My master is invincible

Chapter 940 Colorful Coffin (63)

"Good job!" Kong San and the others yelled, and the speed at hand couldn't help but speed up a little.

Just like that, a group of eight of us kept shoveling and throwing mud, filling up the tomb with a depth of six or seven meters before the sun fully came out.

As soon as the tomb was filled, I gave each of them a cigarette and lighted it up for them one by one, so I should be thanking them.After all, I feel a little sorry for letting them come to fill the grave in the middle of the night.

"Ninth brother, what do we do next!" Nalang Gao took a deep breath of his cigarette and asked me.

"Wait for the sacrifice." I replied.

Maybe it was because I didn't sleep all night. I was very tired. I was about to sit down and rest for a while when I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Kong San's wife. More than a dozen items are sacrifices.

When I saw her, I smiled wryly. It seemed that I had no time to rest. I stood up, walked towards her, and asked, "Have you bought all the things?"

"It's all here, it's all here!"

As she spoke, she handed over the things in her hand.

I took the things and saw that they were all sacrifices that I usually use, so I said thank you to her and started to arrange to build the altar.

Since we made a small altar when we dug the tomb, the altar was easy to get. It took about 10 minutes to get a medium-sized altar with three animals, apples, and pastries on it. , sugar cubes, and in the middle there is a tablet of the Lord of the Land.

It is worth mentioning that this tablet of Land Lord is not newly bought, but invited from Kongsan Village. According to the rules, a new one should be bought. However, considering that time does not allow, I invited one The land master came here, one can save time, and the other is that the land master invited has aura, so he can have a better look at the tomb.

After finishing this, I lighted three pillars of fragrance and put them in front of the land master's tablet, and said a long series of good things, basically, I feel sorry for disturbing the old man, and in order to express my apology, I sent yellow paper twenty knives afterwards.

Some things are hard to believe.

Just after I said this to the tablet of the Lord of the Land, I don’t know if there is something wrong with my body’s sense of touch, or what’s going on, but I feel that my body is very comfortable, especially the position of my arms, which is warm, as if being warmed by something. Things are generally packaged, but extraordinarily weird.

As soon as I felt this change, I looked happy and started to work on the ceremony.

This ceremony is fairly simple, all you need is to sincerely offer sacrifices to the heavens and the earth to the gods. As the owner of the Eight Immortals Palace, no matter what funerals I do, I have always been more sincere, so this time is no exception.

According to the rules, before performing this kind of sacrifice, the Eight Immortals must first cleanse their bodies. Of course, this cleansing refers to washing the body, not some kind of cleansing.

So, I let Xiang Shuiqin and Kong San's daughter-in-law leave first, and then jumped into the reservoir to take a bath. Because the temperature was not too high during the Ching Ming Festival, and because it was early in the morning, the water temperature was extremely low, and I was freezing. His teeth chattered, and his face turned pale.

Sometimes I really want to say that it is not easy to be an Eight Immortal, especially in winter, if there is an emergency, even if there is ice water nearby, you have to jump in and take a bath. .

It took about a few minutes to do a simple wash, put on the clothes, and drip three drops of water on the collar. These three drops of water mean cleaning in our circle. After all, we eight immortals usually go out It's because of this set of clothes, so it's impossible to take a few clothes with you. That's why it's said that three drops of water dripped on the collar.

After finishing this, I went to the altar, first bowed to the east, then bowed to the west, and finally took three pillars of incense and inserted them at a position of [-] meters above the altar. This position was the edge of the previous tomb. From this moment on, the land here will change owners again.

It looks complicated, but in fact, this fragrance is the format of the current mobile phone.

After inserting the fragrance, I stared blankly, looked straight ahead, and chanted: "Respect the sky and love the earth, the land is vast and extensive, and cannot be respected everywhere. Therefore, disciple Chen Jiu, bravely respect the land of Qiping Town." Lord, look forward to the sea of ​​the world."

As I said that, I made three bows in each direction to express my apologies.

After making the bow, I took a deep breath, knelt down with my legs towards the ground, and gave Lang Gao and the others a wink, which meant to let them kneel down too.

Na Lang Gao has been by my side for a while, so he naturally understood what I meant, and immediately knelt down, followed by Kong San and his wife and the villagers who came to help also knelt down.

After they knelt down, I bent down slightly, knocked my forehead to the ground, and held it against the ground for three seconds to show my respect to the Land Lord.

My flipping movements are the highest etiquette for respecting the Lord of the Land. In the words of the ancients, the Lord of the Land belongs to that kind of person, who is somewhat arrogant, and is a low-level god who is an official. However, during the Qianlong period, for some reason, the identity of the Lord of the Land All of a sudden, as long as every household worships the gods, they will put up the statue of the Lord of the Land. The specific events will be written later, so I will not describe them for the time being.

After paying homage to the land lord, I read another passage, roughly explaining the reasons for the land change to the land lord, and kowtowed three times to the land lord. Lang Gao and the others followed my actions and kowtowed three times.

After kowtowing, I stood up, shook the soil on my knees, and began to prepare to sacrifice to the sky. Since it was a tomb, it had little to do with the sky. I just sprinkled some whole grains into the sky symbolically. Relying on the earth to eat is not relying on the sky, we value the earth more.

After finishing the ceremony, I asked Lang Gao if he felt anything, and he shook his head and said, "I don't feel anything."

Ok!I didn't say anything else, so I went around the altar and did some basic etiquette. This process took about three to ten minutes.

After the whole process was completed, the sun was already high in the sky, I breathed a sigh of relief and lit a firecracker to end the ceremony.

Afterwards, I took out the Ding Lanchi, and on the basis of the previous tomb, I re-drawn the frame of a tomb with lime, which is about [-] meters long and [-] meters wide. As for the depth, I plan to dig [-] meters. The size of the tomb is one size larger than that of ordinary tombs.

After drawing the line, I killed a rooster, dripped a few drops of chicken blood in the middle of the tomb, and found a bamboo stick, smashed the position of the bamboo joint, and inserted it into the soil. In the words of our Eight Immortals, it is called testing soil, and the purpose is to test geology.

Of course, such an action would not happen in many cases. For example, the tomb is on a mountain, surrounded by stones, and the bamboo stick must not be inserted in. However, inserting the bamboo stick in me is just a symbolic action.

How could we know that such a symbolic action confuses all of us, the reason is that just after inserting the bamboo stick, some bright red liquid suddenly gushes out from the bamboo stick, like a fountain Usually, more and more, more and more, and in less than a moment, the entire land was dyed red.

This made my scalp numb, and a cold air rushed from the soles of my feet to my forehead. We filled the soil under the tomb with our own hands. I know exactly what kind of soil it is inside, not to mention the red liquid. Not even red stones.

However, what is the explanation for this gushing thing now?

(End of this chapter)