rope and black dog blood.

After preparing these things, I first burned You Shusong's body with an open flame, and found that the ice on the surface of the body seemed not afraid of fire.

In desperation, I symbolically burned some yellow paper, candles, and ingots in front of the corpse, then tied it to the corpse with a hemp rope soaked in the blood of a black dog, and finally killed a rooster.
After finishing all this, the time was eight o'clock in the evening, and the village head of Xiahe Village happened to lead eight or nine villagers over. I briefly explained to him the cause of You Shusong's death, and told them to try to avoid the dead body when carrying the body. Take the small road, don't take the big road.

After ordering all this, they thanked me, carried You Shusong's body and prepared to return to the village.

I thought You Shusong's body was carried back like this, but what I didn't expect was that a group of wild dogs appeared out of nowhere when I was carrying it halfway, and gnawed You Shusong's body cleanly. Not even a bone scum was left.

When the village head of Xiahe Village told me about this, his face was full of disbelief. Even now, I can still clearly remember his expression.

I once asked him why he didn't drive those wild dogs away.

He said that the group of wild dogs rushed towards them like crazy. The strange thing is that the group of wild dogs did not hurt them, but bit You Shusong's body and ran away after pulling it.

Of course, these are what the village head of Xiahe Village told me later. At that time, I watched You Shusong being carried away by them, and without thinking much, I led Chen Erbei to the hall, intending to look for ghost flowers.

(End of this chapter)