My master is invincible

Chapter 37 Cold Tombstone

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Okay, the two next to me didn't do anything, just find me one."

After finishing speaking, I took seven pairs of white gloves from Lang Gao, found another pair of dragon frames, and walked towards the main road with Fatty Guo, Chen Tiannan and the five Eight Immortals.

On the way, Chen Tiannan remained silent, as if he was thinking about something, while Fatty Guo kept saying, "Brother Nine, you are so handsome, that kind of person should be beaten up! You should be beaten up if you insult your parents."

I wasn't in the mood to talk to him, I walked all the way with my head down, my mind was in a mess, I couldn't tell what I was thinking.

"Brother Nine, we're here, why are you going ahead?" Fatty Guo called out as he was walking, walking.

I came back to my senses and glanced back. It turned out that I had reached the main road, and the Linglong Blood Monument was several meters behind me.

I rubbed my face and took a few deep breaths to try to calm myself down. They just looked at me like this, no one said anything, and the atmosphere was a bit heavy.

After groping for about two or three minutes, I calmed down and looked up at the surrounding environment. A big road bends and leads to the distance, and there is no end in sight. A Yangjian trail diverges from the side of the road and leads directly to Li Village. .

I asked Gao Lao where the cemetery of Li Village was, and he pointed to a hill not far away, and said, "The cemetery of Li Village is at that location. We have cleared the road for carrying the tombstone, and it needs to be widened." The road was piled up with bricks, and some trees and weeds on both sides were also cleaned up, but..."

"But what?" I asked.

"We have to go through a pond at the entrance of Li Village. The road there is not easy to get. I roughly measured it, and it is enough for us to pass. However, some places are empty, and I am afraid that there will be accidents." Gao Lao explained. .

"Is there no other way?" I asked.

"No, I can only take this road. The other roads can't be walked at all. There is another risk in taking this road. I also heard people say it. I don't know if it is true. Someone in the village said that someone used to carry a tombstone past that place. If he fell into the pond and drowned, that person would become a water ghost looking for a substitute." Speaking of the water ghost, Gao Lao's forehead was sweating slightly, and it was probably the water ghost that he was really worried about.

"I burned the yellow paper there, did you say anything good?" I glanced at Mr. Gao and asked him.

"I've said good things, but when I burned the yellow paper, I don't know what happened. The ashes of the paper all went to the pond. The brothers were a little worried and didn't want to take this job. The reason why we stayed is because In the name of Chen Baxian, is there any way to deal with that water ghost?" Gao Lao asked me.

"A lot of old people died in Li Village, and they carried a lot of coffins and tombstones, and no one had any accidents. Besides, didn't they pass by there in the morning when they carried the coffins? It must be someone who spread rumors and didn't want us to take over the job." I thought about it. Think, give such a sentence.

I'm telling the truth. After all, those Eight Immortals with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks don't like us to carry this tombstone the most. They saw it when they robbed us of our seat.This is a funeral and a blood stele. Generally speaking, they are a group of Eight Immortals. The master will not invite other people. If there is no time, they will usually choose an auspicious time within seven days before erecting the blood stele. , how would you know, I came out halfway to take over the job of carrying the tombstone.

Gao Lao and the others thought about it and thought it made sense, so they said, carry them to the cemetery and squat down earlier. I nodded and asked Fatty Guo, Chen Tiannan, and Gao Lao to lift the front with me, and the other four carried the rear .

This kind of distribution pays attention to the uniformity of strength. Compared with the four Eight Immortals, Gao Lao and I are slightly stronger, so we brought Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan with us.I don't worry about Fatty Guo, when he was in school, this guy was as strong as a cow, and several people couldn't hold him back when he started to go crazy.

Chen Tiannan is not familiar with him, so he doesn't know how strong he is. However, looking at his thin monkey-like figure, he must have no strength. If he can't find someone, he really doesn't want to bring such a burden.

After the eight of us took our positions, I gave each of them a pair of gloves to wear. Mr. Gao asked me why, and I said, this tombstone is a little different.

Of course, I'm not a stingy person, so I promised them that if they are really carried to the cemetery and squatted safely, I will increase my salary tenfold, one thousand per person.

Under the heavy reward, everyone was in high spirits. Gao Lao found a small hoe, dug some soil out of the ground under the Linglong Blood Tablet, and then tried to break it off with his hands, without moving at all, and said: "Strange, this tombstone doesn't look heavy, why can't it be broken?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and tried again, but it still didn't move. He tried seven or eight times in a row, but it was still the same. The other eight immortals were a little unconvinced, so they took turns to try, but the result was still the same.

"It's strange, how could this happen!" Gao Lao muttered to the eight immortals beside him, and after discussing for a while, Gao Lao used one end of the dragon frame to insert under the tombstone, and then found a fairly hard stone and placed it a few feet away from the tombstone. inch position.

He pressed hard on the other end of the dragon frame, but there was still no response. Gao Lao pressed his whole body on the dragon frame, and the tombstone still lay there quietly. Finally, the five eight immortals all pressed on the part of the dragon frame. Prying the Linglong Blood Monument broke the dragon frame instead.

"What should I do?" Gao Lao sighed, quite helplessly.

While they were holding up the Linglong blood monument, my eyes kept rolling on it. This Linglong blood monument gave me a particularly strange feeling. I can't say exactly what it feels like, but I think this tombstone is a bit cold.

I reached out and touched the tombstone, and it was really cold when I touched it. I looked up at the sun in the sky, it was hot, it was so strange, obviously under the scorching sun, why is it so cold?Is it because of geology?

I reached out and touched the nearby stones again, and it was very hot. This time, I was even more puzzled. There are also tombstones mentioned in the funeral scriptures. It is said that the tombstones are psychic and down-to-earth.

Is this tombstone really psychic and grounded?I took the hoe from Gao Lao, dug out some soil under the Linglong Blood Monument, squeezed it with my hands, it was so cold, only a little lower than the temperature of the tombstone.

When I discovered this, I asked Mr. Gao to take off his gloves and touch the tombstone. He said, this tombstone is extremely hot, which is really strange. Two people feel different feelings when touching the same tombstone. What's the matter?

"Brother Nine, the boss who sells the tombstone said that you can't touch the tombstone indiscriminately. Why do you let Mr. Gao touch it?" Fatty Guo said behind me.

I shook my head and said: "What the boss said is that you can't touch it randomly before landing, but touching it now is not a big problem. At most, the so-called aura is less, and it's harmless."

(End of this chapter)