My master is invincible

Chapter 542 Collecting Birds (68)

Immediately, I asked Qingxuanzi, "Master Daoist, what do you mean by good fortune?"

He glanced at me and said: "Whenever you use a red talisman, a little bit of good luck will come down from the sky. Just bow to the sky, and this little bit of good luck will fall on the person who bows. Xiaodao asked you to bow just now, and I will see you become a good person." Unlucky people, there will be no trace of good luck in the next few years, I want you to have some good luck, two, there are your seven souls in this worm ashes, your body will suffer from many diseases in the future, this little good luck may relieve your body pain."

Hearing this, I was even more puzzled, using a red talisman brings good luck, isn't that ridiculous?Could it be that if you keep using red talismans and bowing constantly, the person who bows will be blessed with good luck.

I asked the doubts in my heart, and it was not Qingxuanzi who answered me, but Aunt Lian, she said angrily: "Every talisman is the painstaking effort of a Taoist priest, and the 'Fushenglu' in his hand is the work of his master." After a lifetime of painstaking efforts, once this talisman is used, the luck of the person who bows will change somewhat, not to mention transfer, at least it can make that person's luck better."

As she said that, her face darkened a little scary, and she continued: "I thought he wanted this luck for himself, but I didn't expect him to give it to you, a white-eyed wolf."

After finishing speaking, she stared at Qingxuanzi viciously, "Master Dao, you don't want this luck yourself, but you can give it to me. Why did you give it to Chen Jiu for no reason? If you do this, aren't you afraid of being punished by your master? You know What Master owes me is not just a favor, but a life, if I didn't have it back then..."

"Okay..." Qingxuanzi stopped and interrupted her, "My teacher entertained me, if you want to use the 'Fu Shenglu', Xiaodao will take care of that trace of good luck, and Xiaodao thinks that trace of good luck is the most suitable for Xiaojiu. you…"

He sneered twice, and added: "Sorry, Xiaodao is not familiar with you."

After finishing speaking, Qingxuanzi ignored her, and Aunt Lian stared at her so angry that she couldn't do anything with Qingxuanzi, so she gave me a vicious look and said angrily, "Chen Jiu, remember, Susu If something goes wrong, I will make it impossible for you to live or die."

Ma De, I have become a punching bag. I can't refute because of the intention in my heart. I can only take a few deep breaths, adjust my mentality, and then ask Qingxuanzi, "How long does it take to recite the mantra of rebirth?"

He said, "Half an hour!"

I hummed, and asked Aunt Lian, "Can I go out and see Grandma Qiao during this half an hour?"

"No!" She directly refused my request and said, "If Susu is not resurrected, you can't leave for a day. You can't leave until she is resurrected and with her consent."

Hearing this, I was also drunk, so I had no choice but to stand by and watch that Qingxuanzi recite the mantra of rebirth.

The mantra Qingxuanzi recited this time is a bit different from the mantra we usually recite at funerals. The full name of this mantra is Four Nectars Mantra, and the mantra recited at funerals is actually not from Taoism, but from Buddhism. , the name is the mantra of past lives.It is said that chanting the mantra at funerals will allow the deceased to enter the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.As for why Taoist priests recite the Buddhist mantra of passing away at funerals.

To be honest, I don't know either.However, I communicated with a Buddhist monk later, and he told me that the Buddhist mantra of rebirth is used by Taoism because of the fact that the two families have similar approaches and the same results in the area of ​​funerals. , It is for this reason that the funerals in many places are handled by monks.

And Qingxuanzi's current death curse, the full text has a total of 96 characters, the imperial decree, the super-ru lonely soul, all ghosts and ghosts, and the four lives will be blessed.Those with a head surpass, those without a head rise, kill with a spear, and jump into the water with a rope.Death in the light and death in the dark, wronged and wronged death, creditors and enemies, begging for life.Kneeling in front of my stage, the gossip shines, stand up and go out, surpassing others.Whether you are a man or a woman, you are responsible for it yourself, rich and poor, you will choose it yourself.Rescue and save others, urgently save lives

These 96 characters are like treasures, and generally few Taoist priests can read them out. It is said that reading these things from Taoist priests will reduce Yangshou.Of course, I only found out after the fact, because Qingxuanzi told me that he lost one year of his lifespan by reading these 96 characters.I asked him why, and he said that if it involves red talismans, it will damage luck, and if it involves Taoist rebirth mantra, it will damage Yangshou for one year.

