Datang Lianzhong Sanyuan, shocked to hear that my father killed a dragon in a dream

Chapter 114 Don't Love Girls, Love Old Women, A Romance in the Three Realms

"The little lady's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. She was unlucky when she was young, her father-in-law died early, and she and her husband inherited the ancestral property. They have a wealth of wealth and a thousand hectares of fertile land."

"Or maybe it's because they were destined to have no children. They only gave birth to three daughters. The year before last, they were unlucky and lost their husbands. The young woman is a widow. This year, she will serve her full years. She will leave nothing but land and family business, and there will be no family members."

"Now the three girls are all grown up. They want to marry, but they can't let go of their family property. They want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands. The four are just right. I don't know if they will be respectful or not." The old woman transformed into the Virgin Mary of Wudang began Make a sound, test.

After the Holy Mother of Wudang finished speaking, the three daughters behind the screen stepped forward one by one, laughing and laughing.

"The eldest daughter, Zhenzhen, is 20 years old this year, and the second daughter is named Aiai. This year, the youngest daughter, Lianlian, is 16 years old." Wudang Virgin introduced.

Seeing the three daughters, Zhu Bajie's eyes were bright and he whispered to Chen Jiangliu: "Master, this is a widow's family. There is a family with a lot of money and a lot of fertile land. If you get married, Isn't this all ours?"

Chen Jiangliu sat quietly, holding a teacup in his hand. He was a gentleman, not close to women, and his eyes were not on the old woman's three daughters, but on the old woman.

Zhu Bajie saw that his master was indifferent, so he said to Sun Wukong: "Big Brother, Brother Monkey."

Sun Wukong squatted on the chair, eating melons and fruits, and smiled even more, "My grandson Huaguoshan has three thousand beauties in the harem, idiot, keep your eyes open, it's not so easy to be a son-in-law."

Monk Sha always looked simple and honest, standing still without saying a word.

Seeing that Jin Chanzi was indifferent, the old woman transformed into the Virgin Mary secretly winked at Guanyin, Puxian, and Manjusri.

Avalokitesvara, Puxian, and Manjusri transformed into three young women approached Chen Jiangliu with laughter.

When Chen Jiangliu saw the three demons attacking him, he got goosebumps all over his body in fright, and quickly said: "The poor monk is not interested in little girls!"

"The poor monk never lusts after women!"

The three Bodhisattvas, Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra, were very satisfied after listening to Jin Chanzi's words. It seems that Chen Jiangliu still has the desire to seek Buddha and enlightenment!
Don't want the son-in-law who came to your door, you have withstood the test!
After Chen Jiangli finished speaking, she took the initiative to lean on the old woman, and said with a serious face: "The monks are merciful, and the life of the poor monk watching the benefactor's lonely and widowed daughter is really difficult, but the poor monk doesn't like little girls!"

"How about this, the poor monk is willing to be Mrs. Jia's door-to-door son-in-law, and to be a father to Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian." Chen Jiangliu stared at the old woman with a serious face.

Chen Jiangliu has long seen through that the young girls in this room are all transsexuals, but the old woman in front of him is a real female monk!
After Chen Jiangliu finished speaking, the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra all showed shock on their faces, "What? This golden cicada... what kind of hobby is it?"

"You don't like young and beautiful girls, you don't like soft girls, but you actually like old mothers?"

"This...Chen Jiangliu doesn't have any Oedipus, does he?"

Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, and Puxian looked dumbfounded.

On the side, the old woman transformed by the Holy Mother of Wudang also looked shocked. She didn't expect this golden cicada to be so bold.

"Maybe he has seen our identities." Our Lady of Wudang guessed in her heart.

The face of the old woman transformed into the Holy Mother of Wudang became gloomy on purpose, "I kindly recruited you to be my son-in-law. I never thought that you, a monk, are so aggressive. You have already stepped into the loess with half your body and one foot. How could you marry again?"

The old woman flicked her sleeves and turned to leave.

