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Chapter 44 The Blood Monument

Chapter 44 The Blood Monument
A group of us dug a lot of sand from that small hill, picked it up and poured it into the tomb well, patted the sand tightly with a shovel, and shook the Linglong Blood Tablet vigorously, it remained motionless and very firm.

Then, I found a relatively flat stone and placed it in front of the tombstone as a sacrificial stone, killed a rooster, and poured the blood of the rooster around the sacrificial stone and the exquisite blood monument.

After finishing all this, I lit three pillars of incense, a pair of candles, yellow paper, and the mourning stick left during the burial, and burned them in front of the tombstone.

The full text of the "Curse of Falling Stele" is about [-] words, and it can be read in about ten minutes according to the usual recitation speed. However, Li Xuebei has strict requirements on the recitation speed of "Curse of Falling Stele", and must be read word by word. And there needs to be some time between words.

When I finished reading the "Curse of Falling Monuments", my tongue was already dry. After taking a few sips of water, I lit three pillars of fragrance and worshiped the tombstone three times. delicious!"

As soon as they heard my words, they knelt down holding three pillars of fragrance, and did not dare to raise their heads, waiting for my name to be called.

"Blood money" is a well-deserved blood money. The relatives of the deceased will send a red envelope every time they offer incense, and I need to pierce my index finger with a needle, squeeze a drop of blood and apply it on the head of the stele. When bleeding occurs, the needle needs to be pricked again. Some deceased people have many relatives, and the index finger often has to be pricked several times.

Fortunately, Li Hazi didn't have many relatives, and it took less than half an hour to complete this ceremony. Next, there was only one final ceremony, 'locking the stele'.

This 'lock stele' is similar to the opening of the funeral, no matter the form, the scriptures are similar, the Eight Immortals lead the way with a pair of candles, and the relatives of the deceased follow behind with three pillars of fragrance, turning around the grave. Full nine nine 81 laps. (Note: The Eight Immortals who lead the way and the relatives of the deceased need to take off their shoes and socks, and keep their bare feet grounded, so that the deceased can better protect future generations.)
I lit a pair of candles according to the ritual, took off my shoes and socks, and stepped on the ground with my bare feet. Because of the hot weather, the ground was extremely hot. When I stepped on it, I immediately shrank back. In the end, I had no choice but to find some Water is sprinkled on the ground.

There were no accidents during the whole ceremony, and everything went smoothly. If there were any accidents, it would be that everyone’s feet had blisters, and it hurt when they stepped on the ground.

After 81 laps, the sky was already dark. The Eight Immortals found some torches to light up the cemetery. We put the remaining candles and incense on the grave. I don’t know what’s going on. The grave, there was a very cool feeling from the grave, and then the surrounding temperature also became cooler, and even some grass sprouts grew from the freshly piled grave, which was really a spectacle.

Seeing this scene, all the people present were stunned. They pointed to the grass buds that had just emerged, and said excitedly, "Grass, grass, grass, grass is growing."

I feel a little baffled, logically speaking, it takes at least half a year for grass to grow on a freshly piled grave, but now, grass sprouts appear just after the burial, it’s so strange, so I stretched out my hand and poked one, and it was clear Look, it's the size of a grain of rice, and the buds that just emerged have a hint of gold.

"What is this?" Fatty Guo leaned over and asked me excitedly as he stood aside.

"It seems to be golden leaf grass!" I was stunned and said uncertainly. Golden leaf grass rarely grows on graves. Some wealthy families first cultivate them indoors, and then move them to their ancestors' graves for auspiciousness. .

Before the words fell to the ground, Li Hazi's daughter-in-law pulled the little boy and knelt down in front of me, saying, "Benefactor! If you didn't treat me well before, don't bother with me, a rural woman!"

As he spoke, he kowtowed violently to the ground, no matter how we pulled him, he couldn't get up. After breaking his scalp, we eight immortals pulled the girl up.

Fatty Guo asked me why the girls were so excited. Before I could open my mouth, Mr. Gao patted Fatty Guo on the shoulder, smiled and said: "The golden leaf grass grows on the grave, which is auspicious, which symbolizes great wealth and wealth." , and Li Hazi's grave has just been erected, and this golden leaf grass can't wait to pop up, can her mother and father not be excited?"

"Why is this happening?" Chen Tiannan interrupted.

"The feng shui of this cemetery is not particularly good. Many people have been buried for many years, and this phenomenon has never happened before. Now there is only one explanation." Gao Lao glanced at the Linglong Blood Tablet and said, "It may be That tombstone did the trick."

"Damn, dig it out quickly and set up the grave of my ancestors. I will be prosperous in the future. I will take you to pretend to be bi and fly you. I will never throw you into the garbage dump." Hearing this, Fatty Guo screamed and danced. shouted.

Immediately, Li Hazi and his relatives stared at Fatty Guo with murderous eyes, which made him startled, and he took a few steps back, hesitantly said: "I...I, I'm just joking."

I kicked Fatty Guo's ass, and cursed: "Can you control that broken mouth?"

After scolding, I smiled apologetically at Li Hazi's daughter-in-law, and said, "Don't listen to my friend's nonsense, once a good tombstone is squatted, its aura will wrap the grave, even if it is dug away, it will be just a piece of cake." Digging up a stone will do nothing to the grave."

After saying these words, their faces calmed down. However, the eyes they looked at Fatty Guo were still full of hostility. They can't be blamed for this. The opportunity to become rich and powerful is right in front of them. Who would allow others to destroy it?
On the contrary, Lang Gao stood there calmly, frowning slightly, without saying anything, as if all this had nothing to do with him.

Looking at the situation, I knew what he was worrying about, so I walked beside him and called Director Lang softly.

He glanced at me, and said lightly: "I was worried about what would happen to her mother after my uncle died, but now that golden leaf grass is growing on my uncle's grave, their life must have improved, I owe you a favor. "

I smiled and said, "This is the spirit of your uncle in heaven. It has nothing to do with me. At most, I just carried the tombstone to the cemetery and squatted there."

"Hehe!" He laughed and said, "That's right, but you found the tombstone after all. I can't be that ungrateful villain!"

I understand what he meant. He was referring to the beating in the hall. I was about to speak when Lang Gao's cell phone rang.

He answered the phone, listened quietly for a while, his face changed drastically, and he exclaimed, "Why is it him? Isn't it logical?"

(End of this chapter)

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