My master is invincible

Chapter 1024 Colorful Coffin (Final Chapter Part [-])
I looked at Yang Yan and motioned him to talk about it.

He said: "I just had a dream like Brother Lang's, which was also about the deceased Song Guangliang. He said that the reason why Daoxu wanted to kill him was because Song Qianxi had a relationship with one of Daoxu's apprentices. In matters of love, she committed suicide by jumping off a building, and Song Qianxi became a young lady because of this. However, Daoxu did not intend to let Song Guangliang go, so he got such a colorful coffin for three purposes, one is to avenge his apprentice, and the other is to use the colorful coffin The coffin caused conflicts between the Palace of Eight Immortals and the Eight Great King Kongs, and third, Daoxu wanted to make a fuss about this funeral."

When I heard this, I was a little dazed. I knew that this funeral had something to do with Daoxu, but I never expected that one of Daoxu's apprentices would have a relationship with Song Qianxi, which was even more important. The important thing is that Daoxu's youngest apprentice, Han Jingui, is in his forties now, and the other apprentices are estimated to be 50+ years old, how could he have a relationship with Song Qianxi, isn't this bullshit?

In an instant, an idea flashed through my mind, love between grandparents and grandchildren.

I'll go, your circle is really messed up.

Immediately, I asked Yang Yan, "What happened to the deceased's nephew?"

He said: "The nephew of the deceased is a gangster outside, it is more appropriate for you to ask Tianming."

I glanced at You Tianming and didn't speak, which meant that I obviously wanted him to explain.

He came over and asked me, "What is the name of the deceased's nephew?"

I thought about it, and I remembered that Song Hua, the son of the deceased, seemed to have told me his cousin's name, Luo Xiaotian, so he told You Tianming about it.

After hearing this, he took out his mobile phone and made a call. After talking for about a minute, he hung up the phone and said to me: "Luo Xiaotian, nicknamed Tian Wa, is 1 years old. His family is quite rich, and he is considered the second generation of rich. Right! I have been in the town since junior high school, about three months ago, Luo Xiaotian disappeared for half a month, and when he came back, he had an extremely arrogant attitude, saying that he had paid homage to a very powerful master. Provoking Xiao Guizi again, threatening to drive Xiao Guizi out of our Sy City."

Hearing this, I was taken aback for a moment, if my guess is correct, then Luo Xiaotian disappeared for half a month, he must have been tricked by Dao Xu, and the so-called saying that the first month does not shave his head, shaves his head to kill his uncle is also spread by Dao Xu It can even be said that the whole funeral was a fraud behind Daoxu's back.

I thought about directly going to Daoxu to trouble him, but with our current level of people, I am afraid that we cannot fight against Daoxu. What makes me most angry is that Daoxu actually killed so many people for his own selfish desire. It is to annihilate conscience.

Just when I was in a daze, Lang Gao frowned, and said to me: "Ninth brother, I feel that the first two goals of Daoxu have been achieved, and the next third goal, we must make preparations early. So as not to be passive from time to time."

I grunted, the third purpose of Dao Xu is to use this funeral to make a fuss, and the only thing that can make a fuss about this funeral is the dead, yes, many people died in this funeral, if Dao Xu made a big fuss about this matter, our Eight Immortals Palace may usher in a catastrophe, the only way we can use now is to pretend to cooperate with Daoxu, and only in this way, Daoxu will not tear his face upright.

Ma De, I almost have the urge to cooperate with Wang Muyang, wanting to kill Daoxu in one fell swoop.

However, in the current situation, our Eight Immortals Palace is so close to Daoxu's hometown, if I cooperate with Wang Muyang, Daoxu will definitely do his best to kill us people.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Na Lang Gao pushed me and said, "Ninth brother, what are you going to do?"

"Cooperate with Daoxu first, and we'll figure out a solution for the rest!" I said through gritted teeth.