Chen Jiangliu watched the old woman leave with a smile on his face, "No way? Forget it."

"Poor monk, dedicated to Buddha, never close to female sex, betrothed to lonely life!"

Chen Jiangliu turned his head and looked at the three transvestites in front of him again. Goosebumps appeared all over his body again, "The poor monk is tired, sorry, go to bed first."

After Chen Jiangliu finished speaking, he led Monkey King out the door and wandered in the courtyard.

Monk Sha also went to feed the horses, and only Zhu Bajie was left in the main hall.

In the backyard, green cypresses hang over the door, and the house is close to the green hills.A few pine trees are growing, and there are several bamboo stems.

Chen Jiangliu walked slowly, and Monkey King followed behind.

Sun Wukong scratched his head and tried to ask: "Master, are you really not a womanizer?"

"Cough cough cough!" Chen Jiangliu coughed twice violently.

"Wukong, even you can see their identities, how can you not see them as a teacher?"

"This way, remember to help the teacher to pay attention to the female goblin, I would rather catch it by mistake than let it go!"

After Chen Jiangliu finished speaking, he coughed twice and went back to the wing to sleep.

Sun Wukong watched the master go away with a knowing smile on his face, "Sure enough...the master is still the master..."

Along the way, Sun Wukong became more and more curious about his master. Originally at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the master Sun Wukong imagined was probably a serious Buddhist disciple...

But master...it doesn't seem to be like this, he behaves in a ruffian way, and doesn't abide by Buddhist precepts, in short...he doesn't look like a pure Buddhist disciple!

"But the master's Buddhist attainments are extremely high, even the Guanyin Bodhisattva is not the master's opponent..."

Along the way, Sun Wukong didn't dislike Chen Jiangliu, on the contrary, he got along very well.

As Sun Wukong thought about it, the shadow of that person, Wei Shuyu, appeared in his mind.

"Next time we meet him, we can have a good chat..."

"No, I have to go and see the idiots. Since they were the ones who made the trouble first, then my old grandson can't be polite."

Inside the main hall.

Zhu Bajie has already played the game of marrying the sky, groping around with a red hijab.

The third daughter is a quasi-sage bodhisattva, it is not easy to deal with a Zhu Bajie!

Zhu Bajie is like a headless fly, unable to touch anyone.

Sun Wukong quietly hid outside the main hall, couldn't help but smiled and waved his hands, "Idiot, let Brother Monkey help you!"

Sun Wukong plucked a hair and blew it lightly. After Zhu Bajie touched the monkey hair, he immediately seemed to have a perspective.

Zhu Bajie is pretending to be stupid, but he is not really stupid. After touching for a long time, he can't find anyone, and he knows that there is a fraud. It is not easy to appoint these few people.

"Okay, okay, okay, since you are teasing my old pig, then my old pig is also welcome."

Zhu Bajie knew that Brother Hou was helping him, so he opened the perspective, and pretended that he couldn't see anything, groping around on purpose.

While Zhu Bajie was groping around, he had already approached the real girl transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Desperate to be captured, Zhu Bajie reached out to touch Lianlian, but turned around abruptly and hugged Zhenzhen.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was still thinking about Jin Chanzi's performance just now, and he didn't notice Zhu Bajie's hard-to-catch behavior at all, and was hugged by Zhu Bajie's waist in a careless move.

Zhu Bajie had been teased for a long time, and he wanted to take revenge in his heart, so he became unscrupulous, and with a pair of salty pig hands, he attacked the Zhenzhen transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

A pig's mouth arched wildly, and it seemed that it was about to block Zhenzhen's mouth.

On the side, Manjusri and Puxian Bodhisattva couldn't help widening their eyes when they saw this scene, "How did Guanyin get tricked?"

Guanyin was attacked, his face changed, and with a wave of his sleeves, Zhu Bajie was thrown directly out of the main hall.

Click!The hall door is closed.

