My master is invincible

Chapter 969 Colorful Coffin (92)

With this in mind, without any hesitation, I immediately started to get busy. First, I found some blank paper in the main room, planning to start messing with the Dark Eight Immortals.

Since the Dark Eight Immortals needed painstaking efforts this time, I dared not be sloppy, so I cleared a small space in front of the altar, spread white paper on the table, cut it into eight small pieces, then found a rooster, and planned to get some chicken Blood.

To extract chicken blood, we can’t do what we usually do. You have to kill the cock on the coffin, and you can’t use a sharp object to separate the cock’s throat and other places. In the words of our Eight Immortals, this kind of cock can’t touch sharp objects, it will attract mold transport.

After I found the rooster, I held up the rooster to worship the gods, and said some good things in my mouth. Finally, I held the rooster in one hand and three pillars of fragrance in the other. I grabbed the rooster's feet and threw it onto the colorful coffin. .

The strange thing is that the cock is like a dead chicken. No matter how I throw it, the cock is silent, which makes me even puzzled.

Under normal circumstances, let alone throwing a rooster, even if someone catches it, the cock will cluck and scream.

Mad, to hell.

I cursed secretly, tightened the rooster in my hand, pumped up my breath, and fell on the colorful coffin. The result was exactly the same as before. Still haven't spoken.

Seeing this weird phenomenon, I was in a state of agitation. I always felt that there was something wrong with this cock, but considering that I was in a hurry to get blood, I didn't think much about it, so I took the rooster and threw it on the colorful coffin Seventeen or eight strokes, the chicken blood trickled down like the Yellow River.

Seeing this, I suppressed the doubts in my heart, took half a bowl of chicken blood, and took a closer look at the cock, and found that the head of the cock had been smashed by me, and even the corns had been stained with chicken blood. Get flushed.

After taking the chicken blood, I thought the rooster was dead, so I put it under the altar.How could I know, as soon as I put it down, the cock stood up with a jerk, and jumped over me. What I couldn't understand was that the cock seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, and it ran towards me desperately. .

I was a little confused, so I picked up a handful of Qingxiang and threw it at the cock.

This action didn't seem to stop the cock, on the contrary, it annoyed the cock, and it flew towards me with a slight rub.

Matt, what's going on?

I cursed angrily, and prepared to fight that cock.

At this moment, I only heard a bang, and I turned my head to look, and I was stunned. For some reason, the multicolored coffin fell to the ground in a daze, and the two long wooden benches under the multicolored coffin were crushed into pieces. sawdust.

As the sound sounded, the cock stopped suddenly and fell right at my feet.

When I discovered this situation, I frowned. What the hell is going on? Why did the colorful coffin suddenly collapse?You must know that the two long wooden benches below are quite strong. If it is not beyond a certain capacity, the colorful coffin will never collapse.

However, the fact is that the colorful coffin actually collapsed, that is to say, the colorful coffin became heavier.

As soon as I thought about it, I didn't care about messing with the Dark Eight Immortals, so I hurriedly walked over to the colorful coffin, and before I got to the edge of the coffin, I smelled a burning smell.

"Not good!" I yelled, Ma De, if I guessed correctly, there is a longevity lamp under the colorful coffin, and now the colorful coffin has collapsed, and the coffin is reversed, it should be burning.

I'm in a hurry, if this is the case, don't worry, the funeral has not been done yet, the body was burned clean by a fire.

At that moment, I grabbed the coffin and was about to turn it over. To my dismay, the coffin was extremely heavy. It was impossible to even move it, let alone turning it over.

What to do, what to do, according to this situation, the corpse will definitely be burned by the fire.

Without any hesitation, I ran to the door of the main room and shouted at the top of my voice, "It's not good, the coffin is going to be burned, everyone come and help."

As soon as I said this, I didn't get any response. Even if someone heard my voice, they just glanced at me indifferently and didn't come to help.

This made me have the urge to curse people. What kind of broken village is this? There is no human touch. No matter which village you are in, as long as the coffin is about to be burned, you will definitely come to help, and the villagers of Shanghe Village chose to ignore my words. .

I got angry and yelled cursingly. I didn't want to beg them anymore, so I focused on Song Guangming and the others. After all, they were the deceased's brothers, so they should come to help.

So, I yelled a few words in the direction of Song Guangming's house.

After a while, the door of Song Guangming's room opened, and it was Song Guangming who came out. I yelled, "Uncle, it's not good. The colorful coffin is about to burn. Call a few people to help."

He raised his head and glanced at me slightly, gave a faint oh, and closed the door.

Made, I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart anymore, and cursed, "Fuck, you're being cruel."

After cursing this, I sighed deeply, asking for others is better than asking for myself, so I took out my mobile phone and called the four Fengtiaoyushun brothers. To my disappointment, they happened to be in the village where You Tianming was, and they would not be able to come back for a while.

This made some mistakes, turned around and returned to the main room, and moved the coffin tentatively again, but as before, it didn't move at all, but the burning smell inside the coffin became stronger and stronger.

I am anxious, really anxious, I have always advocated burial, and now the body of the deceased is in the coffin, according to this situation, the body will be burned in nine out of ten, this is equivalent to another kind of cremation, I absolutely do not Allow this to happen.

I thought about pouring a few buckets of water directly, but, thinking of the ferocity of the colorful coffin, I dare not do it at all. You know, water is yin, if it is really poured on it, it will only make the colorful coffin more fierce , and even turn the dead in the coffin into corpses.

Ma De, can you just watch the corpse being burned?

I stood there, not knowing how to deal with the situation.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, as if I had an idea. When I was studying, the teacher said that the flame will automatically go out when there is no air.

It was this thought that gave me a clue. I lowered my head and looked around the colorful coffin, and found that the inside of the hall is fairly flat, but there are a few places that are slightly raised. When I lie on the ground, I can vaguely see the inside of the coffin. flames.

When I found this situation, I found some yellow paper, crumpled it up, and blocked the protruding part where the coffin touched the ground with yellow paper.

It took about three to four minutes, and there was no gap where the entire colorful coffin was in contact with the ground.

(End of this chapter)