My master is invincible

Chapter 1003 Colorful Coffin (126)

After touching it for a few minutes, Master Jiang's voice came again, and he said: "Xiao Jiu, I wanted to tell you about these four times when I was in the Eight Immortals Palace last time. By the way, you put the deceased's birthday Tell me the horoscope."

I hummed and reported the deceased's birthday to him.

After hearing this, he made up his mind and didn't speak.

I was a little anxious, so I asked him: "Brother, what happened?"

He still didn't speak, all he could hear was sighing.

This made me anxious, so I asked, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"Don't worry!" He replied without speaking.

After a full ten minutes like this, my side was like an ant on a hot pot, but Mr. Jiang over there kept sighing and didn't speak.

"Brother, are you alright?" I asked again cheekily.

He was silent for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Jiu, you may be in trouble?"

"Why?" I asked impatiently.

"The horoscope of the deceased is combined with the time of death, and it belongs to the four seasons of mourning, that is, it belongs to Renhu. This situation is a bit bad, and I am afraid it will be haunted!"

When he said this, Master Jiang's voice was particularly deep.

This made my already hanging heart even more uneasy, so I asked him why.

He said: "Offending is the most difficult to prevent, control, and completely resolve a kind of evil spirit in the metaphysical world. It has a wide range of implications and the greatest karma. It can be regarded as a karmic barrier."

I understand the karmic barrier he mentioned. This kind of barrier is related to some behaviors of the deceased, such as: do evil things, get bad things, do good things, get good things.

More importantly, this kind of pass is not caused by the deceased himself, but belongs to the troubles of the underworld. To put it bluntly, this is the trouble of the king of Hades, and the offender suffers more than the living.

With this in mind, I asked Master Jiang, "Then what should I do?"

He said: "Xiao Jiu, I'm just a sculptor. I don't know how to break it. However, there should be someone around you who understands. No, it's two people. One is the old man I saw in the Eight Immortals Palace. It seems to be a suona maker. That person You can solve this problem by asking him about the yin and yang. The other person is the original master of your Eight Immortals Palace, that person is the president of the Metaphysics Association, and he should also know how to deal with this kind of karmic obstacle."

Upon hearing this, I glanced at Han Jingui and saw him nodding at me.

Seeing this, I chatted with Master Jiang again, and he basically told me that in the future, when encountering a funeral, you must not forget the word "criminal call". Lose the funeral, otherwise, life is worrying.

As for his greetings, I didn't put much on my body. The probability of ordinary people wanting to commit one kind of greeting is about 3%, while the probability of four calling accomplices is 0.00003%. I should not be so unlucky!
However, some things seem to have been preordained in the dark, and at the end of the funeral, I actually met someone who was accomplices. At that time, I lost my best friend in life, which is an irreparable situation in my life.

Whenever I think of that incident, the corners of my eyes are always wet. Maybe life is such an irony!
Or maybe, I am an ominous person.

More likely, in a certain line of work, something will always be lost.

Someone once asked me, Chen Jiu, do you regret being an Eight Immortals?
My answer is regret.

The man asked me again, since I regretted it, why did I work in that line for so long.

My answer is, when everyone sits on the bridge, whoever lifts it!
The man laughed at me as a fool.

Maybe he's right, maybe I'm really a fool, maybe I'm even more stupid than a fool!
Just after hanging up the phone, Han Jingui came over and said, "Palace Master, I know how to break it!"

I hummed and let him talk about it.

He glanced at me, then at the dead man, and finally stared outside the main room.

I followed his gaze and looked out. It was pitch black outside, and I could vaguely see the outlines of some houses in Shanghe Village.

I asked him what happened.

He gave up and said: "It's okay, by the way, Palace Master, let's talk business!"

Hearing this, I cheered up. With so many people present, Han Jingui was the most senior. All of us focused our eyes on him, hoping that he could solve the problem in front of us.

And Han Jingui did not disappoint us, and started to talk.

He said: "Just now I heard from the senior brother of the palace master that the deceased committed a crime, and if he committed another crime, it has little to do with us as funeral directors. That is to say, whether the coffin can be sealed or not is important to us. It doesn't make a difference."

As he said that, he looked towards me and continued: "Master, in terms of personal relationship, I hope that the deceased will be carried out without sealing the coffin. This way, it will be easier for all of us."

Hearing this, my complexion changed. I did not seal the coffin for burial. This is a big taboo in funerals, and it is disrespectful to the deceased. I am sorry for my conscience and Song Qianxi's last words before she died.

Just as he was about to refuse, Han Jingui spoke again, saying, "Lun Gong, I hope the Palace Master can carry the dead up to the mountain for burial in the traditional way. Firstly, there will be hospitality for the dead. Secondly, our Eight Immortals have always adhered to the principle of doing everything for the dead. If the purpose of the deceased is to bury the dead at will due to some accidents, he is ashamed of the title of Eight Immortals, and even more ashamed of the Patriarch's Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword!"

"Good!" I couldn't help but praise, this Han Jingui is worthy of being the master of the palace, everything is given priority to the reputation of the Palace of Eight Immortals.

Upon hearing my words, Han Jingui smiled awkwardly at me and asked, "Palace Master, which one do you choose?"

"The latter!" I poured out two words.

As soon as the words were finished, Li Jiangang and the four Feng Tiao Yushun brothers quickly gave me a thumbs up. Li Jiangang said, "Palace Master, you are doing well!"

I glared at them, told them not to interrupt, and signaled Han Jingui to continue.

He hummed and explained: "Since the senior brother of the palace master said that the deceased committed a crime, then we will break it according to the crime."

Then, he paused, walked towards the coffin of the deceased, reached out his hand to touch it, frowned and said, "First of all, we need to find a safety talisman to stick on the left side of the coffin." (When the deceased is a woman, this talisman is pasted on right.)
We leaned over, the talisman was easy to find, so we nodded and asked him: "And then?"

He replied: "Look for three kinds of wood, poplar, boxwood, and thunderwood, each seven inches, carved with human figures, put two on the left and one on the right."

I thought for a while, he was talking about human burial objects. There was such a practice in ancient times. I never knew why those things were put there. Now that Han Jingui said this, it should be for the sake of breaking the news!

"Finally, find 49 peach kernels and [-] almonds each, put them in sacks and put them under the deceased's feet, and find another king peach kernel and king almond to plug the ears of the deceased." Han Jingui said.

Hearing this, I was embarrassed. The front is easy to deal with. The Taoren King and Xingren King are probably a little hard to find. Just as I was about to speak, Han Jingui said, "Palace Master, don't worry, I have them!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, before I could speak, Han Jingui's words put me in a difficult situation again.

(End of this chapter)