My master is invincible

Chapter 27 Conflict
As the saying goes, the dead are the greatest, so I didn't argue with the Taoist priest, I apologized to him, and then said: "The dead body is so rotten, are you planning to open a way and bury it?"

I tried to tone down my tone as much as possible, for fear of offending them accidentally. These Taoist priests are not very capable, but they have a very strong temper, and they are all organized.

The Taoist priest nodded and said, "I have no other choice but to bury it. I have tried everything, but the corpse still rots so quickly."

"An embalming injection as well?" I glanced into the coffin and asked.

"I beat him the day I just died, otherwise the body might rot faster!" After speaking, the Taoist closed his eyes slightly, wrapped his hands in his arms, and the old god sat on the stool comfortably.

Seeing the attitude of the Taoist priest, I knew that I would not get any information if I continued to ask, so I took some lime and sprinkled it on both sides of the coffin, and then walked around in front of the coffin a few times, trying to find something on the deceased.

Needless to say, after only three turns, I heard some very subtle voices inside the coffin. If I didn't listen carefully, I couldn't hear them at all.

I stretched my body forward a few inches, the rotten smell was too strong, I pinched my nostrils, pressed my ears to the edge of the coffin, and listened carefully to the voices inside.

"啅, 啅"

This sound was extremely ear-piercing, like thousands of mosquitoes buzzing in my ears. I retracted my body, rubbed my ears, ran to the woman, and said, "There are living creatures in the coffin, I think Turn over Li Hazi's body and have a look!"

Before the woman could speak, a five or six-year-old boy next to her bit my arm violently when I wasn't paying attention, and I screamed in pain.

"You compensate my father, you are the bad guy who killed my dad! Now you have to find dad's body, you are a bad guy." After the little boy let go of his mouth, he burst into tears.

I rubbed the arm that was bitten, looked at the woman, and said, "If you don't want Li Hazi to die in peace, then open the body and have a look." I was also a little angry, this funeral has nothing to do with me , Now I am not human on both sides.

The woman didn't speak, she hugged the little boy and asked him to kowtow a few times, she was silent for a long time, and said: "The matter is already like this, you can do whatever you want! Just don't let my man die with his eyes closed!"

It is a big taboo to rummage corpses in the countryside, and no one will agree unless forced to do so. It is really not easy for that woman to say such words.

Immediately, I nodded, found a bamboo stick, and moved the coffin lid to the side first. The coffin lid was a bit heavy, and I asked those Taoist priests to hold hands, and they wrapped their hands one by one, completely as a bystander. I really want to go up and slap them a few big ears. Is there such a Taoist priest who is not afraid that the dead will find him something.

In the end, it took a lot of effort to remove the coffin lid. I was already tired and out of breath, so I planned to take a few deep breaths to adjust my breathing. A strong rancid smell entered my nose, and I vomited with a loud wow When I got up, I vomited out the overnight meal, and almost vomited out the stomach acid. The rancid smell was too strong.

After vomiting for a while, I wiped the vomit residue from my mouth, walked to the coffin, poked the quilt with a bamboo stick, and heard the sound of ticking, ticking water.

Where is the sound of water coming from this dry main room?I had some doubts in my heart, and looked around the main room. It was very simple, but the walls were very dry, without a trace of dampness, let alone the sound of dripping water.

The sound of ticking, ticking water became more and more intense, and I was a little scared. Could it be that what happened last time would happen again?

I glanced at the main room again. This time, I looked carefully at every corner of the main room, not missing any blind spots, but I still didn't find anything.

Is it?

I quickly squatted down and looked at the bottom of the coffin, my God, there was a lot of corpse water flowing under the coffin, it was so green and disgusting,

"No, the longevity lamp is going to be turned off!" I looked up to the front of the coffin, and saw a small part of corpse water dripping into the tray of the longevity lamp.

Hearing what I said, the Taoist gave me an annoyed look, "Ho Nimapi, I've already seen it!"

As he said that, the Taoist moved the longevity lamp a little away. As for the corpse water, he ignored it, so he asked the master to find some plastic film to wrap the coffin, and just bury it without opening the way.

I really have nothing to do with these Taoist priests who only recognize money. The traditions left by our ancestors, many things are forgotten by these non-Taoist priests. The steps that can be saved are all saved by him. He only thinks about the master’s family. The banknotes in the pocket are now even saved to open the way.

"No, we have to open the way. Once you are buried like this, you bastards will kill the owner's family. Do you f*ck feel at ease when you earn this kind of money?" He yelled at the Taoist priest.

"The master didn't say anything, what right do you, the coffin bearer, have to say?" The Taoist priest asked several other Taoist priests to surround me and was about to beat me in the main room.

This kind of Taoist priests who specialize in opening roads in the countryside, generally few people dare to offend them. As for the reason, it is very simple, who doesn't have an old man?Even if you don't have one at home, your relatives will always have it.

If you offend these Taoist priests, you can invite them to do the field, open the road, and go to the funeral in the future, and the price will kill people. Yes, I was worried about this last time. The Taoist priests who opened the way were all invited from other places.

Therefore, none of the people present came to make a rescue, even Li Hazi's relatives just sighed, didn't say anything, and let the group of Taoist priests surround me.

The anger in my heart burst out all at once, and I was so angry that I lost my mind a little. I took off the clothes on my upper body, "You bastards, see clearly, this is the result of the last funeral, look at the lying The dead in the coffin, and look at the seven fake immortals in Li Village, all of them were caused by the failure of the funeral, you bastards, dare to say such shameless things as burial, the dead will not get peace, you Do you think the dead will let you bastards go? Will you let the master go? Have your fucking conscience been taken away by dogs?"

After saying this, I had a very strange feeling in my heart, vaguely as if I was holding on to something heavy, especially when it came to funerals, the feeling in my heart was very strong.

But I can't think about it, this feeling is very mysterious, it can't be expressed in a few words, it feels like I touched something.

Before I had time to think more, I was kicked in the stomach, which was very painful. I slipped and sat on the ground. Immediately afterwards, I was kicked seven or eight times. "

"Fuck, even a coffin bearer dares to be presumptuous in front of us. Do you believe that as long as we send a word, you group of coffin bearers can't even take over the job? And you fucking tell us about your blisters, you don't pick it up Funeral, can this happen?" The Taoist kicked my stomach again and said, "Hit me!"

(End of this chapter)