My master is invincible

Chapter 1017 Colorful Coffin (140)

Na Lang Gao looked at me with a strange expression on his face, "You really want to say it?"

I gave him a blank look, and at this moment, how could I be in the mood to joke with him, so I said: "Stop writing, hurry up!"

He looked at me again and asked again, "Really?"

I want to hit him, I really want to hit him, Ma De, I haven't found such a boring person before, so I said: "What the hell are you talking about!"

He took a deep breath, took a few steps back, and said, "Ninth Brother, Er Cup means to let you sleep in a coffin. Whether you can break through this catastrophe depends entirely on God's will."

After finishing speaking, Nalang rushed behind Chen Erbei with a whoosh, and added, "This is Erbei's meaning!"

Listening to this, I almost collapsed, what kind of bad idea is this, let me sleep in a coffin with the dead, isn't this a curse on me to die?Just as he was about to get angry, Chen Erbei came over, staring at me, nodded cautiously, and stretched out his hand to make a few gestures.

This time, I understood what he meant, what he said was, let me do what Lang Gao said.

I used to think that Chen Erbei was a very nice person, and a night song could break evil spirits, but now looking at Chen Erbei, I think this guy deserves a beating, Ma De, there is no reason for the living to sleep in the same coffin as the dead .

Wait, I remember that Master You Tianming said that the five colors come out, and the human and ghost are in harmony. Could it be... .

As soon as this thought flashed through my face, my face turned pale, and I involuntarily glanced at the colorful coffin. Do I really want to sleep with the deceased?
Seeing that I didn't speak, Chen Erbei pushed me and gestured a few more times, telling me to go quickly, otherwise things will change later.

I hesitated a bit. The colorful coffin was completely sealed. If I really slept in, I would have to open the coffin. However, opening the coffin before it was buried would be very unlucky, and it would even affect the entire funeral. Lifting the coffin here, I dare not try this method lightly.

It's not that I'm afraid, but that I think this method conflicts with the traditional rules.

At this moment, You Tianming came over, stared at Chen Erbei for a while with a sullen face, and said in a low voice, "Erbei, what is the basis for your method?"

When Chen Erbei heard this, his expression changed. He pointed to the sky and gestured for a long time, but no one saw what he wanted to express. In the end, he must have been impatient, and pulled me towards the colorful coffin. He walked over, pointed to me, and then to the coffin, meaning let me lie down quickly.

I froze and thought for a while, Chen Erbei has been with me for some time, and he will never harm me. He should have some basis for saying this, and more importantly, I feel the coolness behind me getting stronger and stronger. Even, especially on the neck, there is a faint itching, as long as you stretch out your hand to scratch, you will feel that the whole neck is numb.

Ma De, I can't take care of that much anymore, besides what Chen Erbei said, there is no other way at all.

So, I asked Lang Gao to wake up the others and prepare to open the coffin. As for the bottom of the coffin, I never dared to look.

After waiting for about 2 minutes, about [-] people all woke up, and each of them saw the changes in themselves, their faces were ashen, and they all said that they had offended the gods, and this symptom was a punishment from heaven.

I was also angry at the time, and I winked at You Tianming, meaning to let him threaten those people.

That You Tianming had a unique way of threatening people, he didn't speak harsh words like ordinary people at all, but picked up the suona and blew it first, a bit like blowing the horn in anti-Japanese TV dramas.

As soon as the suona sound came out, the whole scene fell silent, everyone stared at You Tianming, especially the villagers in Shanghe Village, they didn't know what was going on, they didn't even dare to breathe, and their faces were even more ugly Very likely, You Tianming must have troubled them a lot when he was in the society, otherwise, this situation would never have happened.

You Tianming said quietly: "I hate the excitement!"

The simple six words made everyone silent, and there was no sound.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but gave You Tianming a thumbs up, and then said to them, "Everyone be quiet, let me tell you the reason of the whole thing first."

With that said, I told them what I guessed earlier.

After they heard this, Li Jiangang was the first to speak out. He said, "Master, you are really going to lie in a coffin. This is a very unlucky thing."

I hummed and shrugged my shoulders helplessly. I don't want to lie down either. The problem is, this is the only way right now.

He said again: "Master, let me replace you! I have been an Eight Immortal for more than ten years, and I am bold. It is not a big deal to sleep with the dead for a while. At most, I can just go back and take a bath with wormwood."

To be honest, I didn't expect Li Jiangang to say that. You must know that our Eight Immortals are most taboo to sleep with the dead, and our Eight Immortals carry the dead to the ground for safety, and we are most worried about carrying ourselves up the mountain. Therefore, there is an unwritten rule in our circle According to the regulations, when carrying the coffin, it is strictly forbidden to say words such as sleeping and walking together.

I gave up and said, "No need, this multicolored coffin is a bit special, once you lie in it, it will only bring about a bigger disaster."

As I said that, I was afraid that Li Jiangang would persist, so I quickly changed the subject and said, "Everyone, come and help open the colorful coffin."

As soon as the words fell, Feng Tiao Yu Shun and others came over. As for the funeral people, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to move forward, it's no wonder they, the main reason is that there are too many things in this funeral, everyone Are afraid of death.

Seeing this, I couldn't say anything, so I counted the time and the date of birth of the deceased with my fingers, and said: "The coffin is about to be opened, those who belong to tiger and horse go out!"

Some things are quite coincidental. When I spoke, the sky suddenly began to rain. It was a drizzle at first, and in less than a minute, it was pouring rain, patting on the canopy, and the rain In the shed, the seven or eight villagers who belong to the tiger and the horse, as well as the suona maker, stood at the door of the canopy, unable to get out, saying that it was raining too much outside.

I only remembered the opening of the coffin, so I didn't know how to save face with them, so I said: "If you want to die, stay in the awning."

What I didn't expect was that one of the suona craftsmen stood up. The man was 28 or [-] years old, and he was quite strong. He looked hard to provoke. He walked up to me, half a head taller than me. He said sharply, "Chen Jiu, why do you let us go out? It's raining so hard, why are you hiding in the canopy and let us go out to get wet? Do you think we're stupid?"

Hearing this, I frowned, if it was the villagers of Shanghe Village, I could drive them out directly, but this person is a suona craftsman, a bit difficult to deal with, so I glanced at You Tianming, meaning let him come forward .

That You Tianming looked distressed, and said in a low voice: "Ninth brother, this person is my cousin, look...can you let him stay in the canopy for a while?"

(End of this chapter)