Mei Niang, I'm a fake eunuch, you still let me sleep

Chapter 1 Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, I edited my life trajectory
"Our family has held knives in the cleansing room for more than ten years. Why haven't we seen it? Our heart has long been as cold as the knife in our hands..."

Sullen whispers and moaning and howling came from Zhao Wujiang's ears.

He opened his eyes abruptly, and saw a white-faced man who didn't need to be wearing eunuch's uniform, walking towards him.

He also picked up a blood-stained short knife in his hand, and smiled at him with a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

"Are you awake?"

Zhao Wujiang's eyes widened suddenly, and he tried to get up, only to realize that he was tied to the longboard by the five flowers.

On the long board was a wooden plaque with his name engraved on it.

There were long boards placed all around, and on some of the long boards lay people who kept wailing and moaning, while the rest of the people on the long boards were covered with white cloths, their lower parts were soaked in blood, and the blood stains were faintly black.

Didn't I just order a black silk girl in a short skirt to do a big health care, why was I tied here?

Look at everything that is not modern.

...Am I time-traveling?
Zhao Wujiang struggled again, the big iron chain rattled, but he was still bound tightly.

My life is up to me... Zhao Wujiang roared in his heart, blushing and struggling desperately.

But couldn't move at all.

"This... father-in-law... has something to say, you put down the knife first!"

The eunuch with the sword smiled, "Let it go? You look handsome, with tender skin and tender flesh. From now on, you will serve the nobles in the palace with our family. That's a great prospect..."

As he said that, the dagger in his hand flickered coldly, blood dripped, and he got closer and closer to Zhao Wujiang.

Then with a sinister laugh, he tore off Zhao Wujiang's pants.

Male Gobi!

You should at least disinfect it first!

"Old pervert!"

Zhao Wujiang struggled violently, and the iron chain rattled.

Finished!

God is jealous of talents!
Thinking of me, Zhao Wujiang, with a great heart and strengths, I have devoted myself to the country, but I didn't expect to be planted here today...

At this moment, a mechanical voice sounded in Zhao Wujiang's mind.

[The life trajectory system has been successfully activated and is binding the host. 】

"Huh? A system necessary for crossing?"

[System prompt: You, the host, have traveled to the parallel world of Blue Star. The time you are in is the sixth year of Yonghui in the Tang Dynasty, and the historical trend is basically the same as that of the original Blue Star. 】

[The host can use this system to edit his own life trajectory within a reasonable range, and the edited content will be implanted in the memory of the other party, making the other party believe it. 】

[Does the host edit immediately? 】

Immediately afterwards, a blue input box appeared in his mind, prompting him to enter content.

Life might as well be bold...Zhao Wujiang tried to type.

[Life track: Zhao Wujiang is the reincarnation of Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty. 】

Well, not bad, do you want to add something?
Zhao Wujiang is very satisfied with his editor, this kind of life where he arranges the plot by himself should not be too pleasant.

But the next second.

[System prompt: The gap with the current identity is too large to be implanted into the memory of the other party. Please host the host to make reasonable adaptations based on the current identity. 】

Zhao Wujiang: ...

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

Got it!

He continues to edit.

[Life trajectory: Zhao Wujiang will save Wu Meiniang, who is overly depressed, and become the favorite of the harem, but his only regret and resentment is his own incompleteness. He hates the dead eunuch who cleansed him. 】

[edited successfully]

[Compulsory implantation and tampering with the other party's memory succeeded]

[Cooling time: 12 hours]

Immediately afterwards, Li Pu, the eunuch in front of Zhao Wujiang, trembled, and was so frightened that his dagger fell to the ground.

His mind seemed to have traveled to the future, and he saw Wu Meiniang who was seriously ill on the couch. The doctors were helpless, but it was Zhao Wujiang who rescued Wu Meiniang!

The picture in his mind changed again, Zhao Wujiang stood at the peak of the eunuch, became the favored minister of Wu Meiniang and the Tang Emperor, and had all the power in the harem!
But Zhao Wujiang has always had hatred in his heart!
"The old eunuch who cleansed me back then, bring me up!"

