My master is invincible

Chapter 23
My heart skipped a beat, and I said, "You... you, don't be kidding, I'm only 18, how could I die so early."

"You're really going to die!" The old scholar frowned.

"Are you kidding me?" I felt a little desolate in my heart, who is not afraid of death?

"No," the old scholar punctured a blister and said, "Does the smell look familiar to you?"

"It's kind of familiar, it seems to be the smell of corpses!" Don't tell me, I smelled it carefully, and the rotten smell was a bit like the smell from a rotting corpse.

"In this hot day, the corpse of the deceased has been parked in the main room for seven days. Have you ever smelled the stench of corpses?" the old scholar asked again.

"No!" I shook my head, as if I understood what the old scholar meant, "You won't say that the blisters on my body are actually corpse spots?"

"No!" The old scholar glanced at me, "It's more terrifying than corpse spots, it's Shapao."

Hearing this, my legs softened and I sat down on the ground. As we all know, after death, there will be a breath in the heart. In metaphysics, this breath is called evil spirit. Therefore, after death, some rituals will be held to Paying homage to the dead, one is to show filial piety to the dead, and the other is to break the breath of the dead.

As for the evil spirit, it is invisible and intangible, just like air. No one knows what it looks like. All they know is that there will be such a thing after death. The evil spirit that the old scholar said, I read it in the funeral scriptures. However, it is a fixed form of evil spirit. If you are caught by evil spirit, ask the Taoist priest to intercede with the dead and burn some yellow paper to the dead. .

Thinking of this, I was terrified in my heart. I just earned some money to share the family burden for my father. How could I die like this? I am the only child in my family. What will my parents do after I die?
"Is there a way to break it?" I was stunned for a long time, and I choked out such a sentence. At that time, I really hoped that the old scholar could nod, but after all, it was just hope.

The old scholar shook his head, ruthlessly killed my hope, and said, "Fate!"

I walked home in despair, thinking that if I got the funeral scriptures, I could make a great career in the coffin bearer industry, but I didn't expect to be infected with such a thing in the first funeral, which really fulfilled Du Fu's poem. Die first, make the hero burst into tears.

As soon as he arrived at the door, Fatty Guo sat on the threshold. When he saw me coming, he stood up and said with a smile, "Brother Ninth, which widow's door did you kick in the middle of the night?"

I didn't have the mood to pay attention to him, and said lightly, "Why didn't you sleep?"

"I saw you sneaking towards the other side from the window, and thought you were going to kick the widow's door, so I followed out. After thinking about it, I was afraid of ruining your good deeds, so I waited for you here!" Fatty Guo smiled and said : "Quickly tell me, which widow is it? Tomorrow night, I'll go and break it!"

With Fatty Guo, no matter how bad my mood is, I will always be amused by him. Even if I know I am dying, I will be amused by him. I kicked his fat ass and said, "Fuck off!" , you fucking kicked the widow's door!"

As we said that, Fatty Guo and I walked towards the house. While walking, we casually said, "Fatty, someday I will die, can you treat my parents well?"

"Your parents are my parents!" Fatty Guo patted my shoulder unintentionally, rubbed it hard, and said, "Did something happen to me?"

"It's okay!" I replied lightly, turned around and walked towards my room, and when I was about to go in, I turned around and said softly to Fatty Guo, "Thank you!"

"Do you still think of me as a brother? Tell me if you are a brother!" Fatty Guo rushed over angrily, grabbed my collar, and said word by word: "Say, what happened to me? "

Because Fatty Guo exerted too much force, my clothes were lifted up, and some blisters on my abdomen were seen. He put me down without saying a word, took out his mobile phone, pressed a few numbers, and said, "Ouch! It hurts." I'm dead, Dad, I was in a car accident, ouch! It hurts so much, hurry up and pay me 1 yuan for medical bills! ouch, ouch, hurry up, or you won't see your son, my card number It's 622848..."

After finishing speaking, Fatty Guo pulled out the electric board of the mobile phone, and said with a smile: "My father will definitely send money later, and you can go to the hospital in a big city to see it tomorrow. The blisters are easy to cure, so why be so pessimistic?" ? People should be happy when they are alive."

I wish I had blisters on my body. The problem is, even if this thing goes to the hospital, it cannot be cured. However, if they are not moved by Fatty Guo's behavior, no one will believe it.

"Thank you!" I said lightly, turned and went back to the room, closed the door, and took out my mobile phone. I wrote down the number of Fatty Guo's father when I was at school, so I knew his number, and dialed Fatty Guo's father phone.

The phone was connected after a beep, and without waiting to speak, I said, "Uncle Guo, don't believe the fat man, he cheated your money to go to Nvpiao Nvchang."

Afterwards, I chatted casually with Fatty Guo’s old man, hung up the phone, and sat on the bed alone in a daze. Looking back on my 18 years of life, I can’t say it was a failure, but it was definitely not a success. My heart was full of bitterness, and I started Some regret the obsession with Liuding Liujia.

Some people say that obsession is a state. When you succeed because of obsession, that kind of obsession is called persistence. When you fail because of obsession, that kind of obsession is called stupidity.

I think I should be the latter. With all thoughts lost, I found out the Liuding Liujia burial scriptures, read them, and planned to take a last look at the ancient books I have been obsessed with for so many years, and then burn them to commemorate my short years .

Flipping, flipping, I accidentally saw a sentence in the burial scriptures, "Evil is also broken, bubble is also wronged, the two complement each other, that is to say.

When I saw this sentence, I almost cried. I thought that life would come to an end like this, but I didn't expect that at the funeral, I could see hope again.

As for that sentence, it is easy to understand. If the evil spirit is broken and the bubble still exists, it means that the deceased has grievances. As long as the two things are clarified, everything will naturally return to calm.

I was so ecstatic that I picked up the funeral scripture and kissed it suddenly, put it back to the original place, rushed out to find the old scholar, and saw Fatty Guo standing at my door and was about to knock on the door.

"Missing spring? Smiling so fucking?" Fatty Guo was taken aback.

I have experienced great sorrow and great joy in my life, and my behavior is often unexpected. I hugged Fatty Guo, kissed him hard on the face, and said: "Plump men are very attractive to widows!"

Regardless of Fatty Guo's reaction, I threw off my footsteps and ran towards the old scholar's house. Fatty Guo roared like a pig from behind, "Chen Jiu, you've been paid a thousand dollars, you took away my first kiss."

Thanks to the bad people for their redness!Thank you!

(End of this chapter)