I asked him the specific reason, and he said that his explanation was very vague, as if it violated Tianhe.

After waiting for about half an hour, Qingxuanzi finished reciting the rebirth mantra. He didn't know whether he was weak or he had been sitting for a long time. He was about to get up, but his body tilted and he almost fell down. It felt very cold, as if a piece of ice had been applied, "Master Dao, what is this?"

He gave up, said nothing, and said to Aunt Lian: "The little way has completed all the things that the teacher told me, and it can be regarded as repaying your favor. From now on, the teacher will have nothing to do with you, and I still hope you Self-respect, Xiaodao bids farewell."

"Really?" She sneered, glanced at us, and said, "Since everyone is here, how can we just leave."

After she finished speaking, she snapped her fingers, and saw a group of black-clothed men rushing in from the door. Those men held a one-foot-long knife in their left hands and stared at us covetously.

"Qiao Lian'er!" Qingxuanzi's face turned pale, "People are shameless and can do everything. These words are most suitable for you."

"Hehe!" She smiled and said, "What's the use of having face? If you have face, Susu can be resurrected, if you have face, Susu can be happy?"

As she spoke, she waved to the group of black-clothed men, tied Qingxuanzi up, and said, "Little Taoist priest, you'd better do your best during the dark marriage at night, and if anything goes wrong, your master's point I'll pass it on to the Metaphysics Association for you, and at that time, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep the old face of your master, remember, if Susu doesn't come back to life for a day, none of you can leave the Wanming Pagoda."

"You're crazy, my master was just... you... you... you crazy woman, you will get your retribution sooner or later." Qingxuanzi yelled at Aunt Lian.

"It doesn't matter!" She shrugged her shoulders, "Pull him out for entertainment, and then send him to the ancestral hall at night."

After that, Qingxuanzi was pulled out, and Aunt Lian and I were left in the whole room.She stared at me for a while, then said: "It's your turn, put those worm ashes into the skin bag."

I want to say something, remembering that this woman has lost her mind in order to revive Su Mengke, it is probably useless to say anything to her, I might as well follow her wishes.

So, I found four small wooden strips to make a shelf, put the human skin on the shelf, and then put some bug ashes, because the hole in the face of the human skin is very small, I want to put the bug ashes in directly It is impossible, I can only insert a thin tube into the face of the human skin first, then find a funnel, pour the worm ash into the funnel, and put the funnel into the human skin through the thin tube.

This process is extremely slow, one is that the opening of the thin tube is very small, the speed of pouring is greatly restricted, and the other is that I have been tortured psychologically, after all, anyone who holds a human skin and pours insect ash will feel uncomfortable. What's more, the owner of this human skin is his 'wife'.

After about five or six hours, the sky gradually darkened, and finally put all the worm ashes into the human skin.Only then did I understand Aunt Lian's intention. She planned to use worm ashes to replace Su Mengke's lost flesh and blood.

Thinking of this, I raised my head and glanced at the human skin. Just this one glance almost didn't scare me to death. The human skin stood in front of me like a living person. Except for a pair of eyeballs missing, the rest of the skin looked particularly saturated. I reached out and touched it, and it was slightly elastic.

Immediately, I asked Aunt Lian, "What do you want me to do next?"

She ignored me, but went straight to Su Mengke, hugged her, and sobbed, "Susu, my Susu, my miserable Susu, our mother and I finally meet again."

While crying, she fiddled with something in her pocket, and soon, she took out something. When I saw that thing, my brain went numb, my stomach twitched, I couldn't hold it back, and I vomited violently.

I saw that she was holding a pair of eyeballs in her hand, which were bloody and had some meridians attached.

Just as I was vomiting, she stuffed the pair of eyeballs into Su Mengke's eye sockets and said, "With these eyeballs, you will be able to see people more clearly in the future, and you will never misjudge a man again."

As she said that, she started a long chatter, which was filled with words of concern and longing, and she stopped chattering for about half an hour.However, her last sentence made me completely disappointed in her, and even wanted to strangle her to death. She said: "Susu, my mother just wants to use a small trick to deceive the old woman's god card. I didn't expect that the second boy of the Shi family It’s actually a fake show, and I gave you to... I’m sorry for your mother!"