All of a sudden, Li Pu saw himself wearing chains and kneeling in front of Zhao Wujiang, not allowing him to resist at all, Zhao Wujiang gave an order, and he was executed by Ling Chi!

Rumbling--

Li Pu felt a pain in his head, and when he came back to his senses again, he stared carefully at the young man in front of him.

What is our family doing?
This kid is a nobleman!

In the future, if he can occupy the harem with power, why should our family offend him? It's too late to flatter him!
Sin!

At the same time, the maid's shouts and hurried footsteps came from outside the room.

"It's not good, it's not good, Wu Zhaoyi is too depressed and fell into a coma, go to the imperial hospital and ask the imperial doctor, hurry up!"

Hearing this, Li Pu laughed in his heart.

What's the use of those quack doctors in Tai Hospital?

The person who can cure Empress Wu Zhaoyi is right in front of our family!
"Master Zhao!"

Li Pu turned his head abruptly, and hurriedly loosened the iron chains that bound Zhao Wujiang!

He lifted him up and said:

"Our family almost made a big mistake...Master Zhao surprised you!"

Li Pu smiled obsequiously, his wrinkled old face squeezed into a chrysanthemum.

Zhao Wujiang was taken aback, is this all right?
This directly implanted life trajectory is a bit dangling!

It's just a pity that there are time constraints and rationalization constraints.

Otherwise, he would edit it directly, let everyone know that he will be the emperor, and kneel down to him!
After stopping his fantasies, Zhao Wujiang quickly pulled up his pants.

"Dare to ask the father-in-law's name?"

"I don't dare to be a big name, our family name is Li Pu."

Outrageous...Zhao Wujiang cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Eunuch Li, for saving the bird..."

Li Pu hastily pressed his hand, "I can't help it, Mr. Zhao, isn't this ruining our family?
In the future, our family will have to trouble Mr. Zhao to support us a lot..."

As soon as the words fell, Li Pu picked up the knife on the ground and walked towards the man on the other wooden bed.

The sound of the knife whistled and the cold light flashed, and a bloody object appeared in his hand.

The man was bleeding and screamed heart-piercingly.

I am Nima!
What a quick knife!

Zhao Wujiang couldn't help pinching his legs.

"Mr. Zhao, don't panic, you guys, give orders. Just now, our family has cleaned up Mr. Zhao..."

Li Pu led Zhao Wujiang out, "Young Master Zhao, don't worry, our family is a professional, and now you have completed all the procedures for entering the palace."

After crossing the threshold, Li Pu handed over the things in his hands to a young eunuch guarding the door, and ordered: "Record it well, Mr. Zhao's file must be clean and clear, and it must not affect your future promotion."

"Yes, godfather."

The little eunuch took the things and ran all the way, then disappeared from Zhao Wujiang's vision.

Zhao Wujiang swallowed his saliva, professional people do professional things, really neat.

"Eunuch Li, where are we going?"

"Of course I sent Mr. Zhao to your mother's place."

"I don't know... which empress is it?"

"Wu Zhaoyi, Mrs. Wu, Mr. Zhao, when you save Mrs. Wu, our family's future depends on you!"

Zhao Wujiang was taken aback.

Damn, did you really let him go?

The cowhide is overblown... I will cure my illness.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host editor for the successful life trajectory]

[Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of 'Fake Eunuch in the Harem']

【Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of 'First Editing'】

[Congratulations to the host for getting 3000 taels of silver]

[Congratulations to the host for gaining super beauty charm (the women in the harem are all beauty control)]

[Congratulations to the host for gaining life-enhancing physique (extending normal lifespan by ten years)]

[Congratulations to the host for getting a chance to come back to life once]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special ability: Wonderful Doctor]

Zhao Wujiang only felt a piece of mysterious knowledge pouring into his mind, and he trembled, Zhao Wujiang's whole temperament was different!
Wonderful doctor!

This strength is definitely enough to cure Wu Meiniang!

"Eunuch Li, lead the way!"

(End of this chapter)