Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

Chapter 270 What a Fucking Surprise!

When Huang Silang heard what the master said, he transformed instantly!
Those eyes seem to be killing people!
Can't hide it at all!

At the same time, he immediately raised his finger and pointed at the master who just spoke, "Look at this master, he is a master of pretending to be confused!"

Master and Zhang Mazi were puzzled.

But then Huang Silang explained, "Dollar, it's a knife, what is Dollar?"

The master smiled strangely, "U.S. dollar! Us dollar!"

The three of them laughed heartily in an instant!

Even the master raised his hands when he smiled!

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At this time, some film critics who don't understand are thinking why they are laughing, while those who understand can't help but click their tongues a few times, secretly thinking that there is something interesting in their hearts!
Who is the screenwriter of this play?
Is it still the director of this movie, that Wang Bin?
This line looks simple and unpretentious, but combined with the scene of the Hongmen Banquet, and thinking about it carefully, it is not simple at all!

One word, the lingering sound lingers~
At this time, Zhang Mazi also slowly turned his head to look at his brothers.

There was constant laughter in the movie theater, this impression was too deep!

Then Zhang Mazi looked at Yu Wei's face and asked, "How old are you?"

How should I put it, I laughed quite a lot, but very few of them could remember the lines or even the plot just now after a free and easy smile, and even after thinking about the plot, I still feel a little bit laughable.

Master's eyes flustered, and he looked at Zhang Mazi in disbelief.

Then the book turned his head freely, and said deathly: "Then kill me!"

At this time, Huang Silang also stood up and stood up for the master, "I'm sorry, don't you understand what is surprise?"

And Zhang Mazi calmly raised his finger and said, "Then sleep first! Then kill!"

The plot continued, because Zhang Mazi slept with our master who had a glance of ten thousand years, so he took the assassination.

Very rejected!
In order to let Yu Wei play this role, Wang Bin did not hesitate to push the scene this afternoon to the end, and jumped directly to this scene.

The master was stunned at this moment, and looked at Zhang Mazi dully, Zhang Mazi didn't panic, and continued: "Translation, translation, what is a surprise?"

"I turn off the lights!"

The master panicked, and hurriedly said to Huang Silang: "What is a surprise!"

"Someone lied to me."

And Yu Wei's handsome face also appeared in front of everyone holding a pistol made of wood.

"Don't look at me?"

Zhang Mazi jumped up in a hurry, and the master hurriedly said, "My child! My child!"

Let Yu Wei play this role!
Awesome!
Awesome Plass!

In a sense, the one who is sitting now is the wife of the county magistrate, and the one who is dragging the clothes is the magistrate (funny)

At this time, Huang Silang, who was sitting across from Zhang Mazi, said, "Say you don't pretend to be confused, you gave me an oriental name..."

Uh... for an explanation... Yu Wei was speechless.

"How dare you be eight years old?" Zhang Mazi said in horror!
Well, in Yu Wei's hometown, this eight-year-old child is played by the producer, I don't know why here, um, the finger of fate is manipulated, and it's actually played by the producer Yu Wei!
Far from the original!
At this time, Ye Mengjie who was on the side laughed like crazy!

No way, "Let the Bullets Fly" is such a movie.

In an instant, the brothers hurriedly said, "Who is it!"

Secondly, the relationship with Yu Wei is still so good!
As expected of the director of "Sword of Heaven", he has face!

"Who is the county magistrate?" Zhang Mazi said while taking off his clothes.

Everyone sounds inexplicably familiar!
At this time, Yu Wei in the back row covered his face in shame, and at the same time signaled Hu Niu beside him not to look at her.

In the movie, the three of them roared with laughter, and Huang Silang said suddenly at this moment: "Look, look! You are a genius who pretends to be confused!"

These film critics have watched countless movies, including two hundred if not one hundred comedies.

In Zhang Mazi's eyes, the master's hysteria at this time was a bit incomprehensible. After all, in Zhang Mazi's eyes, the master was always a smart person and a person who knew things.

Anyway, laugh again, I am your husband too!

……

First of all, Wang Bin has great connections.

Then the master asked a question in confusion, that is, the woman who just took out the gem, "Aren't they Daiyu and Qingwen?"

Just like Yu Wei...

Master and Zhang Mazi confronted each other in the room.

But if you take a closer look, the current master seems a bit shy~
Zhang Mazi directly overturned the master with his hands, and said domineeringly, "How can I sleep if I kill you!"

I laughed at home, let you smile again!

Yu Wei is very familiar with this set of procedures!
Two seconds later, Yu Wei took a deep breath, his pupils dilated, and his eyes widened!

Then it came to the back.

"You still want the common people to praise you?" The master became more and more excited, "Just one word! Disgusting!!"

