My master is invincible

Chapter 102 Twin Flowers ([-])
We stayed in the elevator for a while, and slowly lowered to the ground, Cheng Xiaocheng kept holding me tightly with both hands, staring blankly at the front, always muttering that sentence in his mouth.

I let her drag my arm and walked out to the community. I was afraid that the bus would be crowded with her, so I planned to take her to a taxi. How could I know that she became very crazy when she saw the car, and she was mad at me. Another scratch, another bite.

In the end, I had no choice but to walk with her. Fortunately, there were not many cars at night. I led her and walked very slowly along the way. When a car passed by, I covered her eyes with a cloth and carried her on my back. .

When I got to Fatty Guo's house, it was already past 1 o'clock in the middle of the night. I rang the doorbell, and the door opened in just a few seconds. It was Fatty Guo. : "The shrew hit you?"

I ignored him, walked in with Cheng Xiaocheng in my arms, greeted Fatty Guo’s parents, and asked them for a room with poor lighting, mainly because I was afraid that Cheng Xiaocheng would not be able to stand the strong light, which would irritate her. .

Fatty Guo's parents were very enthusiastic, and without saying anything, they vacated a room for me, and the light was much darker than other rooms.

Afterwards, I asked Fatty Guo's mother to take a bath for Cheng Xiaocheng, but Cheng Xiaocheng kept holding me tightly, so he had no choice but to find a piece of cloth to cover the entrance of the bathhouse.She reached out and grabbed me outside the door, and Fatty Guo’s mother was helping her take a bath inside. Now that I think of that scene, there will be a smile on my face inexplicably. So intriguing.

That night, I didn't sleep, and I kept guarding her quietly by the bed, fearing that she would have nightmares in the middle of the night, so I put a kitchen knife by her bedside, which can be regarded as a way to ward off evil spirits!

The next day, just after dawn, I woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Cheng Xiaocheng kneeling on the bed, with his head constantly bumping into the wall. I was shocked and grabbed her.

Just touching her body, I had a strange feeling, her body was colder than before, like ice, I stretched my head to look at her face, I saw a lot of blood on her forehead along the position between the eyebrows down.

"What's going on? How did it become like this!" I muttered in a low voice, and picked her up. She grabbed my hair and stuffed it into her mouth. It hurt so much, I walked out the door He shouted, "Fatty Guo, find a hemp rope!"

I didn't dare to move around, I was afraid to startle her and make her more crazy, so I could only let her pull my hair. After waiting for two or three minutes, she pulled a lot of hair and fell to the ground. A hemp rope came in and asked, "Brother Nine, what do you want the hemp rope for?"

"Come here and give her a hand and tie her to the head of the bed. I'll find something to see if she's bewitched!" I said to Fatty Guo angrily, always remembering what Zhu Kaiyuan said,' Fatty Guo said You got married in the country', naturally he didn't have a good tone to him.

"It's good!" Fatty Guo nodded, and walked to the side, the two of us lay on the bed, tied her up with hemp rope, and put her on the bed.

Strange to say, just after tying it on, she became much quieter, and her expression returned to the same as yesterday.

"Ninth Brother, what are you doing now?" Fatty Guo asked me.

I thought about it and said: "Cheng Xiaocheng is like this now, there is nothing I can do at the moment, I just have to find a few pillars of Qingxiang to try first, if something dirty finds her, then Qingxiang will appear out of phase."

"Qingxiang has a strange appearance? So evil?" Fatty Guo asked in surprise.

"Some things are just so evil." I replied, and asked him to find Sanzhu Qingxiang.

After a while, Fatty Guo found three pillars of fragrance. The county town is no better than the countryside, and fragrance can be planted anywhere in the countryside. The houses in the city are covered with floor tiles, so I asked Fatty Guo to find an apple. Insert three pillars of fragrance on it.

After plugging in the fragrance, I knelt in front of Qingxiang and kept muttering: "I don't know who you are. Cheng Xiaocheng has offended you. Please entrust me with a dream. As long as Chen Jiu can do it, Be sure to follow your orders."

I recited these words more than 30 times, and the fragrance burned two-thirds, and there was no difference in appearance.I thought in my heart, is it true that what the hospital said was caused by excessive fright and insanity, the scene just now was just a normal reaction of a lunatic, all this is not possessed by evil spirits?

I just had this idea in my mind, the three pillars of fragrance changed and suddenly went out, I looked at the wind chime hanging on the window, there was no movement, there was no breeze, I don’t know why the fragrance suddenly went out .

"Nine...Nine...Ninth brother, there is a ghost!" Fatty Guo said tremblingly while pointing at the three pillars of fragrance.

I glared at him and scolded: "You fat pig, where is the ghost, what a ghost!"

According to what I read in the funeral scriptures, some ghosts and gods are the most taboo about strangers calling ghosts. It is easy to offend ghosts and gods, and if they fail, they will suffer a serious illness. There is a saying in our ancestors that goes like this: There are three taboos every day. Don't talk about dreams and sleep in the morning, don't talk about killing in the afternoon, and don't talk about ghosts and gods in the evening, this is the truth.

Fatty Guo didn't understand what I meant, and asked me suspiciously: "Brother Ninth, what's wrong? Did I do something wrong?"

"Hurry up and spit three mouthfuls towards the window!" I glanced at him and said angrily.

"Oh, oh, oh" Fatty Guo repeated oh several times, and tremblingly spit three mouthfuls of saliva toward the window. The strange thing is that his last mouthful of saliva was not spit out of the window, but was caught by an inexplicable wind. Scrape on your own face.

Seeing this situation, I quickly shouted: "Fatty Guo, hurry up and kneel and kowtow!"

Seeing that my expression was a little strange, he seemed to understand something. He walked three steps into two steps, came to me, knelt down on the ground with a 'plop', kowtowed to Sanzhu Qingxiang, and said in his mouth: "My lord ghosts and gods!" , you adults don’t care about villains, and the little ones have no intention of offending you!"

As he said that, Fatty Guo slapped himself a few times, the sound was so loud, I heard it in my ears, and felt relieved. It's not that I have no conscience, but that Fatty Guo should give him some Lesson, let him know the severity, it will be beneficial to carry the coffin in the future.

"Ninth brother, did Lord Ghost forgive me?" Fatty Guo leaned against me and said softly.

I straightened my expression and said, "I should forgive you. After all, you just insulted him with your words, and it's not really an offense to him."

In fact, what I said added some water, as long as the saliva spit on him, the ghost should have punished him.For the latter things, I want to trick Fatty Guo, who told Cheng Xiaocheng that I got married in the countryside, which caused so many things to happen.

If I ask him to tell him clearly, I won't be able to beat him. If I don't punish him, I will feel uncomfortable. Therefore, I will use the hands of ghosts and gods to let him slap himself.

(End of this chapter)