My master is invincible

Chapter 568 Collecting Birds (97)

When I thought of this, my heart tightened, and I immediately looked at Chen Tiannan, and saw that kid suddenly smiled at me, very treacherously, and then I heard a "puchi", and the stench was suffocating.Mad, that wicked kid actually pouted his ass and let out a loud fart.

In an instant, the whole scene fell silent.

After about three seconds of silence, the whole scene erupted into thunderous laughter, each laughing forward and backward, even the old hag who had been sullen rarely showed a smile, while Qingxuanzi gave Chen Tiannan a thumbs up in admiration. Thumbs up, and sighed: "You can teach a child."

Compared to their laughter, I couldn't laugh, my heart was sour, the corners of my eyes were wet, and I felt that this life was worth living like a brother.Because I understand that his actions are completely for me.He, Chen Tiannan, a rich second generation born in a wealthy family, usually values ​​face more than life, but at this time, for my one action, he threw down his face and pouted his buttocks to fart in public.

Perhaps, what those onlookers were thinking at this moment was that this person has no quality, integrity, and no tutor, but what I saw was the kind of brotherhood between a man and a man.

Chen Tiannan saw that I was stunned, walked towards me, and said, "Ninth Brother, why don't you smile? Today is your wedding day, you should be happy, even if it's a cloudy marriage, my sister-in-law hopes you will be happy. "

I didn't speak, not because I didn't want to say, but because I didn't know what to say. All I could think about was the scene just now. He knelt down, he kowtowed, he raised his ass and farted. This series of actions has only one purpose, he wants to The atmosphere inside the lively tent.

"Brother Jiu, are you okay? You're not laughing, so I'll give you another one." As he spoke, he began to mess with his hairstyle.

I grabbed my arm and said: "That's enough, I, Chen Jiu, will not be in vain if I can recognize you as a brother in this life."

"Oh!" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ninth Brother, you talk so provocatively. You are my brother. Naturally, your marriage should be more lively. Unfortunately, this is not Hengyang. Otherwise, I will make the scene bigger for you." , and invite you a few third-rate little singers to cheer up the atmosphere."

After finishing speaking, he seemed to remember something, slapped his palm on the forehead, took out several bundles of hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, raised them, and said, "Ninth brother, look at me."

"Here is [-] yuan in cash. I am going to hold a boxing match here, and the person who wins will take [-] yuan." Then, he took out another bundle of hundred yuan bills, and continued: "Here is [-] yuan. The loudest voice, the money will..."

"That's enough, boy, don't make trouble, I'll make a note of this favor." I quickly interrupted him.

"Ninth brother, I'm not making trouble. Your wedding with your sister-in-law is a bit special, and only money can be used to create an atmosphere. Besides, these few dollars count as P, so it doesn't matter that brothers are happy." He said indifferently.

I understand what he means, and I understand his intentions, but the money is too ruthless.Besides, I originally meant to let Qingxuanzi do it as a festive wedding, and I never thought about making any scenes on it. After all, a yin marriage is always a yin marriage, and it can't be too festive, just appropriate.

"Tiannan, stop making trouble!" I found that apart from saying this sentence, I couldn't say anything else.

"Ninth brother, don't say anything, you, me, Guo Fatty, the three of us are brothers, brothers for life and life, as brothers, no matter what today, I must help you make the atmosphere lively, nothing else, Just because you got married today, just because you are my ninth brother."

After saying this, he ignored me again, raised several bundles of hundred-yuan bills in his hand again, and said what he said earlier.

As soon as the words were finished, those bodyguards scrambled towards Chen Tiannan's direction, stretched their necks, flushed their cheeks, and shouted one by one, "The money is mine, don't anyone f*ck steal it from me."

There is no way, 5 yuan is indeed a huge sum of money for those bodyguards, not to mention them, even I am moved, you know, I earn about 200 yuan for lifting a coffin, five It takes more than 200 coffins to be lifted, and it takes more than eight months to lift one coffin a day to earn the [-].

"Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has a share!" Chen Tiannan roared, then found a small bench, stood on it, and said: "Everyone, please leave a piece of land first."

In less than 2 minutes, those bodyguards immediately vacated a space, looked at Chen Tiannan one by one, and asked him what the rules were, and Chen Tiannan only said eight words, "As long as you order, just let it be lively."

Afterwards, the group of bodyguards began to divide into two factions. Once the two of them took turns exchanging ideas, they had a great time fighting. How could they remember the Yin marriage and Liangu, each of them just wanted to get the 6 yuan, and the whole scene was shouting The sound was even more endless, making the originally lifeless Yin Marriage extremely lively.Sometimes when I think about it, money is really a good thing, as the saying goes, money can turn ghosts around, let alone just discuss it.

During this period, they didn't know what was going on, but the old witch didn't stop them, but closed her eyes and meditated, seeming to stay out of it.This made Qingxuanzi and I very puzzled. I asked Qingxuanzi, why didn’t the old witch stop Chen Tiannan’s behavior, and he said, maybe it’s because the time has not come. All together, people can’t see it, but the top of the pillar at Maoshi, if you gather three escapes, you can get the body of longevity, isn’t that what you said? The old witch is probably waiting for Maoshi, after all, the vitality of Maoshi is the most abundant in a day.”

Wipe, no!I'm talking nonsense. Could it be that the sheepskin in the old witch's hand says it's also time?
I was stunned for a moment, if this is the case, that is to say, Su Mengke's yin marriage must be completed within Yinshi, otherwise, the old witch may make trouble.

Having figured this out, I asked Wang Chuyao what time it was, and she said it was four o'clock.

When I heard the time, without any hesitation, I immediately asked Chen Tiannan to stop the so-called boxing match, and asked the bodyguards to stand in line.

Soon, the whole scene returned to what it was before. Qingxuanzi said a long list of blessings, then performed some simple ceremonies, burned some paper jewelry and clothes, and posted two pictures of the bride next to Su Mengke's photo. The word "groom" was pasted on my photo, and I asked him what it meant, and he said, "Yue Lao leads the red, so that Su Mengke and I can have a happy marriage in the next life."

Afterwards, Qingxuanzi asked me whether I would pay homage directly, or hold three questions first, and then pay homage.

I thought about it, this yin marriage is a bit simple, if it is a direct visit, it would be a bit hasty, so let him ask three questions first, and then pay the visit.

The so-called three questions are not very knowledgeable, that is, before the worship ceremony, the master of ceremonies will ask the groom two questions, and then ask the bride one question.

(End of this chapter)