Manjusri and Puxian looked at Guanyin's junior brother with resentment, and didn't mention the incident of Guanyin's attack just now. No one in the three realms knows that Guanyin Bodhisattva is a daughter's body and a man's heart...

"Hey, my old pig's waist."

Zhu Bajie was sent flying, and fell to the ground hard, with pain on his face.

At this time, Monkey King came out with a smirk and came to help Zhu Bajie.

"Idiot, how did it feel just now?"

With a lewd smile on his face, Zhu Bajie pulled Sun Wukong's arm, and whispered: "Brother Monkey, I really touched it just now, it really is there!"

"It's true, it's not fake!"

"That feeling, tsk tsk..."

"Good monkey brother, tell me quickly, who changed the person I touched just now?" Although Zhu Bajie guessed that it was a fairy in disguise, he didn't know who it was.

If the one I touched just now was a female cultivator, then I would definitely earn money!

Monkey King held Zhu Bajie's ear, with a mysterious smile on his face, and whispered: "Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

"what?"

"The rumors are actually true? The body of a daughter... the heart of a man?"

"Blood earns!"

Zhu Bajie didn't expect that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who just sneaked up, plump, really plump!
"Good brother, I want to sleep with you tonight." Zhu Bajie quickly hugged Monkey King, fearing that he would be retaliated by sleeping alone at night.

"Easy to say, easy to say."

One night, quiet.

When it was dawn, there was no such thing as a courtyard.

The four master and apprentice Chen Jiangliu woke up in the wilderness.

Zhu Bajie woke up next to Monkey King, looked at his hands, and smiled, "Brother Monkey, I plan not to wash my hands for a year, what do you think?"

"Go away, don't wash your hands for a year, stay away from me when you eat."

Chen Jiangliu stretched his waist, stood up slowly, only feeling back pain all over his body, "What, can't wait for me to sleep well before withdrawing the mana?"

"Let's sleep in this wilderness, how can this poor monk suffer with his old bones?"

"Bajie, come here and give me a massage."

"Okay master."

Zhu Bajie trotted over and gave Chen Jiangliu a massage.

During the massage, Chen Jiangliu asked in a strange way, "How does it feel?"

Zhu Bajie was taken aback for a moment, and then a lewd smile appeared on his face, "Wonderful, wonderful!"

"Made, you can enjoy this with a ladyboy, bad luck, Wukong is here to give you a massage," Chen Jiangliu felt goose bumps all over his body when he thought of Zhu Bajie's hands that had touched a ladyboy massaging himself.

Chen Jiangliu, a Yan dog, has tasted countless women in Chang'an, and at the same time has his own cleanliness. He will never touch a woman who has been touched by others, let alone a transvestite!

……

The Four Saints try their Zen mind, it's over.

Avalokitesvara, Manjusri and Puxian returned to Lingshan to report to Buddha Tathagata.

"Jin Chanzi's Buddha heart is still firm, and he doesn't lust for women."

Tathagata Buddha nodded slowly, "It's very good."

Guanyin Bodhisattva kept silent about what happened last night.

A dignified quasi-sage, but was pushed by a pig's head?If it gets out, there will be no face left!
……

Chen Jiangliu, with four masters and apprentices, continued westward.

at the same time.

In the Three Realms, there was a secret rumor, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's lower realm has been attacked." '

As soon as the secret came out, the Three Realms were shocked, but more people just regarded it as an interesting incident after practicing.

However, the rumors spread more and more fiercely, coupled with the deliberate spread of the immortals of Tianting Jiejiao, even spawned countless versions.

"Avalokitesvara descended to the realm, lost her mana, and was defiled by monks."

"What? Didn't you get kicked by a pig?"

"What pig? How did I hear it was an elephant or an orangutan!"

"How did Pindao hear that it was a lizard?"

"Oh, what a pity."

"Isn't it said that Guanyin's daughter has a male body and a heart? Maybe... can really be..."

……

Together, the rumors quickly swept through the Three Realms, and they couldn't be stopped.

