My master is invincible

Chapter 3 Someone in the Coffin
After a few seconds, the whole scene was deathly silent, and a needle could be heard, and the silvery moonlight shone on the coffin, refracting an unusually bright light, which was extraordinarily dazzling.

Suddenly, I heard a creepy sound from inside the coffin, '啪啪啪', as if someone was knocking on the coffin.

In an instant, I only felt a chill rising from the soles of my feet to my heart, my hands and feet were weak, my mind was blank, and I just wanted to leave here as soon as possible.

That voice seemed to see through my thoughts, and the compact 'pa pa pa pa' sound became faster and faster, one after another, I looked around the coffin and saw the Eight Immortals and the Lord's family kneeling on the ground, There was no one else around the coffin at all, but I could hear the 'popping' sound very clearly, it was definitely coming from the coffin.

I felt a 'thump' in my heart, it's over, I must have encountered a ghost, I began to feel scared from the bottom of my heart, and my palms were full of sweat.

Lao Wang grabbed my clothes, pulled them hard, and made me kneel on the ground, "Jiu Yazi, what are you doing, hurry up and kneel down and kowtow!"

With a trembling voice, I told him intermittently, "Old...Old...Old Wang, someone... knocked on the coffin."

It's okay not to speak, but when I opened my mouth, a gust of cold wind suddenly entered my mouth, which made me shiver uncontrollably.

Lao Wang listened to my words, did not dare to be negligent, listened to the coffin, his face changed suddenly, he pulled me up, and said, "No, there is a living person in the coffin, hurry up and open the store to save people. "

"Isn't it? How could a living person be in the coffin?" I asked suspiciously.

Lao Wang glanced at the coffin, ignored me, and shouted to the Eight Immortals: "Everyone, stop kneeling, it's important to open the museum to save lives!"

As soon as the Eight Immortals heard this, they immediately stood up, patted the dust off their bodies, and surrounded the coffin. They pried open a hole in the coffin lid with their hands and feet. First, a white hand stretched out, decadent and helpless. The ground was struggling in the air, and there were still some sawdust on the nails. Then, there was a weak cry for help, "Help me!"

Hearing this voice, my tense heartstrings were finally relaxed, and I asked the question just now. He took a puff of cigarette and said, "Jiu Yazi, you still have a lot to learn. , This kind of situation is called suspended animation, after you become the Eight Immortals, you must pay attention to this situation, otherwise it will be the sin of our Eight Immortals to bury a living person."

I asked some related matters about Lao Wang, and he told me that there are many complicated ceremonies after death, which are generally divided into small burial, funeral announcement, encoffining, lingering, mourning, wake, large burial, breaking the evil spirit, opening the way, and going out of the funeral , Burial, Huiling, Maihuo, Anling, Yuanfen, the first seven.

And because the couple died unjustly, many ceremonies were ignored. They were dragged to our village on the same day of death. The corpses were only parked for one night before they were ready to be buried. Buried alive.

With this episode, the happiest thing is the old man. He saw his son resurrected from the dead, and gave each of us Eight Immortals an additional 200 yuan. , then received it.

The so-called taking people's money to work for others refers to us Eight Immortals. After receiving the money, a few of us sent the old man and the "resurrected" man back to the village, and let the little boy follow us to the funeral. After all, the woman in the coffin is It is the custom for the mother of the little boy to send him to the funeral.

The few of us were busy again, put the coffin lid back on, burned some candles and ingots in front of the coffin, tied the dragon frame, and carried the coffin straight to the grave.

Logically speaking, the weight of the coffin should be lighter if one person is missing, but the fact is just the opposite. We didn't feel lighter, but felt that the coffin was heavier than before.

We all carried the coffin with dull heads along the way, and no one expressed the doubts in our hearts. We just wanted to let the coffin be buried as soon as possible.

When I arrived at the cemetery, the moon was already in the west, and the sky was gradually getting darker. A few crows were circling in the air, making desolate chirping sounds, which were extremely ear-piercing, and an inexplicable sense of depression hit me. At that moment, this feeling of depression was even stronger, and I was a little breathless.

Lao Wang found a few torches and lit them around the tomb, making the originally dark environment brighter. He took out his mobile phone to check the time and said, "It's half an hour before the burial, everyone take a rest. , smoke a cigarette!" As he spoke, he gave each of us a cigarette.

I took the cigarette, sat down next to Old Wang, and said, "Old Wang, I feel a little lonely in my heart for no reason, what's going on!"

He smiled and said: "It must be a bit of a rush to lift the coffin for the first time, but you will get used to it in the future, don't be so scared that you pee your pants!"

What he said made the Eight Immortals burst into laughter, but I didn't care, after all, they were all my seniors, so I suppressed the doubts in my heart.

After resting for a while, the tomb of the old dynasty scattered some yellow paper, tea leaves, grain (rice without grinding), salt, and wheat, and said a few strange words, which read, "Aozi Village, Dongxing Town, Wangmen Mrs. Liu is buried here, I implore all ghosts and gods to look after some of them!"

After finishing speaking, Pharaoh clasped his fists in both hands and made three bows to the east, and then ordered us to tear off the towels on our arms. The moment we pulled off the towels, strictly speaking, it was the moment I pulled off the towels , something weird happened.

I only heard the little boy pointing to the grave and screaming, "Mom, there is a monster!" I looked along the little boy's finger, and saw a scary little hole in the grave at some point. Countless ants drilled out of it.

These ants are indescribably weird, the size of a thumb, green in color, and glowing with pale blue fluorescence, like fireflies at night. When they saw us and rushed towards us fiercely, we screamed in fright and dropped our hands. I ran with the handkerchief in my hand, and ran behind Lao Wang in just a few seconds. In our hearts, Lao Wang is the backbone.

The old Wang's face darkened, and he cursed: "Look at your cowardly appearance, you are just bigger ants, what are you afraid of, kill them quickly!"

The Eight Immortals stood tremblingly behind the Old Wang, but they didn't dare to go forward, they crooked the old Wang's teeth in anger, pointed at the Eight Immortals and cursed, "If you delay the auspicious time, let's see if the dead will trouble you!"

As soon as the words came out, the Eight Immortals looked at me and I looked at you. If the dead really came to seek trouble, it was no joke. He picked up the hoe left by digging the grave from the ground and walked towards the grave.

I was stunned for a while, I didn’t go up, I didn’t go up, I finally gritted my teeth, picked up a hoe, followed the footsteps of the Eight Immortals, walked over, didn’t make any movements, just smashed those weird ants In the past, there were only constant bang bang noises and sparks flying everywhere.

Those ants seem to be made of iron. When you slap them with a hoe, there is a clang sound. Instead of killing them, they slap them into the soil. The Eight Immortals even took a torch and swept towards the ant cave.

Although the ants were ferocious, fortunately the Eight Immortals were more united. After a brave struggle, the strange ants were finally overwhelmed and fled in all directions.

"Jiu Yazi, come here and see what kind of thing it is!" I just put down the hoe when I heard Lao Wang's voice.

(End of this chapter)