My master is invincible

Chapter 21 Fatty Guo

When I got home that afternoon, I touched some ointment on my body. The blisters on my body were a little smaller.

At noon the next day, Lao Wang and I went to the master's house to settle the funeral money, and then went to see the eight false immortals. They said that it was just weakness in the legs and feet, and there was no other problem.

I gave each of them two hundred. Although they didn't carry the coffin, since I agreed, I should give them the money. This is my principle.

Afterwards, I settled the accounts with Lao Wang again, and gave each of the Eight Immortals an additional salary of 100 yuan, and another [-] yuan for the white-mouthed woman. Work or not, money must be given, this is the rule.

Except for some salary and miscellaneous expenses, I earned 800 yuan from this funeral. It seems a lot to earn more than 800 yuan in six days. My red envelope only earned more than [-], and more importantly, the owner added [-] later, otherwise this funeral, not to mention my busy work, would have to post a few thousand.

I took 300 stickers for my father and left more than 21 for myself. Afterwards, I went to the town and bought a mobile phone. It’s the [-]st century, and it’s shameful to say that I don’t have a mobile phone.

After buying a mobile phone, my first call was to my high school classmate. I asked him if he had a job. If he didn’t have a job, he would come to Aozi Village to find me. His answer was also very straightforward, and he would arrive tomorrow.

Speaking of this classmate, I have to mention something. When I was in school, I was bullied for being obsessed with Liu Ding Liu Jia, while he was because of his body shape. One word describes him as fat, and two words mean he is very fat.

As for how fat he is, let me put it this way, he is like a ball, as thick as the top and bottom, and his eyes are narrowed into a line. I can never tell whether he is open or closed. It's no wonder the school wasn't bullied. His classmates jokingly called him Fatty Guo. After a long time, even the head teacher called Fatty Guo, Fatty Guo.

If fat is his body shape, then sex is his essence. I became buddies with him because of the word sex. Once, Fatty Guo didn’t know which muscle got it wrong. One touch, just touch it, the woman can't tell who it is right, but Fatty Guo yelled after touching it, 'Wow, the school girl's butt is so soft', just like that, the school girl called a group The ruffians in society beat him up.

I saw that he was beaten badly, so I said a few good words for him. As a result, the two of us were beaten up by a group of people. We formed a bond at that time and became best friends. He dropped out of school, and he called the village to ask the reason. I said he had no money, but he offered to support me, but I refused. Later, for some reason, he also dropped out of school and stayed at home.

However, his family is more than a thousand times better than mine, and his parents both work in the county bank. The reason why he came to me is because he thinks that the Eight Immortals are old now, and it’s okay to carry a coffin for a short distance. Far away, the stamina is not as good as that of young people, so I put my mind on him.

Early the next morning, Fatty Guo came with a big bag of things, "Ninth brother, I'm here, is there a girl in the job you mentioned?" This was the first sentence he said when he came to Aozi Village.

"Fortunately, I can meet Hua Girl, and luckily I can even meet female celebrities!" I said the truth, but I added another sentence in my heart, the premise is that after they die, they will ask us to carry the coffin.

"Really?" Fatty Guo said joyfully, hugged me, and said, "Ninth brother, I know you are the best for my brothers! When I marry Hua girl in the future, I will definitely invite you to sit on the table."

Hearing this, I really didn't know how to answer him, so I could only perfunctory, bring him to my house, and introduce him to my parents.

After listening to my introduction, my father glanced at Fatty Guo in surprise, and said, "Just him? Will he do that job?"

"Uncle, what you said is wrong. I am strong and strong, so I can't do anything!" Fatty Guo retorted, looking at me, "Ninth brother, are you right?"

I nodded immediately, fearing that my father would slip up, I hurriedly asked my father to prepare a few small dishes for Fatty Guo. My father sighed and walked to the kitchen without saying anything.

"Haha!" Fatty Guo suddenly burst out laughing, "Our two brothers are finally together again, this job must show its strengths, and in the future, when I see those grandchildren at school, grandpa beat them to death with money."

"Yes, smash them to death with money!" Seeing Fatty Guo start planning for the future, I really couldn't bear to break his dream, so I had to agree.

"By the way, you haven't mentioned any work yet?" Fatty Guo found a stool beside me and sat down.

"Manual work, can you do it? I'll give you one hundred at a time!" I said.

"Isn't it prostitution?" The fat man tightened his legs and looked at me cautiously.

"Get out!" Ma De, this dead fat man is full of yellow thoughts, he really doesn't know what his parents are like, they can give birth to such a superb son.

"You don't have to sell yourself, you can do other jobs!" Fatty Guo crossed his legs and raised his body backwards, looking indifferent.

"Okay, rest at my house for a few days, I'll call you if there is work!" After finishing speaking, I went to the next room to make a bed for him. To be honest, my house is not big, only four houses, and it is an earthen house. The whole village is almost full of red brick houses, but my house is still an earthen house.

After tidying up the room, my father’s meals were also ready. Because my mother was sick and couldn’t leave the bed, my father sent some meals to the bedside to feed my mother. Sometimes I really admire my father. No matter the summer is hot or the winter is cold, I will accompany my mother during the meal time and feed it mouthful. Maybe this is how loving the poor couple is!
"Auntie's still sick?" Fatty Guo glanced into his mother's room and asked.

"The doctor said that this life can only be spent in bed, let fate!" I took a bite of rice, not wanting to get entangled in this issue, so I told him to eat quickly.

Fatty Guo snorted, took out a large amount of medicine from the package he brought with him, and put it on the table, "I heard that my aunt was sick, so I didn't know what to buy to see her, so I bought a bunch of nutritional supplements. Don't refuse, we two brothers, if you say thank you, we will see you!"

I didn't say anything to thank, so I just accepted it. I have been in high school for two years, and I know his temperament very well. As he himself said, he will be offended if he says thank you.

In the next few days, I took Guo Fatty around Aozi Village a few times, introduced some geographical features to him, and talked about some funeral scriptures. As for the specific work, I never told him.

Fatty Guo has been curiously asking me what kind of job I am, and even wondered if I am engaged in pyramid schemes. I kicked him and said with a smile, I will know when the time comes.

Six days have passed like this. That night, when I was about to go to bed, Fatty Guo stopped me, looked at me, and exclaimed: "Brother Jiu, why are the blisters on your neck so big, and there are black spots on them? Muddy stuff."

(End of this chapter)