After finishing speaking, I suddenly remembered that one of Daoxu's disciples committed suicide by jumping off a building. According to Wang Muyang at the time, there were seven disciples in Daoxu, the youngest disciple Han Jingui chose a suicide path, and one of Daoxu's current disciples He chose the path of suicide again, is there a story in it?Also, which apprentice of Daoxu died?
This thought flashed through me, and I glanced at everyone present. I wanted to ask You Tianming if they knew, but seeing You Tianming's confused expression, I reckoned that he didn't know either, so I suppressed the thought and planned to put the colorful coffin in the first place. buried.

As soon as I mentioned the burial, I remembered that there was a hole under the colorful coffin. If it was buried like this, it would not conform to the rules according to the formal funeral, and the hole must be filled, so as to conform to the etiquette.

I shared this idea with Lang Gao and the others. They said that there was a hole in the bottom of the coffin, and I'm afraid it can't be patched. The only way is to lay a layer of planks on top of the tomb, which can be regarded as a patch on the coffin.

I thought about it for a while, and this was a solution. I asked Lang Gao to ask Kong San for some planks, and the rest of the people were busy with the burial. No one raised the issue of the sound from the previous coffin. Bringing it up will scare everyone, after all, this matter is too unbelievable.

However, as the Eight Immortals, they all understand that some things pass by with a single eye and a closed eye, and there is no need to delve into everything, otherwise, how tiring life is, not to mention that we Eight Immortals eat the food of the dead. Carrying the coffin, I just think about why others do this and why they do that.

After working for about half an hour, Lang Gao found a piece of wood, and Kong San and his wife were with him. When the two of them saw me, they first expressed their gratitude, and then expressed their apologies to me. He said that when they heard the voice of the female corpse earlier, they ran away without controlling their legs.

Regarding their apology, I said I didn't care, so I asked Kong San to join the burial procession, and asked Kong San's wife to leave first.

After Kong San’s daughter-in-law left, many people came back from the previous funeral procession, one of them brought a pair of grandchildren of the deceased, and more than a dozen suona craftsmen also came back one after another, because there is no need to play suona during the burial , Those suona craftsmen have been standing behind You Tianming.

After preparing all this, I looked around at all the people present, asked them to take off the white cloth on their arms, and asked them to stand three meters away from the grave, and then I sprinkled some prepared things on the grave, Then led the Eight Immortals to move the colorful coffin over.

Maybe it’s because I’ve slept in a coffin. This colorful coffin is very light, and it’s easy to move the coffin into the tomb. The grandson of the deceased took the first handful of soil and sprinkled it on the coffin. , A bunch of new tombs were created by our Eight Immortals.

Then, I burned some yellow paper, incense, candles on the tomb, and placed some daily offerings around the tomb. Finally, I led the Eight Immortals to worship the other two piles of tombs. The tomb of a person is slept in by the dead, and it is still necessary to pay homage.

After all this is done, Lang Gao will light a firecracker to completely end the funeral.

After the sound of firecrackers stopped, Na Lang Gao came over and said to me: "Brother Jiu, let's take a look at Xiang Shuiqin. Don't forget that she has a boyfriend. I think her boyfriend might be a little bit like Daoxu." relation."

Hearing what he said, I immediately thought of that woman. She was pretending to be Song Hua's daughter-in-law, but she turned into a pile of blood. When I returned to Shiyan, I asked Kong San and his wife to bury Xiang Shuiqin. It's over, and it's a courtesy to go and see her.

At the moment, I asked Kong San, and he said that Xiang Shuiqin's blood was buried not far away, just 300 meters away. A group of us walked over and burned some yellow paper next to her tomb.

After finishing everything, it was already evening, and Kong San invited us all to his house, and greeted us with good food and meals, during which time he made us a dish of boiled fish mouth with white bean curd, which was very delicious.However, it was this boiled fish mouth with white tofu that made Lang Gao scream.

(End of this chapter)