My master is invincible

Chapter 1114 Everything is ready
Na Ge Hongchen said: "Xiao Jiu, to be honest, these soldiers have a kind of arrogance, and they all think that they are the pride of the country. If you can't do it alone, I'm afraid they won't be able to convince them, and they may even think that you are unfair and hard to convince." All!"

As he spoke, he looked towards the soldiers in the cemetery.

As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that these soldiers, as the country's toughest guards, must have a certain arrogance in themselves, so I said: "That's right, Master Guanyin has three birthdays, one is February [-]th, and the other is June [-]th." The nineteenth day of the lunar month and the nineteenth day of the ninth month are the third, and people whose birthdays belong to these three days must pray devoutly to Master Guanyin during these three days, and some people even need to fast to show their sincerity.”

"It won't affect him carrying the coffin, right?" Ge Hongchen hummed and asked in a low voice.

I explained: "It may not matter to some people, but there is a set of rules within our coffin bearers. For these three days, our coffin bearers must stop working, otherwise, it is easy to offend Master Guanyin. After all, in her old family Carrying the coffin on a birthday is a bit unreasonable."

Hearing what I said, Ge Hongchen immediately said, "You mean that the dead cannot go to funerals for these three days?"

I nodded, "That's what it means. Some day-choosing masters will try to avoid these three days when it comes to choosing a day. No, it should be said that they will not choose these three days for the master."

As soon as the words fell, Ge Hongchen seemed to think of something, said thank you, and asked me: "Then let's see who else can't carry the coffin."

I didn't speak, picked up the file and continued to read it.

It took about two or three minutes, and I read all the birthday horoscopes of more than ninety names. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or what’s going on. I just eliminated 3 people, and there are exactly 12 people left. Then the problem comes, if these soldiers Just enough people to carry the coffin, what will Fatty Guo and You Tianming do?
I don't value You Tianming very much. After all, he is not a coffin bearer, but Fatty Guo must let him get involved. Firstly, Master Jiang said that Fatty Guo is a lucky star. Let him mix it up, I reckon that Fatty Guo can turn this cemetery upside down, the most important point is that Chen Tiannan committed suicide because of this human skin coffin, Fatty Guo told me more than once, saying that he must carry it well this time The human skin coffin is used to comfort Chen Tiannan's spirit in the sky.

Thinking of this, I showed embarrassment, pointed to the last name, and said to Ge Hongchen, "Director Ge, can you think of a way to remove the name of the last person?"

"Why?" he blurted out.

I said, "Fatty Guo must let him carry the coffin."

He was taken aback, and glanced at Fatty Guo, and Fatty Guo dropped the cigarette butt in his hand and walked towards us when we mentioned him, and asked me, "Brother Ninth, what did you mention about me?"

I gave a wry smile, not being able to speak, so I looked at Ge Hongchen and asked what he meant.

Ge Hongchen obviously understood, hesitated for a long time, and said: "Xiao Jiu, I'm afraid this is difficult to handle. These soldiers are ordered by me, but they are not subordinate to our Sixth Office. There is only a kind of cooperation between us." If you use this reason to ban one of them, I'm afraid it will offend those soldiers, and you know the consequences."

Now, I was in a bit of trouble, and there was only one thought in my mind, Fatty Guo must be involved in this coffin lifting, and after hearing this, Fatty Guo immediately said to me, "Brother Nine, if the human skin coffin can be stabilized this time, we will be with the heavens." The male brother’s sacrifice has an inseparable relationship, and I must blend in.”

I hummed, and looked at Ge Hongchen again.

He stopped at me and said, "This is up to you to figure out a way, I'm afraid I can't help you with this."

"I'll go, I have a way to convince them." You Tianming, who had never said anything, suddenly said, and all of us looked at him.

I asked him, "Tianming, what can you do?"

He smiled and said, "Ninth brother, don't worry, I will definitely take care of this matter for you."

After speaking, he looked at Ge Hongchen, "Director Ge, where are those soldiers, I'll go and tell them."

"Okay!" Ge Hongchen responded, and led You Tianming to the other side.

After they left, I planned to say a few words to Fatty Guo, but at this moment, a young soldier about 20 years old came over, holding a sack in his hand, and first saluted me, yes I said: "Mr. Chen Jiu, according to Director Ge's wishes, I sent you a bag of black oiled paper."

As he said that, he put the sack in front of me, gave another military salute and walked towards the left, and I didn't intend to leave.

I looked at him suspiciously, and asked him, "What? Is there anything else?"

He said: "Report to Mr. Chen, Director Ge said that you are asking about the soldiers whose zodiac signs are dragon and snake. My name is among them. I want to stay here to help you."

I was slightly taken aback, what happened to this soldier brother, why would he want to stay and help, you must know that there were more than 200 soldiers who came to the cemetery this time, and few soldiers came to help, and judging by the expression of this soldier, it seemed that If you listen to someone who is keen to help, ask him why.

He said: "Reporting to Mr. Chen, my father also did this in the countryside. My father taught me since I was a child that there is no distinction between high and low occupations, as long as I can serve others."

As soon as I said this, before I could speak, Fatty Guo answered immediately, and he said: "Young man, that's not bad. With this ideological awareness, Fatty has decided that you will be the one who lifts the coffin later."

"Thank you Fatty!" The soldier looked happy, and immediately smiled at Fatty Guo.

I didn't pay much attention to this little episode at first. After all, the soldier's zodiac sign is a dragon, which just meets the basic requirements for carrying a coffin. Without saying anything, he opened the sack and prepared to wrap the human skin coffin with oiled paper.

Open the sack, the oiled paper inside is all A4 paper, the length and width are 29.7cm and 21cm respectively, which makes me a little depressed. If I use a larger sheet of black oiled paper, it will be easier to paste, but it is this kind A4 paper.

So, I asked the soldier the reason, and he explained to me that this time the oil paper was urgently needed, and he could only obtain materials nearby, and there was no large sheet of oil paper nearby, only A4 oil paper. In desperation, he took this The paper was brought over.

When I heard this, I gave a wry smile and didn't ask any more questions, so I asked him to take some rice soup made from glutinous rice, and then took the black oil paper and started pasting it on the human skin coffin. The performance is extremely poor, it is extremely troublesome to paste, and it often bursts. In the end, there is really no way. I had to add some 502 glue to the rice soup.

Needless to say, this method is very good. Paste the black oil paper on the human skin coffin, even if you tear it with your hands, it is difficult to tear it off, and it can even be said that it cannot be torn off at all.

In this way, we spent nearly an hour pasting black oil paper on the top of the human skin coffin, even the bottom of the coffin. The whole coffin looked dark and oozing.

(End of this chapter)