It's the master's daughter-in-law who came to see the master. As for whether it's true or not, who knows?

The night shrouded everything, and Huang Silang looked at Zhang Mazi, the county magistrate, who was still alive in front of him in disbelief.

……

But Zhang Mazi ignored him, looked at the master beside him and said, "You translate for the translator, what is a surprise?"

Then the three of them had a tacit understanding, as if they had been friends for a long time, they said: "Daiyu Qingwenzi!"

Then the second brother, who looked a bit like Zhu Yuanzhang, said, "Brother, you know me well. According to my habit, I don't ask for anything!"

Quiet like a real lady, but the anger in her eyes made this lady look not so elegant, and the anger rose exponentially.

The master hurriedly said: "It's different!"

"Rabbits know not to eat grass by the side of the nest, six of them! They are still in front of their husbands! And let people watch??"

As an adult, you know everything!
homo (police!
Zhang Mazi also said at this time: "I can tell, you all have unique skills, but!"

He slapped Yu Wei's thigh fiercely and continuously.

What the hell is this!

Master is still puzzled or is he pretending to be confused?
"No need for translation, it's just a surprise!"

Whoever looks at it doesn't want to laugh!
At this time, Ye Mengjie was at the back of the theater.

The screenwriter of this movie has kun to the brush!

To sum up these brothers, "Shou", "Chong", "Ruthless", "Chu" and "Basic"...

Your mother's kiss is simply a dam for you!

There are plenty of laughs and the impression is deep.

This is simply "Instructions", tearful eyes!

Echoed among the bandits headed by Zhang Mazi...

And this scene can be summed up in one sentence - pure love's true attitude towards NTR.

The third one said, "Brother, you know me well. If it were me, no one would live to sue."

Yu Wei replied seriously: "Eight years old!"

Huang Silang was also a ruthless person, he directly condescended and flattered him, cupped his hands and said, "In three days' time, I must give the county magistrate a surprise!"

Zhang Mazi said in disbelief at this moment, "Son?"

……

The next step is to steal money, and then distribute the money to the people of Goose City.

"Don't move! Put your legs up!"

The meaning of this sentence is very simple, it is to let the master fight the team and let the master choose the team.

It seems...the three are all masters of pretending to be confused!

"Is this gem for you? It's for the magistrate's wife!"

Please note that the word used here is "one". As for what is hidden behind it, we will not analyze it here.

"Why is there a woman here?"

"You can spend some money on this kind of thing!"

Master nodded and said, "Son!"

Huang Silang grinned, showing off his big gold teeth.

Master panicked!

"No pain!"

……

"Let me ask you, who is the county magistrate?" Zhang Mazi asked again.

Panic from the bottom of my heart!

Then he snorted coldly, "Cut!"

Then the master turned his back as if he was about to leave, "The money must be gone!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst out laughing.

I can find Yu Wei.

As soon as Yu Wei said this, Ye Mengjie immediately became quiet.

It can create such a simple line while being a comedy, and it can be so deep without affecting the integrity.

Huang Silang hurriedly said: "The surprise is that three days later, I will give you 180 million to go out of the city to suppress the bandits and connect my legs! Do you understand?"

How could he not have guessed that Huang Silang sent someone to do it?
Zhang Mazi was very puzzled, what was the reason for this?

……

It is possible that this woman has worked under Huang Silang for two and a half years...

The master closed his eyes and agreed, "Mine!"

Zhang Mazi laughed, as if in the whole drama, this is Zhang Mazi's real laugh after the death of Liu Zi?
At this time, Zhang Mazi also took off his clothes so that his chest was exposed..., and the smile on the corner of his mouth did not fade away, "Is there any difference?"

Then came!
The classic double teme sentence, uh, double negation means affirmation, but I just don’t know what double teme sentence means?
Zhang Mazi interrupted again, "What the fuck is a surprise!"

Once again, the audience burst into laughter.

The plot continues.

As soon as this scene came out, the audience laughed!
Although this plot feels a little familiar, it is really funny!

At the same time, our master also showed his own experience and directly taught Zhang Mazi how to act.

Yu Wei glanced at it very disdainfully.

The master stepped back in horror, his eyes were full of panic at this time.

"Brother, you know me well. If I make a move, the one lying on the table should be his husband."

At this time Zhang Mazi took over the words and said, "Could it be that her name is Daiyu Qingwen?"

The master is still yelling at everyone hysterically at this time, and the next content is a suggestion to recite the whole text.

At the same time, his fingers were pockmarked, showing no sign of weakness!
Zhang Maziquan pretended not to hear, and continued to say to the master: "I want you to translate, what is a surprise!"

You are my daughter-in-law too!

