My master is invincible

Chapter 18 Kneeling
I've always been worried about something happening to the coffin, but I didn't expect something to happen right now. I turned my head to look at the master's house, and saw him tremblingly saying, "Something... something happened, the coffin can't be lifted!"

"What's going on?" I asked him.

"Just go and have a look." He pulled me and walked towards the coffin.

When they came to the coffin, they saw that the eight fake immortals had exerted all their strength to feed the baby, and the coffin fell to the ground quietly, motionless.

"Ma De, if you don't believe me, you can't lift it up. Let's work hard together." The leading middle-aged man cursed grinningly: "One, two, three, lift!"

The eight false immortals lifted the coffin vigorously again, but the coffin was still motionless. The middle-aged man cursed: "Made, hell, come again!"

"Chen Baxian, what should we do? Will it delay the auspicious time?" The master asked anxiously from the side.

I smiled and said: "Don't worry, there is still some time before the auspicious time, let them suffer a little bit first, and be willing to make trouble!" As I said, I walked over, intending to give them "cheer, come on!" '

"What's the matter, the eight elders can't lift a coffin, and all their strength is on the girls?" I stood beside the coffin and said with a smile.

"Ma De, brothers, don't let the outsiders see the joke!" The middle-aged man glared at me and shouted at the fake fairies.

"Yes, you should use force, how can you lift it without force!" I said tepidly from the side.

The reason for not being able to lift the coffin is very clear in my heart. The deceased belonged to that kind of life, and the requirements for the coffin bearer are extremely high. These fake fairies really think that anyone can carry the coffin, so they should suffer a little bit.

The group of fake fairies tried three times in a row, their faces were red and their ears were red, and their heads were sweating profusely, but the coffin was still on the ground and did not move at all. They seemed to know something was wrong, so the middle-aged man asked me: "Boy, what's going on, is it Did you move your hands and feet?"

I shrugged and said, "You think I'm capable of that?"

The middle-aged man took a look at me, shook his head, and said, "You don't have the ability to measure me, so what should I do now?"

"Let Lao Wang carry it, otherwise I will not be responsible for anything that happens!" I made it clear that I didn't want to talk to them, because I was a little anxious when I saw the host's family nearby. After all, the funeral is a big event, so what happened Not good.

"Hehe! Old Wang!" The middle-aged man sneered, and changed his tone: "Brothers! It must be the kid's fault, beat him up!" Saying that, the middle-aged man didn't waste any more nonsense, and waved at the fake fairies Wave your hand and get ready to punch me!

When I saw this situation, I was not in a hurry. There are so many relatives of the master's family present, I don't believe that they would watch me being beaten, and without mentioning the identity of the successor, they would not stand idly by just because I found the grave for them.

As I expected, as soon as the fake fairies surrounded me, the two brothers Li Jianmin and Li Jianguo came over with a dozen big men. Li Jianmin said, "Li Hazi, today is the day for my father's funeral. Don't mess around, or don't blame me, the three brothers of the Li family, for disregarding the feelings of fellow villagers."

"Hehe!" Li Hazi glanced at me, and said coldly, "You bully the few because of the number of people, right?"

After speaking, Li Hazi turned to look at a thin middle-aged man, and said, "Monkey, call my nephew and tell him that his uncle is about to be beaten to death, and ask him to bring more people from the police station! "

I didn't feel much when I heard this, but I felt that Li Hazi was a very special person, but the face of the master changed drastically. He first asked Li Hazi to wait, then pulled me and said, "Can you Let them carry the coffin away? Li Hazi's nephew is here, so this matter will be difficult!"

Hearing this, I was a little puzzled, even if someone came from the police station, they still have to be reasonable, right?He asked the master why, and the master said that Li Hazi's nephew is Lang Gao, who is the head of a school at the age of twenty, and has a strong background. Li Hazi dared to be so arrogant because he relied on Lang Gao's power.

To tell you the truth, I am an ordinary person, listening to this, it would be a lie to say that I am not afraid, but considering the fate of the deceased, I will never allow them to mess around, so I told the master: "Let him Come on, I don't believe that there is no law in this world!"

"This... this..., today is the day of my father's funeral. If my father blames me for making such a fuss, our family will be ruined!" The master almost cried after saying this.

I sighed, feeling quite helpless, serving someone's job is under other people's control. I can't insist on such a request from the master, so I can only tell the truth, "Your father's horoscope is wrong, it's not easy to lift the coffin!"

"Then what should we do? You can't put the coffin in the main room, right?" The host glanced at Li Hazi, and stayed on the coffin for a while, as if thinking of something, with a pleading tone, "You accept this funeral, It can’t be done halfway.”

"Don't worry, I have my own solution! The premise is that these fake immortals have to be driven away, otherwise, it will be very difficult!" I didn't mean to make things difficult for the master, but these fake immortals will really get in the way here, maybe they will. Let's make a fuss.

"Okay!" The master's family said this, as if they had made a lot of determination, and immediately pulled the other two brothers of his family, knelt down to Li Hazi, and said, "Old Li, we have been in the same village for so many years. I, Li Jiandang, have never begged you, today is the day of my father's funeral, I beg you to be merciful, let Lao Wang and the others come to carry the coffin, I will give you a lot of your salary."

"It's not a matter of money, but that the village has never invited outsiders to carry a coffin for many years. You are breaking the rules of the village!" Li Hazi's tone may be a little soft because he saw the three brothers of the master's family kneeling on the ground.

"Our family is poor, so we can't afford 'professionals' to do the funeral. We can only invite Chen Baxian and the others. For the sake of the same village, please let my father go to the ground!" Said, the three brothers of the main family turned to the ground Kowtow violently.

Seeing this scene, I was not in a good mood. This is the helplessness of the rural people. I walked over immediately, helped the three brothers of the master's family up, and said to Li Hazi: "I didn't touch the coffin, and you don't need to call it." Lang Gao brought people here, if you really want to carry it, there are ways, but if something happens, just don’t blame me."

After finishing speaking, I stared into Li Hazi's eyes, and said word by word: "You, you, really, want, lift?"

Hearing this, Li Hazi hesitated, discussed with the false immortals for a while, and then said: "As long as the coffin can be lifted, we will definitely send the coffin to the grave!"

"I hope you don't regret it!" As I said that, I took out a few copper coins from my pocket and threw them over the coffin.

All of a sudden, the copper coins formed a gossip model in the sky, I slapped the head of the coffin with my palm, and said angrily: "Ashes to dust, dust to dust, there will be no people in the underworld!"

As the voice fell to the ground, there was still a trace of the moon's shadow, but it suddenly disappeared, followed by thunder, heavy rain, and it was dark everywhere, with a strange smell.

(End of this chapter)