My master is invincible

Chapter 1014 Colorful Coffin (137)

Seeing me standing there in a daze, Li Jiangang pulled me up and asked, "Palace Master, the funeral is coming soon, what are you doing?"

I turned my head and glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "It's nothing, I've been working on a funeral for so long, I just got some insights."

He smiled, "Palace master doesn't know, about three years ago, I experienced a funeral, and it took almost three months, the corpse stinks in the coffin, and even the maggots crawled out In the end, some Eight Immortals from our Eight Immortals Palace were not the ones who carried them up the mountain."

I glanced at him in surprise, a funeral for three months?This is a bit of a boast!The longest funeral I have ever held is probably this funeral, so I asked him, "Did something happen in that funeral?"

He sighed: "It's not an accident! It's just that the deceased has some problems. By the way, let's not talk about this, how unlucky!"

I hummed and didn't ask any more questions. I took out my mobile phone and checked the time. It was only about ten minutes before the auspicious time for the funeral. On the side, I was worried that these boys would not be able to walk that far, so I told them that if they were tired, tell me that they could rest.

Among the seven boys, the oldest one is estimated to be thirteen or fourteen years old, and the youngest one is also ten years old. In terms of physical strength, it is estimated to be okay. The main reason is that we carry the coffin forward, and the speed itself cannot be fast. They just follow the coffin. OK, it's equivalent to spreading.

"Well, yes, brother!" Among the seven boys, the oldest one said something to me.

I asked what his name was, and he said his name was Zhu Can, and he happened to be in the second year of junior high school this year.

Later, I asked about the situation of the seven boys, and they were roughly the same as Zhu Can's. The youngest one was also in the fourth grade of elementary school.

After asking about the situation of the seven boys, it was almost time. I put on a Taoist robe, which is the kind worn by ordinary Taoist priests, with blue shirts and blue edges. On his left arm, he hung the Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword around his waist, and finally took the Soul Calling Banner.

At first glance, let alone, it feels a bit like a Taoist priest.

However, as the Eight Immortals, I don't like wearing Taoist robes very much, and I don't like giving people the feeling of a Taoist priest. The main reason is that our Eight Immortals are different from Taoist priests. To put it bluntly, Taoist priests are a little higher than us, and wearing Taoist robes is a bit of a glorification of others. Well, to put it mildly, today's Taoist priests are all false and true, and wearing Taoist robes is a bit like cheating.

Of course, this is a personal feeling, and it does not represent all of our Eight Immortals. Take Li Jiangang as an example, he really wants to wear Taoist robes, saying yes, wearing Taoist robes makes him feel like a metaphysical person.

For what he said, I am also drunk, what can I say?

It can only be said that everyone's pursuit is different.

When I finished everything, the Eight Immortals were standing by the side of the colorful coffin ready to go, the suona maker had already started to play the suona, the funeral personnel followed behind the suona maker, and the four laborers pulling the rickshaw Standing at the end, a pair of grandsons and granddaughters of the deceased were led by a middle-aged man in Shanghe Village, and followed the Eight Immortals.

Seeing this, I coughed lightly, and the noisy scene instantly fell silent.

I scanned them one by one and asked, "Are you all ready?"

"Okay!" The Eight Immortals said in unison.

"Okay!" The suona craftsmen said in unison.

"Okay!" The voices of those mourning people were a little uneven.

Hearing this voice, I didn't say a word, so I walked towards the front of the colorful coffin with the soul-calling banner.

Going to the front, I first used the fire dragon Chunyang sword to dance the first layer of "Chunyang Sword Art" in front of the colorful coffin. Because the first layer is relatively simple, and I often practice this kind of sword method, it takes less than 3 months. In a few minutes, the whole set of sword skills has been danced.

I don’t know if it’s useful or not, but when I took back the Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword, a streamer flashed on the side of the colorful coffin, and it looked pleated and glowing under the sunlight, which was really beautiful, especially the one attached to the side of the coffin. Those amulets were faintly glowing.

Seeing this, I looked happy. When Han Jingui taught me "Chunyang Sword Art", he said that this "Chunyang Sword Art" has a strong effect on funerals. I didn't really believe it at the time, so I just waved it a few times. What effect does the Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword have?

Now, I completely believe that this "Chunyang Sword Art" is indeed a good thing.

After dancing "Chunyang Sword Art", I took the soul-calling flag and bowed to the colorful coffin, burned some yellow paper and candles, and finally asked all the people participating in the funeral to bend over the colorful coffin.

They are all rural people, so they naturally know the way here, so they bent over the colorful coffin according to my request.

After doing all this well, You Tianming will blow the first suona.

There was only a sound of beeping, which broke the silence completely. Then, dozens of suona craftsmen blew the suona in unison, and the villager in charge of setting off firecrackers lit a roll of firecrackers, and there was a burst of crackling firecrackers. Very lively.

As the two voices sounded, I shook the Taoist robe on my body, held the soul-calling flag in one hand, and grabbed a handful of rice in the other hand and sprinkled it towards the colorful coffin. The children and grandchildren make a fortune, one kind of land and ten thousand kinds of harvest, the wealth of the internal and external descendants covers Asia, the seeds fall to the soil and grow in four seasons, the internal and external descendants are rich and noble, the seeds are sown and sowed, there is leftovers, begging for the descendants to make a lot of money, everyone is rich in Bangkok Chen Bichen .”

After reading this, I left two seeds, walked towards the grandson and granddaughter of the deceased, and then stuffed the seeds in their pockets. This is called passing on filial piety. Putting the seeds on the grandsons and granddaughters of the deceased means that they will grow up safely.

After finishing this, I went back to the front of the coffin and shouted loudly, "Qi Lingle!"

After shouting this, the suona was played louder, and the colorful coffin was slowly lifted up. I turned my head and glanced, and found that the faces of the Eight Immortals were quite relaxed, presumably because the colorful coffin was not heavy.

Seeing this, I breathed a sigh of relief. I was always worried about something wrong with the coffin, but now that the coffin is fine, everyone is naturally happy.

Just like that, I led the way ahead, and Li Jiangang and the others followed behind carrying the colorful coffin. The sound of suona was endless all the way, and wherever there was a house, a firecracker would be set off.

To be honest, the coffin was carried smoothly, it was calm for several days, and we didn't encounter any strange things on the way, which made us gradually relax our vigilance, but what I didn't expect was that there were still two At ten kilometers away, we planned to spend the night in the mountains and carry the coffin to the grave before noon tomorrow, but strange and strange things happened during this night. 0
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