My master is invincible

Chapter 1009 Colorful Coffin (132)

"Brother Nine!" Seeing that I looked wrong, You Tianming immediately came over and supported me.

Before he could stabilize himself, his whole body fell backwards. If he guessed correctly, he was probably also smoked by the rancid smell.

Fortunately, my reaction was not bad. I grabbed the coffin and barely stabilized myself. I thought to myself, under what circumstances, how could it become so stinky all of a sudden.

This thought flashed across my mind, and I suddenly remembered a sentence in the "Liu Ding Liu Jia Burial Sutra", which said that those who bury the color have a desire to last for a long time without giving up, and their desire for form is broad and not flat.

According to these words, the scent of the deceased is strong now, which is the best time to seal the coffin.

Without any hesitation, I yelled at You Tianming and the others, "Quick, bring the coffin over here!"

You Tianming was taken aback for a moment, as if he didn't understand what I meant, so he asked me, "Brother Jiu, what is this?"

I frowned and said anxiously: "Quick, it's time to seal the coffin."

As soon as these words came out, You Tianming and the others didn't care about the rotten smell in the room, so they moved the coffin lid over and put it on top of the colorful coffin.

Because they were in a hurry, the coffin lid and the multi-colored coffin were not perfectly connected, and there was a large space in many places, and a strong rancid smell overflowed through the gap.

In an instant, the whole hall was filled with a rancid smell.

"Quick, close the coffin lid!"

While speaking, I pressed the lid of the coffin and moved to the side.

Needless to say, I was very lucky, just for a moment, the whole coffin lid fit perfectly with the colorful coffin, without any gaps, and the putrid smell faded a lot.

Seeing this, I hurriedly asked Yang Yan to fetch the safety talisman that had been prepared, and pasted it on the front, back, left, and right sides of the colorful coffin, and took five longevity nails, and then pulled a few strands of blue hair from the deceased's granddaughter's head , around the main nail, riveted into the midline position of the coffin head.

I thought it would be easy to rivet the longevity nail, but I pounded it three times, and a strange thing happened, the longevity nail was tilted and tilted to the left.

I thought I was confused, but when I took a closer look, it was true, the main nail was indeed tilted to the left, with a vague tendency to bend, it seemed that if I hammered it again, the whole nail would be useless.

Mad, what the hell, ordinary nails are made of extremely hard materials, not to mention riveted coffins, even riveted bricks, this will never happen.

"Palace Master, what is this?" Li Jiangang came over, first glanced at Master Ding, and then asked me.

I thought about it. Since I entered the industry, I have riveted many longevity nails. This is the first time I have seen such a situation. If it is the reason for the longevity nails, I don’t believe it. There is only one explanation. This colorful coffin should be returned. There is some kind of problem, otherwise, Shouding would never be like this.

What I can't understand is that everything I did was done according to what Han Jingui said, and I didn't add anything, let alone reduce any steps. Why did this happen?

Just when I was in a daze, You Tianming also came over and muttered: "Brother Jiu, is it the reason why there is no sound?"

I was slightly taken aback and asked him why.

He said: "Generally, when sealing the coffin, you will blow a few suonas, set off a firecracker, and pay homage to the dead. We are in a hurry to seal the coffin, as if we have forgotten these rituals."

Hearing this, I wanted to slap myself a few times, Ma De, just like You Tianming said, we have been busy sealing the coffin, and we completely forgot about the ceremony.

At that moment, I knelt down towards the colorful coffin, and gave Li Jiangang a wink, which meant to let them kneel down.

Soon, we Eight Immortals all knelt down, only You Tianming and dozens of suona craftsmen stood there.

Kneeling for about a minute, I lit some yellow paper and incense to the deceased, and said: "Your Majesty has a lot, so don't care about us. This funeral is really too much. It makes Xiaojiu feel like it's happening in a short time." I forgot the most basic rituals, and I hope that Xiao Jiu will always do the funeral for you, so don't make trouble again!"

After finishing speaking, I led us Eight Immortals to kowtow to the dead, while You Tianming lit a firecracker and threw it towards the side of the coffin.

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound.

After the sound of firecrackers stopped, the main room was filled with smoke, making our vision a little blurred.

What excited me was that as the sound of firecrackers stopped, I felt a soft air flow in the main room. I turned my head and looked outside, only to find that there was a gust of wind outside at some point.

As soon as I saw this, I looked happy, it should be useful, so I asked Yang Yan to stand up, and I walked towards the side of the coffin with a hammer, and ordered You Tianming to lead some suona makers to play the suona.

When the sound of the suona sounded, I held the hammer in one hand and the nail in the other hand, and chanted: "If you beat the hammer to the end, your descendants will be rich and honored for thousands of years."

After I finished speaking, I hammered down on the nail with all my might.

With a sound of 'bang', the longevity nail was inserted into the colorful coffin in a daze.

I was afraid that the longevity nail would be bent or shifted, so I pointed my thumb at the longevity nail and gestured a few times. It was very straight without any deviation.

Seeing this, I finally felt relieved, beat it several times in a row, and finally riveted the main nail into the coffin, took out the other four longevity nails, and riveted the longevity nails into the coffin according to the rule of three on the left and one on the right.

When riveting the longevity nails, the whole process went extremely smoothly without any disturbance, which made us all heave a sigh of relief. If it wasn't for Han Jingui's method, it would have taken a lot of trouble to seal the coffin, and the auspicious day of the funeral might have been delayed .

But now after the longevity nails are riveted in, there are still about 10 minutes before the funeral. According to Li Jiangang, it is necessary to close your eyes and rest for a while, otherwise, you will not have energy tomorrow.

Considering that the colorful coffin has a strong funeral aura, I did not agree to this request, and let them take a bath to purify their bodies, which can be regarded as driving away the bad luck. The main reason is that the colorful coffin is not an ordinary coffin, and every step must be meticulous.

Then Li Jiangang heard what I said, didn't say much, and led a group of people to Song Guangming's house, saying he was taking a bath.

What makes me depressed is that I counted the people who will carry the coffin tomorrow, and besides me, there are only seven people, the four brothers Feng Tiao Yu Shun, Yang Yan, Chen Erbei, and Li Jiangang, which means there is one less person.

Matt, what should we do?Where can I find the Eight Immortals?

I wanted to go directly to the Eight Immortals Palace to find someone, but if the Eight Immortals Palace has better skills, even if the Eight Immortals are in good shape, the four brothers and Li Jiangang will be fine, and the other Eight Immortals will not be able to do it at all.More importantly, the journey to carry the coffin this time is quite a distance, so you must find the Eight Immortals with good physical strength, otherwise, if something happens on the way, the situation will get worse.

How to do?
I suddenly thought of Lang Gao, ever since he got a tattoo on his body, this guy is very good, but...in order to avoid the five evil spirits of the colorful coffin, I arranged him to go to Master You Tianming, and now, Master You Tianming He is dead, Lang Gao should stay there.

With this in mind, I walked towards You Tianming, but before I opened my mouth, You Tianming said, "No, there is no need to discuss it."

I'm a little confused, what's going on with You Tianming?

(End of this chapter)