My master is invincible

Chapter 1116 Carrying the Coffin

We had just finished the dragon frame, and Ge Hongchen called a group of people over, saying that these people were all art soldiers, and they would be responsible for playing the suona when carrying the coffin. I immediately agreed and arranged for You Tianming On the side of the Art Soldiers, You Tianming led them to the front.

After arranging the Suona matter, Yang Dalong came over and said that he also wanted to help.

I thought, with so many people present, everything is basically arranged properly, so there is no work for him. However, seeing his depressed face, I thought about it, and it seemed that there was still a shortage of firecrackers, so I set off the firecrackers. The job was assigned to him.

Then Yang Dalong looked happy, and said that he would definitely set off the firecrackers, which made me very depressed, just set off firecrackers, as for that?
After everything was done, it was close to six o'clock. A round of red sun was shining brightly in the sky, and it sprinkled a bright red, which made the whole land look like it was covered with a red coat, which was really beautiful.

"Guo Yaozu, when the coffin is lifted, follow along. Be sure to pay attention to the balance of the coffin, and don't let the coffin fall to one side." I yelled at Fatty Guo.

When Fatty Guo heard this, he was stunned for a long time, and began to tie up his words, "Nine... Nine... Brother Nine, what did you call me just now?"

"Guo Yaozu! What, is there a problem?" I looked at him suspiciously.

He gave up again and again and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I haven't heard someone call my name for a long time."

I understand what he means, the main reason is that this guy is so fat that people forget his real name. Most people call him Fatty or Guo Fatty. Even his parents talk about Fatty and shut up. So, Fat people are also a kind of sadness at some point.

And the reason why I called him by his real name is that Fatty Guo has matured, and calling him by his name is a kind of encouragement to him. Of course, in the eyes of others, the name is just a title, but in Fatty Guo’s view, this name , but it contains too many things.

So, I smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't live up to your name."

He nodded heavily, and said in a deep voice, "Guangzong Yaozu."

After finishing speaking, Guo Yaozu walked up to me without saying a word, with a solemn expression on his face.

To be honest, I have known this guy for many years, and I rarely see his expression like this. Usually he has a hippie smile, and occasionally he is a little bit lewd, and this makes me breathe a sigh of relief. I have to say that these people around me , the most worrying thing is this guy, always worried that this guy will cause trouble outside.

For me, among so many friends around me, only Fatty Guo, Jieba, and Chen Erbei are the most important. As for Lang Gao and others, they are closer friends than friends in my heart, not life and death friends.

As for people, just like this, there is always a degree of affection for the people around you.

As the saying goes, a bowl of water is level, how many people can really do this, even parents still have a distinction between their children.

Immediately, I glanced at Fatty Guo, and breathed a sigh of relief. I hope this guy grows up like this, and I have an explanation to his parents. I brought this guy into the coffin-bearer business. There is an urgent need for him to make some achievements. Secondly, his father once approached me and said that he didn’t care what kind of industry his son was in, and only hoped that his son could make a name for himself in that industry, even if he was a coffin-bearer.

Thinking of this, I clenched my fists and stopped talking, so I began to arrange the positions of the people. First, I found sixteen soldiers who looked more vigorous to carry the people behind the leather coffin. In most cases, the center of gravity of the coffin will tilt towards the back, and several strong men are required to be responsible for this part.

Afterwards, another 32 people were arranged to carry the coffin in the middle. The middle of the human skin coffin was divided into four dragon frames, and sixteen willow sticks were tied to the dragon frames, each of which was handled by two people.

The remaining 33 people were arranged by me in front of the coffin. The 32 of them are the same as the middle ones, they are responsible for carrying the coffin, and the last person is responsible for the helm. The main reason is that there are too many people carrying the coffin this time. The direction was wrong, and more importantly, I was afraid that my footsteps would be inconsistent when lifting the coffin, so I arranged for one person to walk in front and take charge of the helm.

From this point of view, someone will definitely ask, why the number of people behind the coffin is the least when it was said earlier that the center of gravity is behind the coffin.

The reason is that when lifting the coffin, the whole human skin coffin tends to face forward. Anyone who has studied physics knows that when an object is in a forward state, once the back force is insufficient, it will easily affect the overall coffin lifting speed. If the force is too strong, a posture of falling forward will appear, and the entire human skin coffin will be pressed down, causing the center of gravity of the entire human skin coffin to be pressed forward.

Because of this, 16 people were arranged in the back, no more and no less, and the strength was just right.

After arranging the number of people, I glanced at it, and there were 81 people standing beside the human skin coffin. When making the dragon frame, considering the large number of people, the dragon frame was made a bit big, so they stood far away from the human skin coffin. The distance between the coffins was about 45 centimeters, which was 35 centimeters farther than the usual distance to carry the coffins.

"Guo Yaozu, stand behind the coffin and remember what I told you earlier." I said to Guo Yaozu.

He hummed and walked over immediately, keeping his eyes on the coffin.

"Xiao Jiu, look at this posture, I'm afraid it will be very difficult when I can walk!" Ge Hongchen moved to my side and asked.

I thought about it, and it is indeed the case. There are too many coffin bearers, and it is easy to have inconsistent steps. But these coffin bearers in front of me are soldiers, and they are very disciplined, so this situation should not happen.

As soon as I mentioned this idea to Ge Hongchen, he gave up immediately, "No, it's the first time for them to carry the coffin, and they are inevitably a little scared. Once something happens, they will definitely mess up their own way. Just in case , let someone make a slogan."

"No!" I rejected his proposal straight away. Isn't this a lie? Whoever carries the coffin is still chanting. Could it be that while carrying the coffin, he shouted, 121, 121.

"Then what do you think should be done? What if something happens later and they get confused?" Ge Hongchen asked me.

This is a problem. In fairness, I am willing to believe in their psychological quality, but no one can guarantee what will happen when the coffin is lifted. There will be a murder case!
What to do?What to do?
For a while, I was in a bit of trouble, so I looked towards the new tomb. The distance in the middle is 36 meters. If it is a normal coffin, the distance of 36 meters is just a few minutes. But the situation is different now. The 36 meters of the human skin coffin we carried seemed so long to us, as if there was no end to it.

(End of this chapter)