Speaking of this, she stopped, smiled slyly, and continued: "Don't worry, Wei Niang has avenged you for you, these eyes belong to the second boy of the Shi family, his mother's shrew almost killed Wei Niang. "

Hearing this, I was taken aback, Ma De, this woman is completely crazy, she actually gouged out the eyes of a living person, why didn't the Shi family come and strangle her, and that Su Dahe, why was she so calm, didn't you agree with this woman? Woman take some action?
There is a saying, "Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, just as I had this thought in my heart, Su Dahe opened the door and walked in. His expression shrank a lot, his eyes were bloodshot, and when he saw Aunt Lian, he said nothing." Then he rushed over, grabbed her by the hair, and said angrily: "Qiao Lian'er, are you still fucking human? My son gave Susu to him on the spur of the moment... You wicked bitch actually gouged out his eyes, and didn't care about it at all." And the relationship between husband and wife for so many years."

"Say it!" Su Dahe became more and more angry as he spoke, "Why the hell did you do this, why did you goug out my son's eyes, why!"

As he said that, he raised his fist to hit Aunt Lian on the forehead, "I'll kill you wicked woman, lest you go out and harm others."

When I saw this scene, I was overjoyed. There is a saying that goes, the wicked will be punished by the wicked, so Su Dahe couldn't do a lot of unconscionable things for Shi Santian. Sin, if these two fight together, it will be wonderful.

So, I stepped back, lit a cigarette, and quietly watched the couple pinch each other.

"You Li Keyong." Aunt Lian grabbed Su Dahe's arm with her backhand, with a force, she turned Su Dahe's arm back alive, and said angrily: "I don't think you are incompetent, but you dare to hit me. (Li Keyong: The name of a person, who is notoriously afraid of his wife in Hunan.)
As she spoke, she exerted her strength again, and with a 'click', Su Dahe's arm must have been broken.

"Ah!" Su Dahe screamed, his face flushed with anxiety, and he said angrily: "You wicked woman, when you got married, you said that you don't dislike me in a certain way, as long as you treat your daughters well, I didn't expect you …you…"

Su Dahe was so angry that he trembled all over, grabbed Aunt Lian's hair again, and pulled it to death, while Aunt Lian beat his injured arm vigorously.

These two people were having a great time fighting, and I watched them quietly from the sidelines, feeling very bitter in my heart. I thought Su Mengke had a good family before, but I didn't expect it to be like this. As the old saying goes, every family There is a difficult scripture to recite.

The two fought for about ten minutes. I don't know if they were tired or they had figured out something. The two actually sat down next to each other. Su Dahe asked Aunt Lian, "Evil woman, there is something that I have been wondering about. How about you?" Can you tell me?"

"What's the matter?" Aunt Lian replied angrily.

"Is there really resurrection in the world?" He stared fixedly at Aunt Lian.

"Yes, absolutely!" she replied immediately.

"Then... that Shi Tiantian is really my son who died?" Na Su Dahe's expression brightened.

"He, it can't be your son. I've seen you pitifully all these years, and I never want to expose it." Aunt Lian sneered, and said, "It's ridiculous, you were fooled by that shrew of the Shi family for decades and you didn't even realize it. , Fortunately, you are still a businessman."

"You... you... why didn't you tell me earlier?" Na Su Dahe pointed at Aunt Lian tremblingly.

"Hehe!" She smiled contemptuously, and said, "I really don't know about the shitty things between you and the shrew of the Shi family. It's just because you treat Susu and Xiaolin well, so I'm too lazy to break it out!"

When Su Dahe heard this, he smiled instead of anger, and said sarcastically: "You think I don't know about you and Wizard Ma? I just want to see it for Grandma Qiao's sake, and I don't want to make a big deal out of it for the face of Qiao's family." It's just embarrassing."

"You...you...you..." Aunt Lian repeated Su Dahe's previous actions, "Aren't your Su family and the Qiao family feuding? Why do you think about the face of the Qiao family?"

"Hehe!" This time it was Su Dahe's turn to sneer. He laughed three times and said, "Grandma Qiao saved my life. If she hadn't saved me when I was young, I wouldn't be alive today."

"That old thing saved your life?" Aunt Lian was taken aback, and said, "Why didn't you and that old thing tell me all these years?"

"This is a matter between me and her old man. I don't need to tell you." After finishing speaking, Su Dahe stood up, patted the dust off his body, and looked over at me. Seeing that I was smoking, he frowned and didn't mind. After speaking, he was ready to walk towards the door.

Seeing this situation, how could I let him go? I immediately stopped him and said, "Boss Su, your wife killed your savior in order to revive Meng Ke."

(End of this chapter)