My master is invincible

Chapter 83 Moving the Grave ([-])

Not long after Fatty Guo arrived, Lang Gao and Qingxuanzi also came, because my father and I want to be filial sons and grandsons and some things cannot be participated in. I hand over the rights to Lang Gao and let him allocate personnel, red envelopes, and wages. Beside listening all the time.

Listen, listen, suddenly there was a violent scream in the room, I looked around, Fatty Guo was gone, nine out of ten it was the fatty who made a fuss, I smiled at Lang Gao apologetically , let him continue, and walked into his room.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Joyce with a sullen face, staring at Fatty Guo lying on the bed, without saying a word, rushed up and kicked Fatty Guo's waist, and cursed: "Where is the death?" Fatty, why don't you roll off this girl's bed, or kick you to death?"

Fatty Guo screamed, and when he saw me coming, he hid behind me with a 'swish'. I've never seen a meatball with such a speed, and he asked me tremblingly, "Ninth brother, what's the speed?" Is this your wife?"

I knocked on Fatty Guo and explained: "You are old, she has nowhere to go, she is staying at my house temporarily."

I thought that I should be honest after being kicked, but I didn’t know that Fatty Guo’s sexuality came out as soon as I finished speaking. He straightened his clothes, stretched out his hand and patted the place where Joyce kicked, and said: "Mei Niu, Brother Ninth's house is not in good condition, how about going to my house? I know all kinds of massage techniques, and rubbing my back is my special skill. My best thing is..."

I saw Sezi with a knife on his head again. Before he could say anything, Joyce scolded angrily: "Master Draft, you dare to tease this girl!" After speaking, she raised her leg and kicked Fatty Guo in the stomach.

I couldn't bear to watch this scene. I have personally experienced the strength of that girl's feet. The strength of her feet must be stronger. I turned my head and glanced at Fatty Guo. This guy was squatting on the ground with his hands on his stomach. Sweat dripped down his face, and his mouth screamed in pain.

In an instant, I had the feeling that I wanted to escape from this room. One was lustful and the other was jealous. When these two stay together, God knows what will happen. Maybe Fatty Guo will be beaten to death alive.

I didn't dare to offend Joyce, so I called Fatty Guo out, comforted him, and told him the scene where I met Joyce. Fatty Guo immediately felt sympathetic.

As soon as he left the door, Fatty Guo rubbed his stomach and said cursingly, "Ninth brother, this vicious bitch should be kicked out, staying here is a disaster!"

"Okay, she's pretty pitiful, she has such a strong temper and wants to protect herself." We said as we walked.

When I first arrived at the living room, I pulled Fatty Guo to sit by the table, strictly forbidding him not to provoke Joyce again, and then I listened to their discussion.

After discussing until after 10 o'clock in the evening, they basically settled down. This made me look at Lang Gao with admiration. He really has a way of arranging things, and the salary and red envelopes are very precise.

The next day, very early in the morning, Mr. Gao came over with five Eight Immortals, all of whom were familiar faces. As soon as he saw me, he cursed, "Chen Eight Immortals, you boy have hurt me."

I asked him what happened.

He said: "As soon as I heard that your family moved the grave, those eight immortals rushed to come, saying that they don't need money, but you only asked me to call five, so I will find five young and strong ones for you. Offended the other Eight Immortals. Now when they see me, their eyes are as red as rabbit eyes. All this is thanks to you. Afterwards, you have to explain to them, otherwise, I will not recognize you as our leader .”

"Okay, after the relocation of the grave is over, I will invite everyone to have a meal in the town, as an apology." I smiled awkwardly and made a promise.

When I called Gao Lao, I thought of this problem. Now that some Eight Immortals are messing with me, I will definitely offend other people if I ask someone to come forward. I might as well leave this problem to Gao Lao. I am very happy and relaxed.

Afterwards, he hurriedly ate some breakfast, and as soon as he put down the bowls and chopsticks, Lang Gao arranged for the old scholar to take Lao Wang and the Eight Immortals to dig a new tomb.My father, Qingxuanzi, and I went to grandpa's grave with some tools.

The old scholar said that the time to break the ground is 12:45. Before this time, we need to do all the preparations and wait for the auspicious time to break the ground.

As soon as he arrived at the grave, Qingxuanzi's face darkened, and he said: "Chen Baxian, the grave is so dark, it should have been moved a few years ago, why did it take so long?"

I smiled wryly, and told Qingxuanzi what happened to me at the grave a few days ago. After hearing this, his face became even darker, and he didn't speak. He lowered his head and placed the altar in front of the grave.

His altar is very simple, a piece of yellow cloth, an incense cup, three pillars of fragrance and a bell to ward off evil spirits. It is worth mentioning that there is a bowl of clear water next to him. The water is very strange, very pure, without any impurities .

I asked him what it was, and he said it was rootless water. After the bones were dug up, the rootless water should be sprinkled on the bones to drive away Yin Qi.

I know very little about this aspect of knowledge. I have heard of such a thing before, rootless water, and it is not a rare commodity. Generally, if it rains, don’t let the rainwater drip onto the ground, it is rootless water.

Of course, there are also some people who collect the morning dew, saying that it is the real rootless water. There are some things in the countryside that cannot be clarified, and everyone has their own way.

After Qingxuanzi set up the Buddhist altar, he asked me for my and my father's birthday horoscopes, then made the calculation, gave me a weird look, and said, "Baxian Chen, you are destined to be the number one scholar, why did you enter the line of the Eight Immortals? "

"Come on, don't hit me, I'm the only one who is the champion? The one who plays with mud is almost the same!" I smiled helplessly, but I am a little impressed by this Qingxuanzi. At least he is a little accurate in calculations. In junior high school, my grades have always been No.1. Otherwise, with our family’s situation, how could it be possible to go to high school. Graduating from junior high school should end my school career.

After entering high school, I became obsessed with Liu Ding Liu Jia, and my academic performance plummeted. Otherwise, I might really be a champion. Life!That's it, three points are destined, seven points depend on oneself.

Qingxuanzi took my look into his eyes, shook his head, and did not speak. He took out five black lacquered wooden sticks from his gossip bag. A black wooden stick is inserted in each of the four directions of the west and north, and the distance between the black wooden stick and the grave is about one foot.

Immediately afterwards, he took out an ink fountain, pulled out a thread from the inside and tied a knot on the black wooden stick in the middle, then pulled the thread to the black wooden stick on the west side, wound it around once, and finally went south and north. The black wooden sticks in each direction go around once.

After circling these two directions, Qingxuanzi chanted a spell, his expression suddenly changed, he slapped the black wooden stick on the east side with his palm, and shouted: "Quick!"

(End of this chapter)