My master is invincible

Chapter 972 Colorful Coffin (95)

When I heard You Tianming's words, I was very depressed, so I asked him: "Are you sure Duan always said that?"

He nodded and said, "Master did say that at the time, Brother Nine, you should watch it for yourself! I don't want to mess around with the disabled."

I smiled wryly, and didn't want to ask any more, mainly because I was afraid that he would say something to hurt me. After all, this funeral is very important to me. If I was beaten to pieces by him, I would lose my confidence.

In this way, during the whole funeral, I couldn't concentrate on the funeral at all, I would only be afraid of wolves and tigers.

At that moment, I gave up on him, and started to prepare to trouble the Eight Immortals, while You Tianming walked towards the side of the main room, and stopped talking.

Afterwards, I asked Yang Yan to find a small Eight Immortals table and put it at the end of the colorful coffin, and I asked Li Jiangang to get some sacrificial offerings.

Then Li Jiangang asked me, there is an altar in front of the coffin, why do you still have an altar behind?

I told him that the altar at the front of the coffin was for the deceased, while the altar at the back was for the eight gods including Lu Dongbin.

After finishing the altar, it was already [-] o'clock in the afternoon. I looked at the sky, and it was already dark. Many villagers turned on the lights, and the whole Shanghe Village looked very quiet. There were occasional noises, which were the crying of some children in the village. Voice.

"Ninth Brother, how do you plan to use the Dark Eight Immortals to destroy evil spirits?" Yang Yan walked up to me.

I smiled and explained: "I can't say how to break it! I can only pray to the eight gods to bring down their luck and suppress the last two evil spirits of this colorful coffin."

After saying this, my complexion changed drastically, and there was a buzzing sound in my head, as if it was about to explode. Gradually, a strong uneasiness rose in my heart, and I realized carefully that it was the intention of death. I had a premonition that I was about to die.

This discovery stunned me. I remember that before Song Qianxi died, she told me that she could feel that she was going to die soon.

And now this feeling appears to me, could it be that I am dying too?
This thought flashed through me, and I didn't dare to hesitate at all. First, I counted the birthday horoscopes of the eight gods including Lu Dongbin, and found that people who belong to the three zodiac signs of monkey, rooster, and dragon were in conflict with the horoscopes of the eight gods. However, if these three zodiac signs appear in the main room, the eight paper figurines will lose their mana.

So, I quickly yelled at them, "Those whose zodiac signs are monkey, rooster, and dragon go out."

As soon as these words came out, You Tianming, Chen Erbei, and the second and third of the four Fengtiao Yushun brothers stood up.

I talked to them in general, and let them go outside the main room, and let them guard at the door, so as not to allow anyone to enter indiscriminately.

Since the next matter was related to Posha, I didn't dare to be careless, so I closed the main room door, and told You Tianming and the others again and again, no matter who appeared at the main room door, don't let them in.

Then You Tianming agreed, saying yes, not to mention people, even mosquitoes would not be let in.

Seeing this, I took a deep breath and closed the door, only me, Yang Yan, Li Jiangang, and the eldest and fourth child among the four brothers Feng Tiao Yushun were left in the main room.

"Brother Jiu, what are you going to do next?" Yang Yan said as he turned on the light bulb in the main room, making the whole room extraordinarily bright, like a blue sky and white sun.

What I didn't expect was that as soon as I turned on the light bulb, the feeling in my heart became stronger and stronger, and I even felt that I would die within an hour.

It would be a lie to say that I was not in a hurry. I was also panicked at the time, so I asked Yang Yan to stand next to me with a knife of yellow paper, and asked the boss and the third child to stand in front of the coffin with a fragrance, and a candle in the other. Stand at the end of the coffin.

After making all these preparations, my mind became a little heavy, as if a few kilograms of iron were placed on the top of my head, which made my whole spirit look particularly atrophied.

Then Yang Yan seemed to notice something was wrong with my spirit, and asked me: "Ninth Brother, are you alright?"

I gave it up without saying a word, and walked straight to the front of the coffin. First I lit some yellow paper, scented the heaven and the earth, and then I burned some yellow paper in front of the altar, and shouted loudly: "My Chen Jiu, I am HUN Shengheng." People from Aozi Village, Dongxing Town, Nanxian County, were ordered by God to inherit the will of the coffin bearer. Who would have expected to meet the colorful coffin that had disappeared for many years. Therefore, my Chen Jiu ventured to open it on the ground and burn incense to pray to God."

After saying this, I lit nine pillars of incense, three pillars were inserted inside the main door, three pillars were inserted on the left side of the coffin, and the last three pillars of fragrance were inserted on the altar in the hall.

After inserting the nine pillars of fragrance, I went back to the altar, shook my clothes, knelt down in front of the altar, and said in a deep voice, "Bai Mo, Mr. Shanhe Geography, Mr. Yang Jiopin, Nine Heavens Xuannv, 72 Spirit Gods, All the gentlemen and sages are responding to thousands of calls, all calling all spirits, gathering the spirit of the gods in the main room, converging the power of the gods on the altar, and asking for the mercy of the gods to the boundary of Shanghe Village. "

After I finished speaking, I kowtowed three times in each of the four directions of southeast, northwest, and then burned some yellow paper, incense, and candles.

During the burning of these things, Yang Yan wanted to speak several times, but I stopped him with my eyes.

After burning the yellow paper and other things, I stood up, looking very weak, and almost fell several times, but fortunately, I reacted quickly, grabbed the altar, and managed to stabilize myself.

And what I did just now has nothing to do with those eight paper figurines, I just simply asked the gods to bless the dead.After all, it is inevitable that Lu Dongbin and other eight gods will be invited to break the evil, which will inevitably have some impact on the afterlife of the deceased.

To put it bluntly, generally the Eight Immortals or Taoist priests can use some special methods to break the evil spirits in general funerals. It is rare to ask the gods to break the evil spirits. The reason is that the legendary gods have too strong yang energy and can easily hurt the body of the deceased. The ghost, once the ghost is damaged, will inevitably affect the afterlife of the deceased.

That's why I asked these gods to bless the dead, which can be regarded as an explanation to the dead.

After waiting for about 3 minutes, I don't know if those gods were invited by me, but I knew that the atmosphere in the main room seemed to be a lot lighter, especially the pattern on the colorful coffin, which dimmed a lot at this moment.

When I saw this situation, I suppressed the dizziness in my heart, patted my temples vigorously, and said sharply: "Yin and Yang are separated, Ming and Ming are separated, separated for several years, long-term lovesickness, it is difficult to get together, now Yin and Yang are separated, all demons and ghosts Get back quickly."

I said this to some lonely ghosts in the main room.

When the voice fell to the ground, the atmosphere in the main room became more relaxed. I could even feel that the air in the main room was extraordinarily fresh, just like the woods after the rain.

To be honest, I didn’t expect that such a change would happen in the main room after just some simple prayers, which made me feel a little relieved. I was about to walk towards the end of the coffin when suddenly, I heard a voice coming from inside the coffin. There was a bang, and the sound was extremely sharp and piercing.

Turning my head and looking, I was stunned, and found that the pattern on the colorful coffin had... There was a trace of flame, which seemed to be burning.

Mad, what's going on, why did the pattern burn out of nowhere, isn't it really hurting me?

In an instant, I felt as if I had been struck by lightning, and I shouted at Yang Yan, "Quick, kneel down!"

(End of this chapter)