Then came a famous scene.

Another round of fighting began.

……

It was as if Master had never seen such a person before.

Zhang Mazi interrupted forcefully. He glanced at the man who had lived for thousands of years and said, "I'll ask you to translate it for me. What is a surprise?"

But Wang Bin said that after the filming of this plot, Yu Wei must be allowed to play this...

I sell my art but not my body!
Pooh!
I don't sell anything!

The master looked at the two of them in confusion, and said directly to Zhang Mazi, "Surprise..."

Zhang Mazi looked at Yu Wei's simple eyes and said, "Are you a child?"

Immediately, she raised her hand and placed it near Ye Mengjie's mouth.

The next plot was that the master brought back the drunk Zhang Mazi on horseback, but in fact Zhang Mazi was pretending to be drunk, and then another famous scene occurred.

Please enjoy the following, with unique skills——

Originally, Yu Wei wanted to play a small role in the tea lecture hall, and let everyone find out.

The master said earnestly to everyone: "Spend a little! Even whoring? It doesn't cost much! Even sneaky? They are simply bandits! Bandits are worse!"

I can understand it a little bit more carefully.

Ok……

It's time for the direct confrontation between our Zhang Mazi and our goose city tyrant Huang Silang!

The three of them laughed heartily again in an instant, like friends, but the little Jiujiu in the hearts of the three is about to overflow now!

Ye Mengjie also laughed, but she didn't laugh too much. After all, she is a lady now, and a lady can't laugh presumptuously~
On the other hand, Yu Wei looked disdainfully at Ye Mengjie, who couldn't help shaking, and said, "Huniu, let's just say that you can laugh if you want to. After all, so many people have laughed, but you don't want to be half-smiling and half-not-smiling." Well, now you're rubbing me like a bitch rubbing a tree again!"

Then everyone admired Wang Bin in their hearts.

Could it be... that the master who I have seen for thousands of years is going to betray me?
Zhang Mazi decided to chat with the master!

"Whose?" Zhang Mazi asked.

The master angrily threw the mask with the nine tubes on it in front of everyone and said, "Smash it! You! Smash it!"

Zhang Mazi looked at the fourth person, "Brother, you know me well. Although my fifth child is the oldest, I, I am still a virgin..."

Zhang Mazi and a group of brothers surrounded the master and his wife, when suddenly a child's voice came out from Zhang Mazi's feet.

"Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Bah! It's so disgusting!" The man walked away, but the voice was still echoing, echoing in everyone's ears.

The master swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a little fear: "Are you going to kill me, or sleep with me?"

Then Yu Wei, a 1.8-meter kid standing up, appeared in front of everyone, Yu Wei is called a small one among all the actors!

That's right...

Anyway, there are constant show operations in it, and everyone is watching it with gusto.

Zhang Mazi looked at his first brother wearing glasses. He looked left and right, "Brother, you know me well. I never do bullying. I like to be passive!"

hum!

You do one thing, I do another, fight each other!
Then in a dark night several people handed over.

Yu Wei nodded in a daze.

The master lowered his head angrily and spat out, "Bah! Disgusting!"

At this time, Zhang Mazi looked at the last brother who was wearing a Dulong blindfold, and he was the most ruthless at first glance!

Although he is the boss, but on the set, the director is the best, and Yu Wei refused.

Yu Wei doesn't care anymore, just laugh!
Laugh!

Zhang Mazi didn't reply and said, "Come out!"

Ye Mengjie was very puzzled, and pushed Yu Wei's hand away, but Yu Wei took it up again, Ye Mengjie sank her beautiful eyes in displeasure, and the next moment, she bit her!
Yu Wei was in pain, so he withdrew his hand directly. After all, he was bitten twice by the tiger's teeth in a short time and couldn't bear it!
And we didn't think too much about it, this kid is Yu Wei...

What about Yu Wei...

The master helplessly spread his hands and said: "This is still using a translator, I have already said it..."

And everyone in the movie theater also recognized that this person was Yu Wei, and everyone burst into laughter watching the interaction between Yu Wei and Zhang Mazi.

That's called a... well, tall!

This is Yu Wei's extravaganza.

Looking at the acting skills of these two actors, it is simply natural.

Witty, humorous, funny, but full of reason.

Inexplicably, a sentence popped up in Yu Wei's mind, "I don't ask for help in everything, my hands are my wife!"

Zhang Mazi slowly pointed to the place where his elder brother and master left, and said, "Old Tang!"

But in the script, it still looks funny.

The master also said, "This is a surprise!"

But Zhang Mazi didn't care.

"What's a surprise?"

Master understood, he finally chose to stand in line with Zhang Mazi, and translated it again...

(End of this chapter)