My master is invincible

Chapter 1049 Human Skin Coffin (15)

After Yang Youfu and others left, all of us started discussing the human skin coffin. Yang Dalong said that this time the human skin coffin was a big event, and he needed to invite fellow villagers to a banquet. He also said that it should be as lively as possible without disrupting the ceremony .

To be honest, this human skin coffin is regarded as a grave relocation. If you can keep a low profile, try to be as low-key as possible. There is no need to be so high-profile and extravagant, but his relatives don't think so. , this fat man is still full.

This can’t be helped. It’s like this in the countryside. Everyone will compare everything they do. For example, when someone gets married, how much money they spent, and how many banquets they bought. These things are discussed by people after dinner. To put it bluntly , which is mutual comparison.

It is also this kind of comparison that makes some things more and more boring, and some of them are all contests between money.

In desperation, I had no choice but to agree to their proposal.

In the end, we began to discuss how to dig out the man's skin coffin. Yang Dalong said that his ancestor was buried on a lonely mountain three miles away. There are ten cemeteries on it, and his ancestor's tomb is one of them. How to find it depends on what wrist I use.

Regarding this result, I was very speechless and didn't say anything, so I asked them to prepare things and go to the tomb early tomorrow morning after You Tianming arrived. As for other things, we are not responsible at all. Then Yang Dalong said, we Just concentrate on tinkering with the human skin coffin, and he will take care of the rest.

After all this was agreed upon, all of us had a quick meal, and then Yang Dalong led us around, so he was familiar with the surrounding environment.

Needless to say, my first impression of the north is that it is flat, flat and flat, looking thousands of miles away, unlike our southern mountains. As for the folk customs, as a southerner, it is not easy to comment. After all, each region has different living customs. and folk customs.

Around the afternoon, You Tianming called me and said that he had arrived at the train station and didn't know how to get to the countryside, so he asked us to pick him up in the town.

Without any hesitation, I led Fatty Guo and the others directly to the town. Yang Dalong said that he had to stay in the countryside for some private matters, so he paid 3000 yuan for each of us. .

Of course, we didn't want this kind of money. After all, we came here to do business and not to ask for money, so we politely declined his kindness. A group of people went to the town and took a stroll around. In the evening At about the same time, You Tianming appeared at the bus station.

He was dressed fairly orthodox this time, with plaid long sleeves, a pair of blue trousers, a pair of sneakers under his feet, and a suona on his back. The suona was a little different from the suona we usually see, it was one meter long He wrapped it in a red cloth.

When I saw him, I walked over, "Tianming, you're finally here, come, let me introduce you!"

At that moment, I introduced Fatty Guo and others to You Tianming, and I introduced You Tianming to Fatty Guo and others.

Maybe they are all young people. In less than a while, they were talking and laughing, especially Fatty Guo was a gangster before hearing You Tianming. Chen Tiannan had already been thrown out of his mind by him.

Sometimes I really want to say, Fatty Guo is such a philistine, especially when it comes to making friends. If there is no opinion, he can say anything. He can even use his head as a stool for the other party. Once he has an opinion, he can Hate that guy for the rest of my life.

It can't be said that this kind of personality is bad, at least, everyone has their own personality, and I can't say anything, so I chatted with Chen Tiannan casually while he was talking to You Tianming.

Maybe Chen Tiannan was influenced by Fatty Guo, and he seemed to be in a heavy mood, and walked at the end sullenly. As for Chen Erbei, he followed along in obscurity.

Because You Tianming met Fatty Guo and the others for the first time, we didn't go back to the countryside directly that night, but had a meal in a small restaurant in the town and drank a few bottles of wine.

After drinking for three rounds, Fatty Guo didn't know whether he was drunk or what happened, he put his arm around You Tianming's shoulder, "Brother, let me tell you, it is very important to make friends in this life, don't make those friends." People who value sex over friends, especially those who are so afraid of their wives that they can make their brothers feel wronged."

Everyone present was sensible and knew that he was mocking Chen Tiannan. My face darkened and I said, "Fatty man, shut up if you drink too much, no one will treat you as dumb!"

He hiccupped and said with a bit of drunkenness, "Ninth brother, this matter is uncomfortable for me. We have been playing since high school, and it has been several years in the blink of an eye. I have never seen you being raped by anyone." Bullying like that."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at You Tianming, "Brother, you didn't see the scene that day, what happened to Brother Jiu being bullied by that woman, a tall and powerful woman scolded Brother Jiu, scolded That said, it's worse than killing the father and the enemy, that is to say, Brother Nine didn't get mad because he thought about their family harmony. If you owe money, you are no longer a person.”

Fatty Guo became more and more excited as he talked, and finally slapped his palm under the wine table, scaring the diners who were eating nearby to look suspiciously at him.

I'm so angry, this fat man has no other skills, his mouth is better than a woman's, he grabbed him, and yelled in a low voice: "Fatty man, heavenly men have their own difficulties, you are so special!" Why can't you shut your mouth!"

He opened my arm, "I can't close it!"

As he said that, he walked towards Chen Tiannan with a bottle of wine in his hand, "Chen Tiannan, if you fucking are a man, you should immediately divorce that stinky woman of yours. I won't believe it. You can't find anything good on your terms."

As soon as we said this, all of our faces changed. As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than one marriage. This fat man Guo is crazy. I immediately stood up and walked over, pulling the fat man Just get ready to go.

However, Fatty Guo is too fat to move at all. In desperation, I had no choice but to stare at him. Before I could speak, I heard Fatty Guo say: "Chen Tiannan, during the time when Brother Nine is away, we two brothers I had the best time, and I don't want to tell you many things, because I, like Brother Nine, think about your family harmony, but...but..."

Saying that, without knowing why, Fatty Guo raised the wine bottle and threw it on his head.

In an instant, there was an uproar throughout the whole process, and bright red blood came out, with a pungent beer smell.

Seeing this, I was a little dazed, originally I just asked them to have a meal with You Tianming, but now it turned out like this, I'm so depressed.

(End of this chapter)