My master is invincible

Chapter 30
I glared at Fatty Guo and said, "Don't talk nonsense in front of the dead!" Fatty Guo stuck out his tongue, followed behind me without speaking.

The two police officers walked around the main room for a long time, but they couldn't find any clues. The older police officer asked me, "Little brother, did you find anything?"

I shook my head and said, "No, this is too strange!"

"A group of thugs, looking for it on the ground, did you find it in the main room?" Fatty Guo muttered, looking at the thugs, and glanced at the three of us.

As the saying goes, one word wakes up the dreamer. After he said this, I exchanged glances with the two police officers, and felt that this made sense. We have been searching on the ground of the main room for a long time, but we have never searched above the main room.

As we said that, we found a long ladder and put it on the wall. This action attracted the attention of Li Hazi's relatives. They may have considered that we were doing business, and they said nothing and continued to kneel on the ground.

I asked two police officers and Fatty Guo to support the long ladder, and I climbed up step by step. The height of the main room is [-] meters, so the long ladder is naturally high enough, so the stability of the long ladder is not very good. wobbly.

It took a lot of effort to climb to the top of the long ladder. Its position is a little lower than the beam of the main room. I slightly raised my head and looked at the beam, and saw something on the beam. The problem is that I can't see what it is at all, but I know that it is white and fluffy.

"Fatty, find a longer bamboo stick!" I yelled to Fatty Guo below.

After a while, Fatty Guo found a long bamboo, which was about two or three meters long. I went down to the half of the long ladder, took the long bamboo and climbed up. The stability of the long ladder became more stable with the addition of a long bamboo. not good.

I took a few deep breaths, climbed to the original position, turned my body sideways, and tremblingly raised the long bamboo and slid towards the white fluffy thing on the beam.

As soon as Changzhu arrived at that position, there was a slight 'popping' sound, like the sound of breaking an egg. With his hand, a ball of white fluff the size of a football fell down, impartially. It was hitting Fatty Guo's feet.

"Damn, brother nine, you're going to murder me!" Fatty Guo raised his head and cursed at me.

I smiled apologetically at him and said, "Fix the long ladder, I'll come down and see what the hell it is."

I went down to the ground, put the long bamboo in my hand against the wall, and squatted down to look at the ball. It was densely covered with white fluffy things, and the scalp of the person who looked at it was numb, just like the one on Li Hazi's body. The white fluffy egg is very similar, no, it is not like, but it is at all.

I stretched out my hand and pressed it lightly, and there was a 'pop' sound. If I didn't guess wrong, it should be the scavenger's egg. The few of us looked at each other, and everyone was puzzled, how could this thing be placed under the beam.

Could it be that someone put them on the beams in order to let these eggs fall into the coffin?
Thinking of this, I turned around and picked up the long bamboo to compare the distance. The moment I picked up the long bamboo, seven or eight scavengers jumped up on the top of the long bamboo, rubbing, and there was this kind of thing again.

This scene frightened us, took off the shoes under our feet, and slapped the scavengers according to the scavenger. Fortunately, there were not many of them, and the things were killed in just one or two minutes, and no commotion was caused in the main room. .

I glanced towards the place where the long bamboo was placed, and saw a small puddle of water on the ground. I only knew that the scavenger's vitality and reproductive ability were extremely strong, but I didn't expect it to be so strong. Seven or eight can be bred.

I was stunned for a while, and I roughly compared the position of the long bamboo to the beam. The position was about the same. If the egg of the scavenger was placed at the beam, it would just fall into the head of the coffin. The coffin cannot be completely closed before burial, and the head of the deceased must be exposed. The person who put the scavenger eggs should be well aware of this custom, so they put the scavenger eggs on the beam, and the scavenger eggs are very light. All it takes is a little breeze to drop into the coffin.

Only in this way can the eggs of the scavenger be put into the coffin without anyone noticing, and the water needed by the scavenger to survive is corpse water. The reason why the three brothers Li Jianmin and I stayed in the main room for a few days is why we didn’t smell the smell of corpses No smell, I'm afraid the scavenger got rid of those corpses as soon as they got a little water.

Li Hazi's body is simpler, his body is covered with evil bubbles, and as long as a few holes are broken, there will be a lot of sewage. This kind of sewage is regarded as the best foster product by street cleaners, so Li Hazi's body is like this Rotten and eaten away.

So the question is, who put the scavenger eggs?The problem seems to be back to the beginning, because tomorrow I will set up a blood monument for Li Hazi, and there are many things to prepare. I don't have more time to think about this issue, so I let the two scavengers put some scavenger eggs in plastic bags , Go door to door and ask, hoping to get results.

After finishing all this, the Taoist almost finished picking up Li Hazi's bones. I smiled at him and bent a waist to show courtesy. He was quite surprised by my reaction, but he still nodded to me as a return of courtesy. .

I walked around the people kneeling in the front row, pulled behind Lang Gao, and said softly: "Director Lang, the blood monument will be erected tomorrow, and now I need to go to the town to buy the tombstone, otherwise I'm afraid it will be too late."

Originally, I wanted to tell Li Hazi's wife about this directly, but she knelt at the front. I was afraid that the Taoist priest would dislike me, so I told Lang Gao about it. His performance yesterday made me feel that this person is very talkative , Second, those who were present also knew him.

He nodded, stood up and took us out of the main room, and said as he walked, "I discussed the price with my aunt. The tombstone costs about 2000 yuan, and the engraved words cost ten yuan each. The whole tombstone costs about 40 yuan." It is 400 characters, which is 80 yuan. It is about 100 yuan to hire a car from the town to transport the tombstone to the main road in Li Village. You eight immortals carry the tombstone from the main road to the cemetery. The road is not very close. One hundred and fifty yuan per person, three hundred for digging the tomb well, and an additional salary of 4000 yuan if you are the person in charge of digging the tombstone, a total of [-] yuan, plus red envelopes, and other sacrifices. what do you think?"

I nodded and said yes. I had to take a high look at Lang Gao. The price he said was right, and the overall price was no different from what I thought. If I didn’t know that he was Director, I even suspect that this person is not an intellectual at the funeral, is he?

The so-called intellectuals are people who specialize in helping the host’s family manage money, and sometimes they also help entertain guests. The person who undertakes weddings and funerals will take them there.

Zhike has a special status and great power, similar to the chief accountant of a company. For example, in the last funeral, I took care of everything by myself, which was tiring. If there is a Zhike by my side, it will be much easier. He can help me arrange a lot of things, and he can do a good job in terms of hiring people and spending.

(End of this chapter)