Genshin Impact: The Liyuemen of Tivat

Chapter 198
In the room, Shi Lan paced back and forth with her hands behind her back, as if waiting for something.

When she was in a hurry, Shi Lan was tired from walking and sat down.Can't help complaining: "It's been a few days? This stupid bird won't die in Sumeru!"

Another time has passed.

Finally, when Shi Lan was lying on the sofa and was about to fall asleep, a bird flew into his room and hit the glass with a bang.

Then he began to frantically peck at the window, uttering words: "Shi Lan! Open the window! Your uncle himself, I'm back! Why did you ask me to come back, let the fart go!"

"I rely on!"

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The fools lived in their own rooms. At this time, most of them gathered in Rosalind's room to receive their respective tasks.

"Master Executive Officer, do you really want that Liyue man to stay in the same hotel as us?" Warlock Lei Ying asked puzzled.

"Scared?" Rosalin closed the scroll with a snap.

The people below shrank their necks in unison.

"If it was that woman, I would be a little bit afraid." Rosalin's expression seemed to be talking to herself, nonchalantly: "Shi Lan...just a brat with some strength. Let him live, measure him Can't make any waves."

"But I'm really angry..." Although Warlock Lei Ying was afraid of Rosalind's aura, he still bite the bullet and said: "The people under his command found out that after we left, he ordered two servings of baked seasonal vegetables with crab roe and ham for breakfast. , a moon pie, five fresh shrimp and crispy potato cups, seven sweet flower stuffed chicken, etc... and a lot of old dandelion wine... These add up to almost [-] moras... He can eat it by himself Are there so many!"

There was a deathly silence in the room, and everyone's expressions were strange.

How long has this guy been hungry? This is not breakfast, he is clearly here to buy goods!
Even Rosalin was a little bit confused by Shi Lan, her eyelids twitched twice.

Good boy!I'm just being polite, I didn't expect you to be so rude, catching a deaf man and scolding him to death...

Rosalin couldn't lose her manners, and felt that Shi Lan's childlike revenge was a bit funny.

So, she just ordered lightly: "Send the bill to Beiguo Bank."

"Report to the executive officer!" Someone knocked on the door outside.

Rosalin was unmoved, and Warlock Lei Ying went to open the door with great insight.

As soon as the man came in, he knelt down on one knee and presented a letter from Feige: "My lord, my subordinates followed Shi Lan's movements as instructed, only to find out that the other party was sending a letter to Feige. This subordinate stopped Feige Next, the biography is here."

Rosalin finally evoked a chuckle, and the fools who looked at it with all kinds of coquettish postures blushed and quickly lowered their heads.

"I didn't expect it to be so stupid." Rosalin shook her head slightly, took out the passbook and slowly opened it, which read impressively:

"Goethe Hotel, room number XXXX, several items, a total of 11 Mora"

It's a bill.

The temperature in the room began to drop.

Rosalie didn't move for a long time after reading it.

Frost formed on the bodies of the fools, and it felt as if they had returned home.

Everyone shrank their heads and dared not speak, they were extremely curious about what was written in Fei Ge's biography.

"Executive officer... my lord?"

"Hehehe..." Rosalin sneered suddenly, her eyes turned dark, "I underestimated you."

Fei Ge's letter was actually a bill, which meant that the other party obviously knew that Fei Ge would be stopped, so it's just a fool's joke.

A butterfly flew out along her creamy snow arms, landed on her fingertips, and burned the flying pigeon to ashes.

"Where's the pigeon?"

The understatement of the three words pierced into the heart like a cold cone, the man shivered and stammered, "Return to Mr. Executive... subordinate, the bird doesn't look like a pigeon, but a parrot. Kind of...so the subordinate took the letter...and put it away..."

"Oh? Let it go?"

"Yes, it is."

"Heh..." Rosalin chuckled, sat down on the sofa calmly, and waved her hand: "It seems that I don't need you anymore, so send him to Dottore. "

The man's heart trembled violently, as if he had been struck by lightning, just as he was about to ask for mercy, two fools quickly held his mouth shut with a tool, and walked out the door without even giving him a chance to speak.

The rest of the people almost shrank to the corner, and silently mourned for this unlucky guy in their hearts.

"That bird must be weird." Warlock Lei Ying hesitated, "This... won't affect our plan, will it?"

"It's okay, let him go."

"Mond, is it worthy of us to use some tricks?"

"Also, you should watch Shi Lan closely. Don't make the same mistake."

Rosalin frowned slightly, and slowly closed her eyes.

"Yes." Warlock Lei Ying silently withdrew.

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"Shi Lan's biography: I have been with Mengde today, and I was invited by the cavalry group to help the disaster caused by the wind and dragon.