What's more, it's about the Buddhist Supreme Bodhisattva!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious, and successively went down to the lower realms to kill several big monsters who spread rumors, but was considered by the monks of the three realms, and became angry from shame!
Buddhism lost face and became the laughing stock of the Three Realms for a while.

……

Chen Jiangliu, with four masters and apprentices, lived in the open air, walked for a long time, and encountered a high mountain again.

I saw this mountain, which is extremely tall and majestic, with a majestic momentum.The root is connected to the Kunlun vein, and the top is in Hanzhong.Every time the white crane comes to perch on the juniper, when the black ape hangs the wisteria again.

Chen Jiangliu has been out of Chang'an for several years, and he has never encountered such a high mountain range.

Walking this way, Chen Jiangliu has figured out the rules, there must be demons in water, and demons in mountains.

Too bad there isn't a single banshee.

"Wukong, is there a female goblin in this mountain?" Chen Jiangliu asked seriously.

Sun Wukong turned his sharp eyes, looked at the mountain, and said with a smile: "Master, this is a fairy mountain, and there are no goblins."

"Xianshan?"

"After walking for many days, I have never encountered the Immortal Mansion. I am just tired, so let's go and take a rest."

Monkey King walked in the front, Zhu Bajie led the horse, and Monk Sha carried the burden, and walked towards Xianshan.

After walking for a while, I saw a Taoist temple standing in the middle of the mountain.

Walking to the Taoist temple, Chen Jiangliu's master and disciples saw the plaque:

"The immortal mansion of immortality is the same as the heaven."

Horizontal batch: Longevity Mountain is a blessed land, Wuzhuang Guantian.

"It's a big tone, you can live forever and live the same life as the sky." Zhu Bajie looked at the plaque and couldn't help saying.

Monk Sha's eyes showed a strange look, but he heard from Shimen that Wuzhuang temple is the legendary ashram of Da Neng Zhen Yuan Daxian!
Since the fall of the red cloud, Zhen Yuanzi was disheartened, and has been hiding in the Three Realms. He saved the human race when he was eliminating the Lich, and has never participated in the calamity!

It is also the great power in the Three Thousand Zixiao Palace who knows the power of Zhen Yuanzi, and the monks who were born after the God Conferred Calamity have never heard of the name Zhen Yuanzi...

Sun Wukong learned supernatural powers from Subhuti, he went to heaven and earth, and he is quite proficient in catching dragons in the deep sea, but he knows little about the secrets of the Three Realms, even far less than Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Little White Dragon.

It seems that Subhuti deliberately did not pass on Sun Wukong's secret knowledge of the Three Realms to make him arrogant... I don't know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is.

……

In front of Wuzhuang Temple.

Chen Jiangliu sat quietly on the white horse, but in his sea of ​​consciousness, he thought of a scene thousands of years ago, when he had a tea ceremony with Zhen Yuanzi at a grand Buddhist event.

"I didn't expect... this fairy mountain is the dojo of Zhenyuan Great Immortal."

Just when the master and apprentice were in a daze, Qingfeng and Mingyue walked out of the Taoist temple.

"Elders, are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

"Exactly."

"The old man is here, the teacher has invited you, please come to the Taoist temple to rest."

"Thank you!"

Chen Jiangliu's four masters and apprentices followed Qingfeng and Mingyue into Wuzhuang Temple.

And at this moment, a thick black and yellow mana rose from the sky over the entire Wuzhuang Temple.

The earth trembled, the mountains roared, and the power of mountains, rivers and seas continuously gathered towards Wuzhuang Temple!

"Great Book Formation, get up!"

The fetal membrane of the earth stands in the middle of the Wuzhuang temple, and the precious light reveals the mysterious array, which builds the strongest defensive array of the earth book!

At this moment, Wuzhuang Temple seemed to be separated from the Three Realms.

No matter who the monk is, he can no longer detect the situation in Wuzhuang Temple, not even a saint!Unless the holy body comes in person!
(End of this chapter)