Also, fools, officials and ladies live together with me today, and I don't know what they see and what they don't agree with.During the Liyue, pay more attention to the appearance of the foolish people; I am very good now, if everything is well, I will return the Liyue in a few days, don't read it. Stay on XX, XX, XX. "

A parrot stood on Yelan's window sill, looking like a human being, repeating Shi Lan's words.

"That's it."

Ye Lan couldn't help but find it funny.

Others use flying pigeons to pass letters, but Shi Lan is a different guy, he caught a parrot from somewhere, and taught it directly in spoken language.

"I see." Yelan stretched her waist, "Is there anything else to add?"

The parrot flapped its wings and rolled its eyes: "Shi Lan also said that he has been targeted by fools, and he is not far from death. Let me stay with you, woman, for a while, and ask for good food and drink every day." Make offerings like your ancestors, or he will come back and beat you to death. Crack."

Ye Lan froze when she stretched her waist, her face darkened immediately, she picked up a pair of scissors, and grabbed the bird's head:
"Oh, delicious and delicious offerings, right..."

"Ah? What are you doing, woman? Ah! Don't cut your own hair! Damn it!"

Bird feathers were flying all over the sky, Ye Lan showed no mercy, and said with a sneer, "You still want to kill me, right?"

"Cha! Don't fight, don't fight! Don't fight in the nest!"

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As soon as Shi Lan went out, she saw two idiots walking out with a hapless guy on their shoulders.

The man's heart was ashamed, his expression was in a trance, and when he saw Shi Lan at the door, he immediately became energetic, kicking his legs crazily, with fierce eyes.

Because his mouth was locked by a tool, he could only make a whining sound, but it was not difficult to see that he was saying some words of blessing.

"I @你%#! You&#*d die%!!."

"Huh? What are you talking about? I can't hear you?"

Shi Lan turned her ears sideways, and followed behind the two wickedly, listening to the man's yelling.

Seeing that Shi Lan was still following, the man struggled more violently, his eyes were bloodshot, and wished that the eighteen generations of Shi Lan's family had good health and a long life.

The two fools who dragged him also wanted to beat Shi Lan.

Just look at it!How can there be such a way to follow!You put it here for fun!
Shi Lan followed all the way immorally, politely sent the fools out of the Goethe Hotel, and the other party also politely said goodbye to him.

"I **you*@%@!"

"Not far away!"

Seeing the man shed tears of relief, Shi Lan's mood felt as comfortable as wearing new underwear on the morning of the Sea Lantern Festival.

Clapping his hands, he began to stroll along the street.

But at this moment, something came to the door.

Seeing Kong and Paimon who were panting in front of him, Shi Lan made a decisive decision: "Don't ask me for fighting!"

We haven't been clean for two days, and seeing you two feels nothing good.

"It's not a fight!" A green figure followed closely, "It's something else that needs your help."

"You are?" Shi Lan felt that the person in front of him was very impressive.

"Cloak, hat... silk stockings? Oh!" Shi Lan suddenly realized: "The drunkard on the statue of Fengshen!"

That day, I lay down on the Fengshen statue all night, and when I opened my eyes, I saw this guy threatening to pour me alcohol, and I was immediately woken up by him.

"It's not a drunkard!" The man tried to defend: "It's a bard! Just call me Wendy."

With that said, Wendy stretched out her hand.

Shi Lan looked at him carefully, reached out and shook his fingertips.

Wendy: "..."

Paimon and Kong couldn't help laughing.

This gentleman's grip obviously regards the other party as a woman.

Paimon crossed his hands and teased: "I can't see it, you are so polite, stone man."

Shi Lan nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, flying rice."

"Huh? Flying rice crust? It's too much!" Paimon stomped the air a few times, "You actually took me for food! You really are a big fool!"

"Who is the idiot scolding?"

Paimon directly retorted without thinking: "You idiot scolded you!"

Sora covered his face, and Wendy was also holding back her laughter.

Paimon was at a loss: "Ah? Why do you have this expression?"

"Okay, okay, let's stop hydrology, let's talk about business." Wendy quickly changed the subject, and said to Shi Lan straight to the point: "We plan to steal the zither from the sky, and we need your help."

Sure enough, it is straight to the point, without dragging its feet.

Shi Lan's eyes brightened.

Steal?I'm good at it.

Wait, zither in the sky?
Shi Lan's complexion changed, and he said righteously: "I remember that the Qin of the Sky is the treasure of the West Wind Church, and this is an illegal act...how can I be polite?"

As he said that, he directly threw out a silk thread made of condensed water and tied the two and a half people of Kong and Wendy Paimon tightly.

However, Wendy just flicked the silk thread with her fingers, and then dissolved it, without changing her expression, she still said with a smile:
"Wait a minute, it's not too late to make a decision after listening to me first."

　Today is Shi Lan's birthday.

　　Happy Birthday Stupid Stone!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)